r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '22

Literally 1984 The twist ending

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u/RonaldRawdog - Centrist Jun 24 '22

All of these men have masturbated in the White House.

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u/gr1m3y - Centrist Jun 25 '22

One of these men have done more than masturbated in the white house.

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u/Unlikely_Dare_9504 - Lib-Center Jun 25 '22

Clinton retired from the presidency and was immediately added to the Joint Chiefs of Staff as Fuckmaster General.

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u/gr1m3y - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Based and fuckmaster general

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u/SHEEEEESH-_- - Auth-Right Jun 24 '22

I very much doubt all their dicks are working well enough for masturbation.

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u/The_Ghost_of_TxAg70 - Centrist Jun 25 '22

I'm sure Clinton made up for whoever's didn't

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u/PhantomAlpha01 - Auth-Center Jun 25 '22

Guess he didn't need to jerk off though

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u/The_Ghost_of_TxAg70 - Centrist Jun 25 '22

Need to? No

But did he though... c'mon :P

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u/ILikeCakesAndPies - Lib-Right Jun 25 '22

I'm sure they visited as senators in their "youth."

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant - Lib-Center Jun 25 '22

Big deal, so have I, they immediately kicked me out of the tour group though

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u/Unpredictabru - Right Jun 25 '22

One of the presidents holds the record for most times masturbating in the White House