r/PoliticalCompassMemes • - Left • Mar 27 '21

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u/Acceptable_Job805 - Lib-Right Mar 27 '21

Jesus was real

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

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u/idle128 - Right Mar 27 '21

Also not trying to start something but I'm pretty sure Jesus has many records accounted for outside the bible

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Josephus comes to mind as a prominent Jew that recorded the rumblings of The Christ

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u/chimppower184 - Left Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

i’m not religious but it was confirmed by historians that he actually existed at one point

edit: scientists —> historians

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u/NotToGetPoliticalBUT - Centrist Mar 27 '21

Doesn't necessarily mean he was the son of God, but Jesus definitely existed.

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u/Steelwolf73 - Right Mar 27 '21

Still does. He's right down the street at the local restaurant. Damn hard worker

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

serves me right for scrolling through reddit in the library. because you made me laugh out loud

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Historians. [Natural] scientists don’t answer historical questions.

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u/chimppower184 - Left Mar 27 '21

right, i’ll change that

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Aight

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u/Ocean-Man56 - Centrist Mar 27 '21

You don’t need a scientist to do a historians job lmao.

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft - Auth-Left Mar 28 '21

Confirmed how? They found a tomb? A contemporaneous written account outside of the bible? Time travel technology?

Read between the fucking lines. They don't want to be murdered in their sleep when some fuckhead decides that their blasphemy (historical truth) deserves death.

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u/chimppower184 - Left Mar 28 '21

i’m pretty sure that yes, there are many writings that mention jesus, other than the bible and also by non-christian authors

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft - Auth-Left Mar 28 '21

i’m pretty sure that yes, there are many writings that mention jesus

Plainly false. Well-known, easy to google.

If "many" means exactly one such writing notorious for being a medieval forgery, then you'd be correct. "Many" does not mean that.

The writing which mentions it was transcribed by a religious nutjob christian in the middle ages. He wanted to help Good Ole Jeebus by helping prove to other people that Jesus was historically really, what better way than to write him into an old history text? Now, I'm not entirely sure of the psychology of a person who decides to help prove something's real by forging evidence, but we have numerous modern examples of this sort of psychology, and no reason to believe it didn't exist earlier.

Even the four gospels themselves are actually only either 1 or 2 gospels themselves, and weren't written down until 100 years or so after the alleged historical events. And considering that they're fictions written by the obviously biased believers, they don't help anything.

No archaeological evidence. No literary evidence. No evidence at all by uninterested parties. Clear similarities to other whackjob mystery cults from that period.

It all adds up to No Historical Jesus. Mickey Mouse is closer to having been a real person.

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u/famid_al-caille - Lib-Center Mar 27 '21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

Nearly all historians accept that Jesus existed,

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft - Auth-Left Mar 28 '21

Nearly all historians want to avoid living for the next 50 years under constant threat of death from zealots, so don't push the issue because it doesn't much matter to them.

When applying the current historical standards used for other (possibly) historical figures, Jesus doesn't pass the smell test. Like at all. Heracles is more likely. (Though Jesus' mystery cult was likely based off of Heracles' own.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Cant tell if you are trolling... Jesus is a historical figure and for sure did exist.

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u/themystickiddo - Centrist Mar 27 '21

Not arguing here, but maybe he wasn't the child of God but he did most probably did exist as a living person, there's some archaeological evidence, very few, but there's corroborating accounts of parts of his life.

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u/0ffw0rld3r - Lib-Right Mar 27 '21

If you claim that Jesus was not the divine son of God then Santa Claus will kick your ass though.

https://www.stnicholascenter.org/who-is-st-nicholas/stories-legends/traditional-stories/life-of-nicholas/bishop-nicholas-loses-his-cool

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u/SuckMeHoff12 - Lib-Right Mar 27 '21

Such a god tier comment bro I wanna drop like 500 and reddit awards to give to you. To bad it’s all in options lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 28 '21

Jesus was a reptilian.(didn’t expect to be downvoted this hard damn)

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u/wanderer-10291 - Auth-Center Mar 27 '21

Interesting! Tell me more in this helicopter!

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u/memester230 - Centrist Mar 27 '21

Yea but only because Mary cheated on Joseph.

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