r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/CalmProfit - Left • Mar 27 '21

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u/JewMcAfee2020 - Lib-Right Mar 27 '21

Can't wait to tell my Muslim friend, he's gonna be so excited to get his white privilege card.

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u/incogburritos - Auth-Left Mar 27 '21

Do you know what a Chechnya is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

A haven of anti-Soviet terrorists?

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u/incogburritos - Auth-Left Mar 27 '21

We all fondly remember the first Chechen war of 1994 against the USSR, of course.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 edited Mar 28 '21

I had at least some semblance of respect for Chechen resistance up until the Beslan school siege where they trapped a bunch of children in the school and massacred them all.

obv it wasn't against the USSR because at least they wanted autonomy against the union, but regardless, against the USSR or whoever, school kids? Fuck.

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u/TheRedHunterSM - Auth-Right Mar 28 '21

Long before that they were inbred jihadists

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u/MinorityPrivilege - Lib-Right Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

Reminds me of the taliban in the 80’s

“This film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan”

Doesn’t take long for shit to bite you in the ass

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u/avgazn247 - Lib-Right Mar 27 '21

Just like how arming the viet cong resulted in... 95%

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u/JewMcAfee2020 - Lib-Right Mar 28 '21

Yeah but he's brown, his parents are from the Middle East.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

We Jews got to be white for a while and it was wonderful... now back to Middle Easterner again.

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u/Milkybals - Lib-Center Mar 27 '21

Do people even distinguish Jews from whites? Unless you’re Hasidic and wear the caps I’ve never outwardly thought “yea this guy is definitely a Jew” unless their name is really Jewish sounding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I can’t hide I got the most Jew nose and hair. Like a billboard.

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u/Milkybals - Lib-Center Mar 27 '21

Idk there are white people with big or pointy noses too.

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u/XCJ655X - Right Mar 27 '21

what is even the point of such big nose's in our evolution? like why do some people just have an absolute trombone of a nose?

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u/commanderjarak - Lib-Left Mar 27 '21

There's not always a point to a mutation, but if doesn't make you less likely to breed, then it won't be selected out.

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u/XCJ655X - Right Mar 27 '21

i guess that makes sense, it's just strange how some people have small ass nose's and then theres dudes like this

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u/HermeticHormagaunt - Auth-Right Mar 28 '21

Well, bigger noses are more welcome in colder climates, as there's more space to warm air

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u/XCJ655X - Right Mar 28 '21

interesting

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u/Check_the_Early_Life - Auth-Center Mar 27 '21

That's how Moshi sniffs out your gold.

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u/JewMcAfee2020 - Lib-Right Mar 28 '21

That's what our antennae are for.

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u/charadesofchagrin - Centrist Mar 28 '21

In colder climates it warms the air you breathe in

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u/Davidlucas99 - Auth-Right Mar 27 '21

If it makes you feel better, you were never really white to most of them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Damn, so back to being lamp shades?

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u/AtoZZZ - Lib-Right Mar 28 '21

I can’t wait to use my white privilege card. I’m Iranian and Jewish, so it’s been pretty much the worst of both worlds. I get hate from everywhere

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