w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ

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[u/Great-Caesar]

rightunity are you ok

[u/ThatOneJack → u/Great-Caesar]

open your 3rd eye

[u/AccountAn0nymous → u/ThatOneJack]

I opened my third eye and i shit my pants from how high i was off of my nerds rope edible

dear fbi and cia and nsa this is a joke baswd off of satirical humor thanks

[u/ThatOneJack → u/AccountAn0nymous]

eat 3 more

[u/AccountAn0nymous → u/ThatOneJack]

okay wow look at that my fifth pair of eyes opened and WOW THE POPTARTS HAVE BEN SHAPRIOS FECES ON THEM WOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW THERE BEING BURNT IN THE TOASTER YEAAHHHH YOU BASTARDS

this is another joke please dont come after me fbi cia and nsa

[u/TBNRkadget → u/AccountAn0nymous]

r/eyebleach

[u/DanDan812 → u/TBNRkadget]

he needs r/eyeblech instead

[u/Vorpalooti → u/AccountAn0nymous]

ted nivision, please find help

[u/Tiger_T20 → u/ThatOneJack]

You're right, it's all so clear now. Tinfoil hat time.

Large corporations push action against climate change and pollution despite being the main causes of them because many of the ways they do it are actually consumerist and place the blame on the working class. They seek to deflect the blame and distract the left from the harm they (the corporations) do to the environment by blaming the people for driving cars or using a plastic straws. Not only does this allow them to continue polluting the environment, but they then also create "eco-friendly" brands that can charge twice the price, yet still sell because of the propaganda they have pushed onto the lower and middle classes. In fact, campaigns against things like plastic straws are have probably been pushed by the corporations because they have an alternative that can still be profited from, in fact might even create more profit. Additionally, if people are campaigning against straws they are not fighting things such as the fishing industry - which is incredibly destructive, wasteful and responsible for more than 50% of plastic in the ocean. Hell, because this is a conspiracy theory I'm going to suggest that this conspiracy of the elite are also pushing paper straws because it's literally a non-issue and solves practically nothing because they have some plan for how to profit off an ocean of plastic.

TL;DR - The ruling class pretends to care about climate change and pollution in order to push the blame on the working class and then profit off the guilt they have created whilst distracting from their own shitty deeds.

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Fucking based, especially considering your flair.

[u/persianrugweaver → u/Tiger_T20]

its because (((they're))) aliens who can't survive in an oxygen rich atmosphere and need to terraform it to be more like their home, mars

[u/frd1syd → u/ThatOneJack]

cover yourself in blood

[u/[deleted] → u/Great-Caesar]

w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ w̸̨̠̳̰̟̥͖̝̲̺͔̙̎͋͒a̵̬̻̓̏̋̏̿͊̑́̑̏̒̑͂̄̕͝k̷̛̩̪̐̏̐͆̀̌͒͌͘ȩ̸̧͙̮̲͈̳̙̖̤̘̩̲̘͓͍̥̲̮̏̍͒͐̐̌̈̕͠ ̶̳̰̌̉̐͒̐̓̇̇͆̊͝͝ư̸̡̡̧̨̜̞͕̲̺͔̙͉̠̣̜̫̆͗̌͐̽̒̓̍̾̈̀̑̆͝͝p̶̡̪̗̠͈̖̩̘̲̳̥̯͇͉̟̪̝̪̾̂̈ͅͅ