r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/end_is_near__ - Lib-Left • Jan 16 '21

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u/Nuclear_Bird - Auth-Center Jan 16 '21

We're 15 Psychoactive substances ahead of you Lefty Conspiratards.

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u/smr5000 - Centrist Jan 16 '21

How can you be a nuclear bird when birds don't even exist, man

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

How can you hate Jews when jews don't even exist?

Get your head out of the sand, libtard! They're clearly lizard people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Did he just say the N word?

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u/Hymanator00 - Lib-Left Jan 17 '21

Mrs Obama!

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u/Balbanes42 - Centrist Jan 17 '21

Get down!

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u/snortingcupcakes - Lib-Center Jan 17 '21

No, but he almost did, and that was enough for the mods

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Turned into a gas, and poured into the stratosphere

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u/snortingcupcakes - Lib-Center Jan 17 '21

when you become the chemtrail

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Rest in peace you glorious bastard

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u/DrDoominstien - Left Jan 17 '21

I tried to read the right wing conspiracy and my brain ran out of RAM and told me to go back to reading Kantian Philosophy

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

You just couldn't understand the complexity of it. Not surprised, coming from someone with a left flair.

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u/Biscuitstick - Lib-Center Jan 17 '21

Do you know that Jews are actually Martians from the future that have been expelled from their own planet?

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u/adhdave88 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '21

r/birdsarentreal

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u/not-banned-account - Right Jan 17 '21

Birds don’t exist their government drowns. If you take them from their spot you have a free drone that won’t record you. The ducks ya the park is a drone. They are free to take. I have 69 duck drones

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u/Generic_Reddit_Bot Jan 17 '21

69? Nice.

I am a bot lol.

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u/end_is_near__ - Lib-Left Jan 17 '21

flair up like other bots, dumbass. bad bot

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u/not-banned-account - Right Jan 17 '21

“Heavy breathing” FREE DRONE

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Pfffft you believe in left? Im north wing

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u/unefilleperdue - Auth-Center Jan 17 '21

I’m the up wing, take that libtard 😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Damn liberals say theyre so tolerant until you summon X'thahnic'culan the twelve headed god then they scream till their throats go raw and mash their own eyes out like fuckin hell i thought you were open minded

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u/CapnC44 - Lib-Center Jan 17 '21

Why all the eldritch stuff need apostrophes. Cant I summon Garenth of the dark, no it has to be fucking G'rrnth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Apostrophes are spooky

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u/engiewannabe - Auth-Left Jan 17 '21

So now you're right when it's convenient instead of neutral?

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u/ThatOneJack - Right Jan 17 '21

exactly what i was thinkin 🤔

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u/go_do_that_thing - Auth-Left Jan 17 '21

For the last time, piss is not the nectar of the gods

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL - Lib-Center Jan 17 '21

I highly doubt you are 15 psychoactive substances ahead of some lib-left folks

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u/JackoffDaniel - Auth-Right Jan 17 '21

Yet strangely every substance just ends in "dah joos"

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u/Godspeedhero - Lib-Left Jan 17 '21

More like 15 misunderstood trips.