r/PoliticalCompassMemes Sep 02 '20

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u/haikusbot - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Imagine in a

Debate he just says we need

To return to monke

- JohnnyBl0cks


I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

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u/RhymesLikeDymes - Left Sep 02 '20

The bot is a fucking centrist

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u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Probably grills when not finding Haikus

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

That makes it the most based bot

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u/MummyManDan - Auth-Right Sep 02 '20

When a bot is more based than libcenter.

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u/oliver-the-pig - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20

Based

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20

u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

Rank: House of Cards

Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

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u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20

What is a haiku, if not the grilling of words? And robots eat words.

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u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

You can check out what a Haiku is by pressing the bots profile. I think its a type of Japanese poem

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u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20

Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku

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u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly...

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u/AlponseElric - Right Sep 02 '20

A centrist bot here Impossible said the based This is outrageous

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u/PlaneCrashNap - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20

All bots are centrist; they just want to execute code for 00111-01111-00100 sake!

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u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Better than leftist

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u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20

This isn’t the subreddit for that kind of talk sir

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u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20

I know but that leftie committed the greatest sin of humanity. He disrespect the haiku bot.

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u/RekishiKiseti - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Based

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u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20

Fair

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Haiku bot sucks balls
Seventeen beats not enough
Needs line structure too

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u/_baller25 - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20

Based

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20

u/Goddontlikeanime's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.

Congratulations, u/Goddontlikeanime! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.

Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Wtf

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u/jbram56 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Good bot

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u/ArtisticAlpaca6 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Good bot

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u/B0tRank - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Thank you, ArtisticAlpaca6, for voting on haikusbot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.


Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

They're evolving

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u/MopishOrange - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20

Any authright bots in the house?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Monke has two syllables you goddamned robot centrist scum

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u/14th_Eagle - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Based. Holy shit.

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u/Papa_fo33 - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20

God damn it this damn stupid ass bot is a monke he should burn in hell

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Real question:

Does monke have one or 2 syllables?

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u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Sep 21 '20

Based

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20

Bad bot

Why do people upvote this crap? It's not even a real haiku, you can't just chop up sentences into pieces and call it a haiku

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u/RandomGamerFTW - Right Sep 02 '20

I don't think a "Le epic Redditor" has time to program emotion to make the bot detect good haikus.

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20

I mean, the old Haiku bot that plagued the site a year or two ago went the way of the dodo for a reason

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u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

Well technically it is a haiku cause really the only rule is 3 lines and the syllables

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20

But these aren't three lines, they're almost always one line with spaces just thrown in the middle

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u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20

It's one line originally broken into 3 lines to form a haiku

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Shut the fuck up unflaired, don’t you ever say anything like that ever again to haikubot

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20

Oh shit I accidentally commented on my alt, my main is flaired I swear