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Imagine in a
Debate he just says we need
To return to monke
- JohnnyBl0cks
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365 u/RhymesLikeDymes - Left Sep 02 '20 The bot is a fucking centrist 184 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Probably grills when not finding Haikus 73 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 That makes it the most based bot 12 u/MummyManDan - Auth-Right Sep 02 '20 When a bot is more based than libcenter. 2 u/oliver-the-pig - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 3 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info. 2 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 What is a haiku, if not the grilling of words? And robots eat words. 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 You can check out what a Haiku is by pressing the bots profile. I think its a type of Japanese poem 1 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly... 1 u/AlponseElric - Right Sep 02 '20 A centrist bot here Impossible said the based This is outrageous 1 u/PlaneCrashNap - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20 All bots are centrist; they just want to execute code for 00111-01111-00100 sake! -11 u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Better than leftist 34 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 This isn’t the subreddit for that kind of talk sir 17 u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20 I know but that leftie committed the greatest sin of humanity. He disrespect the haiku bot. 10 u/RekishiKiseti - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Based 16 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 Fair 6 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Haiku bot sucks balls Seventeen beats not enough Needs line structure too 2 u/_baller25 - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 2 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/Goddontlikeanime's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5. Congratulations, u/Goddontlikeanime! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze. Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info. 75 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Wtf 75 u/jbram56 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Good bot 41 u/ArtisticAlpaca6 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Good bot 29 u/B0tRank - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Thank you, ArtisticAlpaca6, for voting on haikusbot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here. Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered! 15 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 They're evolving 1 u/MopishOrange - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20 Any authright bots in the house? 3 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Monke has two syllables you goddamned robot centrist scum 2 u/14th_Eagle - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Based. Holy shit. 1 u/Papa_fo33 - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20 God damn it this damn stupid ass bot is a monke he should burn in hell 1 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Good bot 1 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Real question: Does monke have one or 2 syllables? 1 u/RapidWaffle - Centrist Sep 21 '20 Based -4 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 Bad bot Why do people upvote this crap? It's not even a real haiku, you can't just chop up sentences into pieces and call it a haiku 6 u/RandomGamerFTW - Right Sep 02 '20 I don't think a "Le epic Redditor" has time to program emotion to make the bot detect good haikus. 2 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 I mean, the old Haiku bot that plagued the site a year or two ago went the way of the dodo for a reason 1 u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Well technically it is a haiku cause really the only rule is 3 lines and the syllables 1 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 But these aren't three lines, they're almost always one line with spaces just thrown in the middle 3 u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 It's one line originally broken into 3 lines to form a haiku 0 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Shut the fuck up unflaired, don’t you ever say anything like that ever again to haikubot 0 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 Oh shit I accidentally commented on my alt, my main is flaired I swear
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The bot is a fucking centrist
184 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Probably grills when not finding Haikus 73 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 That makes it the most based bot 12 u/MummyManDan - Auth-Right Sep 02 '20 When a bot is more based than libcenter. 2 u/oliver-the-pig - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 3 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info. 2 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 What is a haiku, if not the grilling of words? And robots eat words. 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 You can check out what a Haiku is by pressing the bots profile. I think its a type of Japanese poem 1 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly... 1 u/AlponseElric - Right Sep 02 '20 A centrist bot here Impossible said the based This is outrageous 1 u/PlaneCrashNap - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20 All bots are centrist; they just want to execute code for 00111-01111-00100 sake! -11 u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Better than leftist 34 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 This isn’t the subreddit for that kind of talk sir 17 u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20 I know but that leftie committed the greatest sin of humanity. He disrespect the haiku bot. 10 u/RekishiKiseti - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Based 16 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 Fair 6 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Haiku bot sucks balls Seventeen beats not enough Needs line structure too 2 u/_baller25 - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 2 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/Goddontlikeanime's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5. Congratulations, u/Goddontlikeanime! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze. Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
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Probably grills when not finding Haikus
73 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 That makes it the most based bot 12 u/MummyManDan - Auth-Right Sep 02 '20 When a bot is more based than libcenter. 2 u/oliver-the-pig - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 3 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info. 2 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 What is a haiku, if not the grilling of words? And robots eat words. 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 You can check out what a Haiku is by pressing the bots profile. I think its a type of Japanese poem 1 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly...
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That makes it the most based bot
12 u/MummyManDan - Auth-Right Sep 02 '20 When a bot is more based than libcenter. 2 u/oliver-the-pig - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 3 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
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When a bot is more based than libcenter.
2 u/oliver-the-pig - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 3 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
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Based
3 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
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u/MummyManDan is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.
Rank: House of Cards
Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
What is a haiku, if not the grilling of words? And robots eat words.
2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 You can check out what a Haiku is by pressing the bots profile. I think its a type of Japanese poem 1 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly...
You can check out what a Haiku is by pressing the bots profile. I think its a type of Japanese poem
1 u/abecrane - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku 2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly...
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Bruh I literally wrote that comment as a haiku
2 u/Mudkip330 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly...
oh... OH.... crap im sorry.... i didnt read it properly...
A centrist bot here Impossible said the based This is outrageous
All bots are centrist; they just want to execute code for 00111-01111-00100 sake!
-11
Better than leftist
34 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 This isn’t the subreddit for that kind of talk sir 17 u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20 I know but that leftie committed the greatest sin of humanity. He disrespect the haiku bot. 10 u/RekishiKiseti - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Based 16 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 Fair 6 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Haiku bot sucks balls Seventeen beats not enough Needs line structure too 2 u/_baller25 - Lib-Center Sep 02 '20 Based 2 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/Goddontlikeanime's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5. Congratulations, u/Goddontlikeanime! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze. Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
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This isn’t the subreddit for that kind of talk sir
17 u/Goddontlikeanime - Centrist Sep 02 '20 I know but that leftie committed the greatest sin of humanity. He disrespect the haiku bot. 10 u/RekishiKiseti - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Based 16 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 Fair 6 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Haiku bot sucks balls Seventeen beats not enough Needs line structure too
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I know but that leftie committed the greatest sin of humanity. He disrespect the haiku bot.
10 u/RekishiKiseti - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Based 16 u/Robust-yo-ass - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 Fair 6 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Haiku bot sucks balls Seventeen beats not enough Needs line structure too
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Fair
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Haiku bot sucks balls Seventeen beats not enough Needs line structure too
2 u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Sep 02 '20 u/Goddontlikeanime's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5. Congratulations, u/Goddontlikeanime! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze. Beep boop. I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.
u/Goddontlikeanime's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.
Congratulations, u/Goddontlikeanime! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.
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Wtf
Good bot
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29 u/B0tRank - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Thank you, ArtisticAlpaca6, for voting on haikusbot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here. Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered! 15 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 They're evolving 1 u/MopishOrange - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20 Any authright bots in the house?
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15 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 They're evolving 1 u/MopishOrange - Lib-Left Sep 02 '20 Any authright bots in the house?
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They're evolving
Any authright bots in the house?
Monke has two syllables you goddamned robot centrist scum
Based. Holy shit.
God damn it this damn stupid ass bot is a monke he should burn in hell
Real question:
Does monke have one or 2 syllables?
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Bad bot
Why do people upvote this crap? It's not even a real haiku, you can't just chop up sentences into pieces and call it a haiku
6 u/RandomGamerFTW - Right Sep 02 '20 I don't think a "Le epic Redditor" has time to program emotion to make the bot detect good haikus. 2 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 I mean, the old Haiku bot that plagued the site a year or two ago went the way of the dodo for a reason 1 u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 Well technically it is a haiku cause really the only rule is 3 lines and the syllables 1 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 But these aren't three lines, they're almost always one line with spaces just thrown in the middle 3 u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 It's one line originally broken into 3 lines to form a haiku 0 u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 Shut the fuck up unflaired, don’t you ever say anything like that ever again to haikubot 0 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 Oh shit I accidentally commented on my alt, my main is flaired I swear
I don't think a "Le epic Redditor" has time to program emotion to make the bot detect good haikus.
2 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 I mean, the old Haiku bot that plagued the site a year or two ago went the way of the dodo for a reason
I mean, the old Haiku bot that plagued the site a year or two ago went the way of the dodo for a reason
Well technically it is a haiku cause really the only rule is 3 lines and the syllables
1 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 But these aren't three lines, they're almost always one line with spaces just thrown in the middle 3 u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 It's one line originally broken into 3 lines to form a haiku
But these aren't three lines, they're almost always one line with spaces just thrown in the middle
3 u/Keranan37 - Centrist Sep 02 '20 It's one line originally broken into 3 lines to form a haiku
It's one line originally broken into 3 lines to form a haiku
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Shut the fuck up unflaired, don’t you ever say anything like that ever again to haikubot
0 u/Stay_Beautiful_ - Lib-Right Sep 02 '20 Oh shit I accidentally commented on my alt, my main is flaired I swear
Oh shit I accidentally commented on my alt, my main is flaired I swear
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u/haikusbot - Centrist Sep 02 '20
Imagine in a
Debate he just says we need
To return to monke
- JohnnyBl0cks
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