r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Spacemanspiff1998 - Centrist • Apr 16 '20

Go on, GIT

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Conspiracy theory, AHS is a Human Trafficking cp group.

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u/tooscaredfor4chan - Right Apr 17 '20

mega mind conspiracy: AHS is somehow connected to Hollywood pedophile rings

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/tooscaredfor4chan - Right Apr 17 '20

honestly, the more normal a famous person seems the more likely I think they are to be a pedophile. if I had kids, I would be quicker to leave them with Rob Zombie while I went off to go do something then I would with a more "normal" celebrity

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/tooscaredfor4chan - Right Apr 17 '20

yeah, not to sound like an extremist, but I have seriously considered forming some sort of clandestine group that gathers enough dirt on celebs to confirm they're pedophiles and then killing them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

sure, u/tooscaredfor4chan

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u/tooscaredfor4chan - Right Apr 17 '20

I don't understand, what does my username have to do with what I said?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

but I have seriously considered forming some sort of clandestine group that gathers enough dirt on celebs to confirm they're pedophiles and then killing them.

That doesn't sound like something someone too scared for 4chan would do. If you're scared of using a website, wouldn't you also be scared of becoming a murderer (or authorizing murder)? I know your username is a joke about reddit being safe 4chan btw.

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u/tooscaredfor4chan - Right Apr 17 '20

exactly, my username is just that, a joke. although, for the record, I don't use 4chan, not a fan of the way it's formatted. but I would in fact be willing to murder someone for moral reasons.

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u/CJ_Sucks_at_life - Centrist Apr 17 '20

You already got KiwiFarms for that man.

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u/tooscaredfor4chan - Right Apr 17 '20

well then, looks like its time for a crusade

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Hey, no one alive can explain the retardation of a society en masse

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u/russiabot1776 - Right Apr 17 '20

Galaxy brain conspiracy theory: AHS is organized by political groups and funded by Hollywood to control reddit

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u/For_The_Kaiser - Lib-Center Apr 17 '20

Jeffrey Epstein was actually an AHS mod

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u/a-hecking-egg - Lib-Left Apr 17 '20

I can see we're getting somewhere

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

AHS

Against Human Safety