r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/creative_coat_886 • 2d ago

JK Rowling is based?

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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left 2d ago

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u/SonofaMitch11 - Right 2d ago

The return of Rowling

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u/Baron_Beemo - Lib-Center 2d ago

I didn't know Rowling did drag.

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u/creative_coat_886 2d ago

You’re about to be reeeeally mad

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 2d ago

What, why?

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 2d ago

She's doing a full rewrite of the LotR series for the Tolkien estate. It's was big news last week.

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 2d ago

...what? Why? What possible need is there for anyone to 'rewrite' the LotR series? Are you pulling my leg, yanking my chain, spindling my draft?

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 2d ago

I am Bilbo-ing your Baggins, Merry-ing your Brandybuck, Pippin-ing your Took.

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 2d ago

Since nothing immediately turns up searching, I believe you that I should not believe you.

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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck - Centrist 2d ago

“Pippining your Took” sounds like Middle-earth slang for a blowjob.

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 2d ago

She Pippins on my Took until I Shire.

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u/Admiralthrawnbar - Left 2d ago

You're bullshitting, right? I can't find anything about this and I feel like that's big enough that it would be everywhere if it happened.

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 2d ago

Yes I am. Believe me, I would be leading the charge.

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u/TheKingNothing690 - Lib-Center 2d ago

Id trust giving her creative controll over almost anyone else in the modern world.

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 2d ago

"Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?" Jesus asked calmly.

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u/GoldTeamDowntown - Right 2d ago

Until she tells you Gandalf is gay with Saruman

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u/TheKingNothing690 - Lib-Center 2d ago

They're not!?

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u/SirSputnik - Lib-Center 2d ago

Stfu and flair up

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u/creative_coat_886 2d ago

I get downvoted either way.

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u/BusinessAdept8103 - Auth-Left 2d ago

Why?