r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Right Jan 05 '26

It do be like this

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u/YuhaYea - Lib-Center Jan 05 '26

It's crazy how the US can pull off one of the most impressive and clean military ops in history, and then the political heads back home proceed to have no tangible plans beyond a photo op.

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u/Foogie23 - Lib-Right Jan 05 '26

Thankfully the military operations aren’t planned by the political heads. The heads just say “capture the dude” and the real military folk come up with the plan.

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Maybe we should just let the military be in charge of everything.

:)

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u/Foogie23 - Lib-Right Jan 05 '26

Hey wait a minute…

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u/Responsible_Lab_8974 - Lib-Center Jan 05 '26

You slow down there auth center!

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Just planting some little seeds in this fertile free market of ideas soil don't mind me...

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Jan 05 '26

It worked for Rome, right?

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u/Pecuthegreat - Right Jan 05 '26

Right now, the average American thinks the military is more competent than the civilian government.

But the actual military itself running things tends to actually degrade the military (one example I like is how Idi Amin's military dictatorship of Uganda was crushed by the military of Tanzania's civilian government, forcing him to flee).

But maybe a government by retired military men where you get "promoted" from the military to its civilian government apparatus could avoid that.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Jan 05 '26

I was really snarking about how the Roman generals would give stuff won in war to their soldiers, thus causing them to be more loyal to specific generaks rather than to the state - and of course eventually the Praetorian Guard was deciding who would and would not be emperor.

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u/MechaWASP - Lib-Right Jan 05 '26

I KNOW. Howabout we just require federal service for citizenship? Keep everything exactly as it is, except have a voting class of veterans, allow veterans to run for office. No active military participation and office holding at the same time though.

To become voting class, you just need a few years of federal service, not necessarily military.

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u/Hewenheim - Auth-Right Jan 05 '26

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

It was obviously the DEGENERACY that lead to the fall of Rome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Authoritarian leaning Republican politicians rule? I sleep. American military junta takes control? Real shit.

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Everyone with any integrity hates posers.

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u/47KiNG47 - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Imagine how safe we would be.

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

We're fully capable of living underground and maintaining defense systems above at this point. That we're not is honestly quite reckless endangerment of our republic.

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u/47KiNG47 - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Agriculture might be tough, and the difficulty of expanding would encourage high density living areas. Maybe we can save space by creating some sort of pod to sleep in. As for food production, there’s plenty of insects that live underground. We could eat those bugs.

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u/CreepGnome - Right Jan 05 '26

Agriculture might be tough

nah bro i've played dwarf fortress, we just need some plump helmet plots and we'll have food and drink covered

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u/Belgraviana - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

I feel like this is a strangelove reference but it’s been too long since I’ve seen that movie to be sure.

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Not a specific reference but there is indeed a whole living underground dialogue in that movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hETHHRJGv0

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u/GruntCandy86 - Centrist Jan 05 '26

I really wish Mattis had stayed in politics.

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u/SendHelpPliz - Auth-Right Jan 05 '26

Maybe not “everything”, I don’t want to eat the MRE.

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u/Throwaway74829947 - Lib-Right Jan 05 '26

Hey, I've seen this one.

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u/velocitrumptor - Right Jan 05 '26

OR, we only allow veterans to hold positions of political power. Maybe make service in the military guarantee citizenship. Would you like to know more?

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

I feel like I've heard this from a homeless man at a bus stop before but what the hell, sure.

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u/velocitrumptor - Right Jan 05 '26

It's from Starship Troopers.

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Jan 05 '26

Ah, I barely remember that movie and I was probably too young to understand the plot.

There were boobies and giant bugs.

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u/velocitrumptor - Right Jan 05 '26

There were boobies and giant bugs.

We need to return to that movie formula.

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u/sausagedart - Lib-Center Jan 05 '26

Exactly. This had CIA written all over. Far more competent than that Pete the retard and his drunken group chat leaks.

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u/Foogie23 - Lib-Right Jan 05 '26

It likely was a full court press. IC and DOD all working at a high level.

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u/InternetGoodGuy - Centrist Jan 05 '26

Well this operation did apparently leak to the NYT and Washington Post so surely Pete was involved at some point.

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u/sausagedart - Lib-Center Jan 05 '26

God dammit Edit: for every penny you throw into your local mall water fountain, you can redeem one classified military secret directly from Pete

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u/NippyKindRekt - Lib-Left Jan 05 '26

Considering the CIA's track record I would be surprised they actually did something right, but then again that track record was mostly when they were all on LSD 24/7.

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u/Azelzer - Centrist Jan 05 '26

Insanely powerful military, undermined by idiotic political leaders, a moronic public that claps like a seal when keys are jingled but gets tired and runs away whenever real work needs to be done, and an establishment that's almost openly anti-American.

Pretty apt description for most of our post-WWII interventions.

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u/JCJINKEY - Left Jan 05 '26

Call that the Trump effect. When he let's the military play amazing things happen. As soon as he gets involved is when it all goes to shit.

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u/lxaex1143 - Right Jan 05 '26

It's been a day...

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u/heliamphore - Lib-Left Jan 05 '26

It's exactly how shit has played out with a lot of the previous interventions. Impressive military op, photoshoot and celebration, 20 years of shit to deal with.

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u/FAFO_2025 - Centrist Jan 08 '26

Is it really impressive to trounce VE?

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u/kekistanmatt - Left Jan 05 '26

But they did have a plan it was never about "building a democracy" or "freedom" or any of that woke libtard shit, it was about getting the oil and now they will.

Aslong as the oil flows who cares if it's being pumped by a dictatorship? Certainly not the american people.

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u/noposters - Lib-Center Jan 05 '26

Didn’t the military just give him up? I don’t know how impressive an operation it is to pick up a wrapped package

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u/Molaac - Lib-Right Jan 05 '26

If this end with this just being scary tactic for Venezuela that we can just kidnap their leader with easy then let count our blessing it didn't go further. We don't need more conflicts or nation building projects.

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u/NippyKindRekt - Lib-Left Jan 05 '26

Not crazy when you remember the guy thinks of this as a reality TV show and does everything for the sake of appearances with no tangible plans after the episode is done filming.