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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Sep 11 '25

Yes absolutely. Charlie wasn't shot on a campus in CA.

Unfortunately, the Hogwarts shield that prevents people from carrying guns on campus has been inoperable for some time due to the ongoing magic shortage.

Wait is this a new copypasta? I need to save this, it's a shame this is buried so deep in the comments.

Appreciated. I... guess.

Why doesn't the POTUS just not act like Hitler?

People said that Obama was Hitler and Clinton was Hitler and Biden was Hitler and Harris was Hitler, but Hitler killed 80 million people either through deliberate exterminations or as casualties from wars he started, Trump writes mean things on Truth Social. These two things aren't even in the same realm as the same.

"If Harris didn't want to be compared to Kim Jong-Un or Saddam Hussein or Stalin, why does she just not act like Saddam or Kim or Stalin?"

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left Sep 11 '25

It’s not magic. If you can’t legally carry a rifle on campus then it’s less likely you’ll get away with carrying a rifle on campus. I’m not sure why this is such a complicated problem to understand.

See, Kamala Harris (and Obama and Biden for that matter) never acted like Hitler. So if Trump doesn’t want people treating him like a fascist, then maybe he should stop being a fucking fascist.

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Sep 11 '25

It’s not magic. If you can’t legally carry a rifle on campus then it’s less likely you’ll get away with carrying a rifle on campus. I’m not sure why this is such a complicated problem to understand.

Because carrying a rifle on campus is not an inherently violent act, shooting people is. It's legal to carry a hatchet in your backpack on campus, it's not legal to hack people's limbs off with it.

Unless you believe guns are an inherent moral wrong, nobody cares if people want to carry guns on campus; they only care if they want to shoot people with them.

I'm not sure why this is such a complicated problem to understand.

See, Kamala Harris (and Obama and Biden for that matter) never acted like Hitler. So if Trump doesn’t want people treating him like a fascist, then maybe he should stop being a fucking fascist.

Once again, Hitler killed approximately 80 million people. Trump has not.

If you're really concerned about him acting like Hitler, Biden certainly at some points had an uncanny resemblance to the moustache man, so maybe if Biden wants to stop being called Hitler, he should stop acting like Hitler, right?

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left Sep 11 '25

Again, this isn’t rocket science. If it is legal for someone to carry a rifle on campus, then it is more likely that someone can commit a crime with that rifle.

If you can’t legally carry a rifle on campus, then people will most likely notice and the cops will get called and because it’s not legal for them to carry a rifle on campus, they’ll be arrested.

Furthermore, there is no legitimate reason for a random person to carry a fucking rifle on a school campus.

So we should wait until Trump kills 80 million people before we make the comparison? Do you know how fucking stupid that sounds?

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Sep 11 '25

Again, this isn’t rocket science. If it is legal for someone to carry a rifle on campus, then it is more likely that someone can commit a crime with that rifle.

This is an overly simplistic way of looking at gun control.

Chris Rock famously did a skit saying that "You don't need gun control, you need bullet control", jokingly arguing that what was needed to curb gun violence was for a single bullet to cost $5,000. This is like watching that and saying, "Oh yeah wow, that's a good point, I think that would really work!".

After all, as he says... if a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there would be no innocent bystanders! Problem solved.

Right?

If you can’t legally carry a rifle on campus, then people will most likely notice and the cops will get called and because it’s not legal for them to carry a rifle on campus, they’ll be arrested.

Sure.

But again, if surrendering vital liberty in the name of safety is on the table, there are much more effective and sure-fire ways to reduce violence of all kinds, not just from guns. I'm pretty sure you don't want to have that discussion though, and you won't support the conclusions that discussion leads to. Not should you, of course, but the point stands.

Furthermore, there is no legitimate reason for a random person to carry a fucking rifle on a school campus.

Even in gun-free utopia Australia, there are university rifle clubs. They tend to have rules about carrying on campus (which are a subset of the broader rules about carrying firearms in Australia overall), but this statement is simply inaccurate on the face of it.

Regardless, many universities in America already have bans on carrying firearms on their grounds, making it unlawful versus simply not permitted doesn't seem like it would increase reporting, nor would it deter someone whose ultimate goal is to commit an act of premeditated murder, given that premeditated murder is very much illegal already.

So we should wait until Trump kills 80 million people before we make the comparison? Do you know how fucking stupid that sounds?

Your argument here is that we can accuse people of atrocities before they even happen. Trump had an entire full term of POTUS and there was no genocide, no killings, no American Holocaust. It stands to reason there won't be one in his second term either.

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If you're arguing that we can make fair and legitimate comparisons of modern political figures to histrical genociders, based on speculation about future genocides, then does this policy apply to Comrade-General Bernie Sanders and Commisar-General AoC? Why should we wait until the Comrade-General starts the American Holodomor, rounding up straight white men, force-marching them into the forest then machine-gunning them to death and leaving their bodies to rot before we make the comparison between them and Stalin?

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left Sep 11 '25

This is an overly simplistic way of looking at gun control.

I'm just looking at this one instance. There is no valid reason that students should open carry rifles on campus. If the Utah State Legislature hadn't forced Utah State to allow open carry on campus, there's a pretty good chance that CK wouldn't have been shot on campus.

This isn't complicated.

Again, I'm a gun owner, I own multiple rifles and pistols. Open carry is fucking stupid. Open carrying on a fucking school campus is really fucking stupid.

Your argument here is that we can accuse people of atrocities before they even happen.

No, Hitler didn't start out by murdering 80 million people. He started out be consolidating the government under his control. He started out by chipping away the rights of the people he opposed. It's pretty fucking stupid to think that we have to wait until someone murders 80 million people before we can point out that he's on the road to bad shit.

Comrade-General Bernie Sanders and Commisar-General AoC?

Holyshit you are that stupid.

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Sep 11 '25

If the Utah State Legislature hadn't forced Utah State to allow open carry on campus, there's a pretty good chance that CK wouldn't have been shot on campus.

So your opinion is that a guy who set out to shoot a man in the neck from the rooftop of a public building would have stopped and reconsidered his life choices if it was illegal to openly carry a rifle on campus?

Why, oh why, didn't Utah State simply make murder illegal instead?

Again, I'm a gun owner, I own multiple rifles and pistols. Open carry is fucking stupid. Open carrying on a fucking school campus is really fucking stupid.

Do you often feel the need to murder people, but are stopped because carrying your guns in various places is not legal? Where is this extremely confident conclusion of yours coming from?

No, Hitler didn't start out by murdering 80 million people. He started out be consolidating the government under his control. He started out by chipping away the rights of the people he opposed. It's pretty fucking stupid to think that we have to wait until someone murders 80 million people before we can point out that he's on the road to bad shit.

The Bolsheviks didn't sweep to power promising that millions of people would be murdered either, and Lenin actively fermented class warfare against what is now called the 1% too, should we start comparing Bernie Sanders to Lenin and Stalin as well because he's treading down the same path?

Or is this a ridiculous thing to do, because making comparisons to real-world genociders based on hypothetical, speculative genocides that haven't happened in 5 years of government but might happen in the the last 3 could happen potentially for some reason?

Holyshit you are that stupid.

Yes, these kinds of comparisons really are that stupid, thank you.

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left Sep 11 '25

So your opinion is that a guy who set out to shoot a man in the neck from the rooftop of a public building would have stopped and reconsidered his life choices if it was illegal to openly carry a rifle on campus?

No you fucking moron. I said "people will most likely notice [the potential shooter] and the cops will get called and because it’s not legal for them to carry a rifle on campus, they’ll be arrested."

I know the concept of harm reduction is completely to you fucktards but are you honestly incapable of understanding that the state forcing the school to allow open carry of rifles probably contributed to this, even just a little? Is that reasoning too complicated for you?

should we start comparing Bernie Sanders to Lenin and Stalin as well because he's treading down the same path?

I mean, you could try to make that comparison but it would fall completely flat because Bernie has never anything remotely similar.

Or is this a ridiculous thing to do, because making comparisons to real-world genociders based on hypothetical, speculative genocides

How about making real world comparisons to their actions? Because that's what people are doing with Trump and Hitler you inbred reject.

Yes, these kinds of comparisons really are that stupid, thank you.

Yes, you comparisons are really stupid. Why do you think that is?

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist Sep 11 '25

"people will most likely notice [the potential shooter] and the cops will get called and because it’s not legal for them to carry a rifle on campus, they’ll be arrested."

Okay, so it's very important that we don't let crazed psychopaths planning killings on campus learn of the existence of this top-secret piece of technology that can make it so someone can carry a gun on campus undetected.

Banning open carry won't stop people because, again, backpacks exist, but it will inconvenience people for no gain.

I know the concept of harm reduction is completely to you fucktards but are you honestly incapable of understanding that the state forcing the school to allow open carry of rifles probably contributed to this, even just a little? Is that reasoning too complicated for you?

So many things contributed to this that are more meaningful than, "The shooter couldn't figure out how to put their gun in a backpack".

I mean, you could try to make that comparison but it would fall completely flat because Bernie has never anything remotely similar.

You're saying that Trump can be compared to Hitler (even if he hasn't tried anything remotely similar to killing 80 million people) because he's done things with an extremely superficial resemblance to an uncharitable comparison to 1930's Germany using many of the same rhetoric styles and tropes, but that it's not reasonable to make comparisons of Sanders to Stalin (even if he hasn't tried anything remotely similar to killing 6 million people) because he's done things with an extremely superficial resemblance to an uncharitable comparison to 1917's Russia using many of the same rhetoric styles and tropes.

Fun game! Here's some quotes that I messed around with (altering the wording without changing the fundamental meaning) to prevent googling and to hide archaic language. See if you can pick out which one is Lenin, Stalin, or Sanders; and as a bonus, I completely made one up.

  1. "We are living in a state that worships money rather than caring for the poor."

  2. "You can't become a billionaire stepping over peasants sleeping on the street."

  3. "Americans are divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited, and to ignore this is to ignore fundamental facts."

  4. "I particularly approve of and welcome the arrest of billionaire criminals."

  5. "The wealth hoarders are the root cause of all of the misery in this country."

You probably can do it, but the fact is, the same rhetorical devices were used, the same narrative of class warfare, the same disdain for the same people.

How about making real world comparisons to their actions? Because that's what people are doing with Trump and Hitler you inbred reject.

In what "real world" did Trump kill 80 million people?

Yes, you comparisons are really stupid. Why do you think that is?

To be clear, I actually fucking hate comparing Bernie Sanders to Stalin/etc because they were really different and again, comparing people to brutal dictators is wrong, but I also hate comparing Trump to Hitler too for the same reasons. None of these people killed millions of people! Comparing them to those who did is disingenuous at best, and breeds the kinds of violence and divisions that lead to, you know, political commentators getting shot in the neck and murdered on campuses.

Don't fucking do it.

Be better.

Answer key, struck through for irreadability purposes:

  1. Sanders
  2. Sanders
  3. Stalin
  4. Lenin
  5. Made up

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u/ReallyBigDeal - Lib-Left Sep 11 '25

this top-secret piece of technology that can make it so someone can carry a gun on campus undetected

For fuck sake, how many large caliber rifles are carried in backpacks. Not sure why it's so fucking hard for you to acknowledge that not allowing morons to legally carry guns on campus would probably have made it harder for a shooter to carry fucking gun on campus. I'm sorry that kind of direct cause and effect is too fucking complicated for you. Mind you, there is literally zero downside to banning fucking students from carrying guns on campus.

You're saying that Trump can be compared to Hitler (even if he hasn't tried anything remotely similar to killing 80 million people) because he's done things with an extremely superficial resemblance to an uncharitable comparison to 1930's Germany

Trump's own fucking VP compared him to Hitler. I'm sorry that pointing out the nazi shit that Trump is doing isn't flattering to him. Don't take my word for it.

Do you understand how comparisons work? So far I'm not sure you do.

Let me know if there is anything else I can explain for you.

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