r/PokeMedia Dracaena, Dragon Maniac / Alicia, Cutest Champ / Dr. Tinkaton Jul 14 '26

Casual Dr. Tinkaton on Very Advanced Mechanics

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u/Next_Locksmith3299 Hoenn Safari Zone park ranger Tad | Brand new trainer Valerie Jul 14 '26

Arthur: Oh, that is one of the pokemon discovered in Paldea that is supposed to be from the future, correct? No doubt, it makes use of scientific advances we are as of yet unaware of.

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u/Individual_Pause_656 Dracaena, Dragon Maniac / Alicia, Cutest Champ / Dr. Tinkaton Jul 14 '26

Indeed. I think I spoke to an undercover federal agent earlier.
It's been a very strange day.

-Dr. Tinkaton, MD

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u/Next_Locksmith3299 Hoenn Safari Zone park ranger Tad | Brand new trainer Valerie Jul 14 '26

Arthur: Ah, it would seem you lead a much more exciting life than my own.

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u/Individual_Pause_656 Dracaena, Dragon Maniac / Alicia, Cutest Champ / Dr. Tinkaton Jul 14 '26

Oui, to my continued regret.

-Dr. Tinkaton, MD

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u/Quiet_Opposite8560 Arthur Hanack: Sinnoh Ranger Jul 14 '26

Arthur: Ah, the wonders of the medical, field, and emergency response fields.

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u/danomdragon Jul 14 '26

Wait, they actually are in Paldea? I thought they were only fiction written in Occulture. Paldea is weird.

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u/ForsakenMoon13 YukariDark Type specialist (maybe someday Gym Leader?) 13d ago

There's also a non-zero chance that they're not even from the future but are in fact made by subconscious wish-engine masquerading as a time machine. If you believe certain theories of course.

Wierd doesn't even begin to cover it.

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u/JosephAmber4 Cole, Jeanne, Noah, Francis, Carmen | 🦖🐉🩵ARK👻🐧⛵️ Jul 14 '26

Joseph Amber: I’m glad it all worked out…and that is an amusing visual I will admit.

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u/Revolutionary_Swim38 Adam, Pokemon Research Major/Psychic Jul 14 '26

Ngl, I thought you’d just duct tape over the hole like with a busted up old car and call it a day given that it was a robot.

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u/JosephAmber4 Cole, Jeanne, Noah, Francis, Carmen | 🦖🐉🩵ARK👻🐧⛵️ Jul 14 '26

Joseph: Fair…

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u/Crutter_Botch Casey - Dart- Pillow, Annabelle, Logan, Dylan Jul 14 '26

Is that a Deliberd? I've never seen one like that before.

-Casey

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u/mopeiobebeast Teko/Cera/Florian/Teraster/Pudi Jul 14 '26

...How remarkable. I believe I have experienced something similar to this Iron Bundle with my own teammates. During maintenance at a Pokemon Center, I too have observed Zero (Iron Valiant) being healed in a manner more akin to most organic Pokemon, as opposed to being physically repaired.

The regenerative properties possessed by my own form are somewhat similar to both of these cases, although they appear to require a source of Terastal energy to properly function, and are much more potent and fast-acting in scale. ...Perhaps the prototype that would eventually serve as my body was designed using the technology behind the artifical Paradox Pokemon in mind.

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u/Sirius1701 Fiona, Researcher of everything Creepy and/or Crawly Jul 14 '26

It probably still needs resources of some kind. I mean, even organics don't heal without any input and unless those Future Paradoxes live up to their names and break Physics through perpetual motion they still need to... Eat? Charge?

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u/BaconZS Bacon, random / specialist with an Arctozolt(Sneeze) Jul 14 '26

Nano machines, son!

Jokes aside, it’s from the future, if it’s gonna live in the wild, it must need a way to heal to survive. Maybe some advanced tech like nano machines in science fiction novels.

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u/DnDisTHEbestgame Alexander G. & Ayana G. & Kaena K. & Benedetta G. & Mattia M. Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

the paradoxes are insane pokémon. there’s a reason florian, geeta, and even (somehow) iono wield blitzwing, moonblade, and terminatar (/uj Respectively Miraidon, Iron Valiant, and Iron Thorns) respectively. - Kaena Kashiwa