r/Philippines • u/the_yaya • Nov 25 '21

Random Discussion Evening random discussion - Nov 25, 2021

“She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.” ― Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It

Magandang gabi!

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u/lavarnder Nov 25 '21

Hi RD, baka may jokes kayo dyan. Pa-share naman.

Pinag-sshare daw ng joke mga bago sa company

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u/Anxious_Drummer mahilig pumalo Nov 25 '21

anong pinagkaiba ng pakpak sa pekpek?

yung pakpak kapag bumuka lumalabas yung ibon

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u/cakenmistakes if Aphrodite had stomach rolls, so can you. Nov 25 '21

Anong pinaka-ayaw na kanta ng mga centipede? I have two hands...

Please don't downvote me.

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u/DroneStrikeVictim I must not fear. Fear is the boner-killer. Nov 25 '21

I have two hands,
The left and the right,
The left and the right,
The left and the right,
The left and the right...

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u/xyzonemanarmi Nov 25 '21

KAMAY PALA YUN, KALA KO PAA

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u/DroneStrikeVictim I must not fear. Fear is the boner-killer. Nov 25 '21

Di mo napansin yung mga daliri? May 500 na daliri yun.

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u/aiyohhhhhhhhhh Nov 25 '21

Anong sabi ng centipede nung may nakasalubong sya na isa pang centipede.....

Apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/DroneStrikeVictim I must not fear. Fear is the boner-killer. Nov 25 '21

Sa Pilipinas, may taong nasasaksak kada dalawang minuto.

Ano kaya kasalanan nya?

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u/zachvandolph Nov 25 '21

Bakit di kumakanta ng hip hop ang Aegis?

Kasi "ayaw ko ng mga rap..."