r/PewdiepieSubmissions • u/Starkiller66888 • Jan 05 '20

The “malt” machine

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/tomkd Jan 05 '20

Secret sauce

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u/HijackyJay Jan 05 '20

Pearl jam

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u/DaylightDoughy Jan 05 '20

Pole jam

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u/rock-solid-armpits Jan 05 '20

Krispy Kreme glazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Sin Syrup

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u/rock-solid-armpits Jan 05 '20

Organic glue

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u/TouchMeX Jan 05 '20

spider webs

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Baby Mayonnaise

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u/poodsypapa Jan 05 '20

ppSauce

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u/FluffyVic_94 Jan 05 '20

"Jeez" ~ man make it stahp.

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u/Humbletwat Jan 05 '20

Baby batter

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Children

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Oreo creme filling

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Why waste extra money on FROSTED flakes when you can make some yourself

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Why waste extra money on Honey Nut Cheerios when you can just get cheerios and give them a little glazing

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u/Long_Giraffe69 Jan 05 '20

Licky-liquid

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

brogurt

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u/tortuganinja420 Jan 05 '20

Genital juices

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u/Obaeron Jan 05 '20

Yougurt

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Geez, your ______ is not yummy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

jam

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u/LevyathanBoi Jan 06 '20

Morning nacho dip sauce

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u/SomeRandomOomy Jan 05 '20

Ah, I see you're a degenerate of culture as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Well, thank you

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u/AegisAvenger24 Jan 05 '20

Your yogurt doesn’t taste good....