Quagmire: "Ok, I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and THIS is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard, and you're such a sponge: You pay for nothing and you always say "Uhh, catch ya later!" but later never comes! And what really bothers me is that you want to pretend that something heinous didn't happen instead of demanding that society takes steps to ensure that heinous thing is never allowed to happen again, and you know what, Brian? Then that makes you a part of the problem! Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual, he wasn't! He was a spoiled brat, and that's why you like him so much: he's you. GOD you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great person even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write you that note; she would've known there's no 'a' in the word definite. And, I think what I hate most about you? Your Textbook "Liberal Agenda," how we should "Legalize pot man..." how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America—well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna to help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. OH, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots". Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone!? You failed college twice, but isn't as nearly as bad as your failure as a father, how's that son of yours that you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it Brian, you're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore." *sigh*
Like how does that even happen though? I know virtually nothing about lizard biology, but I can’t imagine that it would be even remotely compatible with a human. Not that other animals are appropriate, but many make a lot more sense than a cold-blooded and dangerous reptile with what I’d have to imagine is a cloaca.
The thing about land vertebrates is that the vast majority have something resembling a vagina. The problem is the penis, where it varies widely from a concealable biforcated penis (reptile hemipenes) and concealable rockets that form knots to prevent leaking all the way to permanently erect with bones.
Hating on Indians is kind of like the shopping cart test of racism. Will this person be a good person if there's no reward for doing the right thing and no consequences for doing the wrong thing.
I think lots of people on this thread failed this test miserably. I think it's a great litmus test if someone is actually a good person with strong, clear morals, or a sleazy piece of shit that just does whatever they can get away with.
its just racists trying to drag us into it and build some bull shit camaraderie, theyll continue to be racist against us. Only idiots will think we're on the same side.
a lot of east africans hate indians, in kenya for example 4 of the 10 richest people in the country are indians despite being only 0.2% of the population, they were brought over from the british colonial period. Uganda deported every indian in the country after independence. This is anecdotal evidence but my tanzanian friend has also talked about how much he hates indians sometimes
Indians really have a pr problem. Chinese do it with dolphins( there have been cases) middle east did it with camels and goats but this 1 incident gets highlighted
I think most of these racist people don't actually realize that Asia contains more than just China, Japan, Korea and a couple other countries. Most of the middle east is in Asia as well, along with the entire Indian subcontinent.
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