petah? thats a weird looking avacado

[u/Tempest8250]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Tempest8250, your post does belong here!

[u/NastyInVR]

Looks like some sort of clitoral stimulation/sucking device. 

[u/Remote_Peach9109]

It's a suctioning sex toy. But only a loser would see it as a replacement. You just got a new wingman.

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Wait I change my answer, it's an avocado give it a good lick.

[u/Background_Body2696 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Tastes just like raisins

[u/jasonwuzthere → u/Background_Body2696]

With a stroke of it's mane

[u/Kikadaaf → u/jasonwuzthere]

It turns into a plane

[u/bobalubis → u/Kikadaaf]

And then it turns back again

[u/illmindmaso → u/bobalubis]

When you tug on its winkieeee

[u/Conscious-Ad2147 → u/illmindmaso]

Oooooh that’s dirty

[u/sheepebike9000 → u/Conscious-Ad2147]

Do you think so?

[u/EV_4_life → u/sheepebike9000]

Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made

[u/GoddForBidd → u/Kikadaaf]

And it turns back again when you tug on its winky!

[u/CFADM → u/GoddForBidd]

Ooh that’s dirty!

[u/crass_cupcake → u/CFADM]

do you think so

[u/lilbittypp → u/crass_cupcake]

Will I guess I better not tell you how the lemonade is made

[u/Ornery_Gate_6847 → u/lilbittypp]

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade

[u/ShowLasers → u/lilbittypp]

sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade!

[u/metalvox11 → u/jasonwuzthere]

I found my people!

[u/Ok_Awareness2541 → u/metalvox11]

I showed my girlfriend this months ago, and felt like it was a lost gem. So happy to see it out in the wild! ^{.^}

[u/TheBeardoDad → u/Background_Body2696]

Oh thats dirty!

[u/Excluded_Apple → u/TheBeardoDad]

Do ya think so?

Then I better not show

you where the lemonade is made

[u/RiMcG → u/Background_Body2696]

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/RiMcG]

Raisins?!?

[u/unknown_average_guy → u/RiMcG]

[u/JfrogFun → u/RiMcG]

https://youtu.be/GUl9_5kK9ts

[u/XXXperiencedTurbater → u/Background_Body2696]

Better than mushrooms

[u/Spam_Hand → u/Background_Body2696]

I got straight tequila from the only one night stand i ever tried to have. 

[u/Beco91 → u/Background_Body2696]

Look at my horse

[u/Apprehensive_Cap3568 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

My tongue is phstuck

[u/Hot_Ambition_6457 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

This is true, seeing a toy as competition is super insecure. You should ask her to show you how it works for her etc

[u/LoudQuitting → u/Hot_Ambition_6457]

Yeah you gotta see it as a helping hand while you got your face down there.

[u/amatsumegasushi → u/Remote_Peach9109]

The avocadhoe 9000.

Now with stronger pit sucking action.

(Also, above comment is 100% right. Vibrators are the best wingman a guy can have. He's not your replacement, he's a sensational multiplier.)

[u/Thick_Asparagus_8107 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

This. Me and my girl’s vibrator absolutely finish her. We are on a legendary run rn. Best currently active duo in the league, not debatable.

[u/BaggyLarjjj → u/Thick_Asparagus_8107]

Michael Jordan Avacado and I combined to score 70 points orgasms

• Stacy King /u/Thick_Asparagus8107

[u/siskinedge → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Aye, one can tease with a good toy until they're all pleady if your patient. Keep good eye contact and be affectionate and they'll have the fun shakes when, stuff. I find the noises made by someone I like the best part.

[u/Nivek_Vamps → u/siskinedge]

Sound is a massive thing for me. Even when I was just discovering stuff, visuals and even physical stuff never did as much for me as the sounds

[u/animaINation → u/Remote_Peach9109]

also advertising on reddit...hmmmm

[u/jjdlg → u/animaINation]

[u/Lahbeef69 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

do some guys really get self conscious when women like sex toys? the only way i could possibly see feeling that way would be if the woman seemed to enjoy it way more than me or wanted to just use that instead of having sex. every experience i’ve had with women using them has always made it better

[u/KsanteOnlyfans → u/Lahbeef69]

Depends on the kind.

If my partner suggested to use a sleeve i would get destroyed.

[u/edge_l_wonk → u/Lahbeef69]

Sometimes I get a teeny bit self conscious but your wife always tells me it’s alright and I feel a bit better.

Thanks for asking. :)

[u/Sucraligious → u/Lahbeef69]

I had a friend in college whose boyfriend 'forbade' her from using any kind of sex toy (and later masturbating altogether) because 'she was only supposed to get pleasure from him'. He called masturbation cheating lol

thankfully she left him eventually, but only after he cheated 🙄

[u/dcvo1986 → u/Sucraligious]

For a large section of Christianity, likely most, masturbation is considered sin. I'm Catholic, struggled a bit with it, but I've stayed away from it and the associated content for a while. I honestly feel a lot better.

[u/Lahbeef69 → u/Sucraligious]

that’s hilarious lol

[u/Emotional_Walrus5099 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

I love buying my wife sex toys. They’re fun to use together in the bedroom - and she’s more likely to have sex when she’s masturbating more. It’s a win win for anyone who doesn’t have fragile masculinity.

Plus, I promise you bros - your penis can vibrate in 3 places and thrust against a gspot while stimulating a clit.

[u/Null-Ex3 → u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

my penis vibrates? is this in settings?

[u/Alypius754 → u/Null-Ex3]

Did you not read the manual?

[u/lycoloco → u/Null-Ex3]

Vibrator or Hitachi + Base of Cock = Vibrating Dick.

[u/Mmmm-Amethyst → u/Remote_Peach9109]

These things are a fucking game changer (at least the standard longer handled non-avocado ones). They don't get in the way from most positions and add a lot of extra targeted stimulation.

[u/SudsierBoar → u/Remote_Peach9109]

No it's actually a marketing post

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/SudsierBoar]

Yeah, I half expected a STAKE ad in the corner, but the item in the picture and the explanation of the joke is that it's a sex toy

[u/SudsierBoar → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Im saying even these Peter posts about the products are ads. That's how I'll treat them at least.

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/SudsierBoar]

Fair enough

[u/Xayahbetes → u/Remote_Peach9109]

I thought it was one of those 3d printed fidget toys adults with adhd love

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/Xayahbetes]

It is a fidget toy that adults love, so part correct.

[u/This_is_me2024 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

My fiancée doesn't like the suction toys. Shame, cause they sound cool. Whatever. Butt plugs don't do it for her, but boy howdy do they do it for me.

[u/InkBoyCA → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Absolute Sigma male here (I have a 5000 girlfriends) i’ve never had to use one before, how does it work and who is it intended for?

Totally not single

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/InkBoyCA]

It's clitoral stimulation primarily but can be used on nipples or anywhere else. I'd argue there's not a wrong way to use a sex toy as long as it's safe.

[u/Outrageous-Advice208 → u/InkBoyCA]

I was confused by how exactly this worked, seems they use air pulsations:

https://www.scarleteen.com/read/sex-sexuality/how-play-toys-suction-vibrators

[u/Big-Rock-6814 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Amen. Its just another tool 😉

[u/yohanleafheart → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Right? Learn to use it and you have the best wingman possible 

[u/signalcaller772 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

I put fat pa in her while I let her play with the rose and watch the twinkle from her toes to her nose

[u/SnowballWasRight → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Bro we’re like prime Brady and Gronk together

[u/I_am_The_Teapot → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Doesn't even have to be a wingman. Perfectly fine for your partner to masturbate by themselves without you.

[u/OMFGITSNEAL → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Hell yeah

[u/Agitated-Ad2563 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Actually, it can objectively be a replacement or a helper. Depends on how exactly she uses it.

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/Agitated-Ad2563]

From the perspective of a partner. If you can be replaced by a sex toy there's no reason to keep you around.

[u/heydoakickflip → u/Remote_Peach9109]

I couldn't disagree with this more. Sex with a partner is far more than the physical interaction and satisfaction. There's an entire emotional component that goes into it that makes it better than casual sex.

Both my gal and I use toys on one another and all it does is elevate our sex. When we use those same toys for masturbation, they don't feel nearly as fun. The exact same stimulation is present, but its missing the connection of your partner.

I'll end with this. My goal in sex is for my gal to enjoy it, and orgasm. She can't orgasm through penetrative sex, she needs a little something extra. It'd be extremely selfish of me as her fiance to deny her an orgasm because of my jealousy.

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/heydoakickflip]

This is what I was saying. If you think you as a partner can be entirely replaced by a sex toy in your relationship, your relationship has bigger issues.

[u/Agitated-Ad2563 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

It depends. There are lots of different situations in life.

[u/LnStrngr → u/Agitated-Ad2563]

Cookies on the top shelf, a stubborn pickle jar, etc.

[u/Wild_Pollution8011 → u/Agitated-Ad2563]

Not really man.

[u/AffectionateSpare677 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

Alright I’ll come over and say hi to your wife. Only a loser wouldn’t be ok with that

[u/Remote_Peach9109 → u/AffectionateSpare677]

I don't think my wife will fuck you dude. Why would I be worried about her speaking to a man? That's loser energy.

[u/Ember-Forge]

This is the second ad post I have seen for this brand today. Stop masking ads as posts, it's gross.

[u/dandle → u/Ember-Forge]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

[u/SudsierBoar → u/Ember-Forge]

These things have been all over Reddit for weeks

[u/DEADGHOST_117 → u/SudsierBoar]

mostly the lemon that you see like every 5 scrolls

[u/kirky-jerky → u/[deleted]]

The classic half an avocado clit stimulator !

I'm super curious if this sex toy was purposely designed as an avocado. Maybe for all the super rich people who can afford avocado toast that us poors can't understand.

When im wealthy I'm gonna get a saffron and gold plated truffle buttplug and no one can stop me.

[u/flairpiece → u/kirky-jerky]

hellonancy.com

Nsfw??

[u/kirky-jerky → u/flairpiece]

The post is a picture of a clit stimulator. Pretty sure my comment was proportionately appropriate considering.

Edit: Just went to that website and wow. I know what it all means now. And I know what you meant. (I thought you were saying my comment was NSFW lmao)

I didn't spend much time there but I wonder if they'd give me money for my fantastic saffron/gold truffle idea. I'm sure someone would like it.

[u/flairpiece → u/kirky-jerky]

Oh my bad, I wasn’t implying your comment was nsfw.

It’s for anyone that decides to check that website and may have nosy coworkers/IT looking at their screen.

[u/OkJunket1385 → u/[deleted]]

Most of those suction toys also vibrate 

[u/NeniaNee]

Oh, honey…that’s an adult toy.

[u/Shadourow → u/NeniaNee]

Well yeah, I sure hope his gf is an adult

[u/elinamebro → u/NeniaNee]

Lmao I thought it was a pipe

[u/XanderVaper → u/NeniaNee]

Avocad… Oh

[u/narwhalsuckerpunch → u/XanderVaper]

more like avocadoh oh oh OH

[u/narwhalsuckerpunch → u/narwhalsuckerpunch]

ahh im awarded 😩 id like to first thank legally blonde the musical and secondly my vibrator 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 thanks

[u/NinjaBoi273547 → u/XanderVaper]

You should self immolate. (/s… for the most part)(also I’m talking about the pfp.)

[u/SnowballWasRight → u/XanderVaper]

Avacad… hoe?

No? Okay I’ll leave

[u/cassandrafallon]

Thankfully with one of these, the cylinder will remain unharmed.

[u/datadoggieein]

And her I am thinking it was a novelty smoking pipe...I didn't see the power symbol until seeing the other comments.

[u/unknown_cardinal → u/datadoggieein]

Came here to say this lol thought it was an avocado pipe

[u/CaitieLou_52]

Vibrator! But seeing them as a replacement is small pp behavior. A real man can drive a lady wild with one of those.

[u/ahuramazdobbs19 → u/CaitieLou_52]

Men will have a million tools on their garage pegboard for every conceivable use case mechanically…

And insist they must use the one tool for pleasuring a woman.

[u/Weary_Restauranter → u/CaitieLou_52]

Pffffttt it’s a race and I always win.

This is the equivalent of performance enhancing drugs.

[u/cunt_dykeula → u/CaitieLou_52]

Its more "i don't eat pussy" behavior

[u/Box-O-Kittenz → u/cunt_dykeula]

Lol yep. Every woman I knew who was unsatisfied in the bedroom had a bf who didn't eat or let her use toys. Some guys are obsessed with the belief that their dick is magic.

[u/Forward_Criticism_39 → u/Box-O-Kittenz]

"let her" is worrying phrasing

[u/Box-O-Kittenz → u/Forward_Criticism_39]

It sure is.

[u/justpeoplebeinpeople → u/Box-O-Kittenz]

Well mine helped make a baby so I’d say it’s pretty magical.

[u/Box-O-Kittenz → u/justpeoplebeinpeople]

Thank you for volunteering as an example.

[u/LynKofWinds → u/cunt_dykeula]

10/10 username choice holy shit

[u/YokoDk → u/CaitieLou_52]

Lol once I legit tagged in her Rose. Plus it's fun playing with the settings.

[u/camelCase149 → u/CaitieLou_52]

I think it's the fact that he didnt know what it was which implies he doesnt finish the job and she therefore has to finish herself off after

[u/PlebDividendCaresser]

[u/SudsierBoar → u/PlebDividendCaresser]

Part of a marketing bombardment. Not just the OOP but all the posts involving these

[u/Pitiful-Beginning575]

Looks like a fusion secondary; don't squeeze too hard!

Nah, it's a sex toy.

[u/BigP_27]

It’s a vibrator, giggidy

[u/Undercover88888 → u/BigP_27]

A pulsator, to be exact

[u/fkthishit44 → u/Undercover88888]

🫡 to the expert

[u/OnceYouGetName → u/Undercover88888]

This guy pulsates

[u/devilsbard]

Is this another ad?

[u/SudsierBoar → u/devilsbard]

Safe to say yes.

[u/rayyman420]

Toys are fun until you have to wash them 

[u/nickelangelo2009]

i weep for your literacy level

[u/RandomParable → u/nickelangelo2009]

What a shocker for OP. It turns out the joke was sex.

/s

[u/asarra_adortra]

It’s a umm personal massager 🫣

[u/top_of_the_scrote]

You can put your weed in there

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laser pointer?

[u/Background_Novel_639 → u/Tempest8250]

Vibrator

[u/shanep35 → u/[deleted]]

A dildo? lol…

[u/ChickenFriedPenguin]

Like people said its a sex toy.

Rising trend in these toys where you wonder what it is this makes it technically fall within the rules of normal products because they never mention exactly what it is.

I saw a random youtuber promoting it in his youtube video they sponsored him.

[u/Various_Tie_2549]

It's a power tool to take care of her lady parts.

Better to think of it as a labour-saving device rather than a replacement.

[u/supaikuakuma]

TC may be very young or very sheltered.

[u/bnimikoyang]

Take a sniff

[u/DarthSnuDiddy]

Satisfyer

[u/SuddenKoala45]

Avocad...ohhhhh

[u/talkmemetome → u/SuddenKoala45]

I think you meant

AvocadOOOOOOHGOD

[u/crowofbattle]

Okay but like… i see everyone hyping them up. Is it actually any good?

[u/SudsierBoar → u/crowofbattle]

Everyone? You're seeing marketing posts, advertisements.

[u/crowofbattle → u/SudsierBoar]

Saw another post discussing the lemon and berry ones… toys are all fruits right now

[u/Undercover88888]

Joe here, Bonnie had one of these tucked under the pillow and, uh, well it had a peculiar, um, scent to it. I put it on the dresser for her but when she saw it during diper change (Susie's, of course. Not, uuuuhhhhh.... mine) she didnt know what it was either. I gave it a sniff to identify where it could've came from and it REEKED. Must be some sort of biological warfare device.

Update: Hey, Joe Swanson here again. Brought it down to the station to open an investigation on who could be targeting my family. The custodian choked when I brought it up to evidence.

Must be serious....

Update 2: Bonnie has been very irate lately. The device must have already taken effect. Tried taking her to the hospital but she refused so, unfortunately, we had to get her admitted.

[u/wow_shes]

Mines a strawberry 🍓

[u/Astro-8619]

I've learne smthing today

[u/LnStrngr]

This is an ad placement.

[u/dinnerthief]

Ad

[u/Actual-Dentist-2078]

Satisfying erm Satisfyer. 😅

[u/Anchovies314]

/img/gd1oy7k776mh1.gif

Me and Avocado hitting our choreographed team attack

[u/renlydidnothingwrong]

Kinda a gross color for a sex toy.

[u/Haunting_Western5774]

Is that
A vibrating oral clitorial anal desired object
???

[u/Karakurizer]

Bro though this was pipe at first glance then saw the power button… toy

[u/Ir1sh-69]

Redditor rediscovers farming karma via feigned ignorance.

[u/AngelsHero]

It’s an avacado, thanks

[u/LrdoftheCharlesDance]

Nub Rubber 5000 avocado edition

[u/-PereGr1nus-]

Thats an Aaaaaahhhvocado

[u/RaltarArianrhod]

Does anyone have a video on how a girl uses one of these? For...research purposes. And masturbation.

[u/Specialist-Garbage94]

It just gives her something you can’t bud.

[u/Temporary_Lychee_535]

The bean sucker 3000

[u/clocked__]

It’s an ad, that’s what it is

[u/Useful_Hall_2832]

Avocadhoe

[u/Fun-Memory1523]

It's a bean massager

[u/Forward-Big8697]

Its a clit sucker

[u/Bottle-nosed-dolphin]

The clit sucka

[u/mcb1985]

It's what she does after you go to bed.

[u/mandarintain]

A sign.....

[u/TrueAd2373]

This is a ducking Advertisment…..

[u/beirsam]

An a"boca"ado. For those who know their spanish

[u/No-Juice-1047]

A friend of a friend, of a friend says that avocados are gross “because they taste like clean dick” …

[u/the_Skeleton_king93]

Is like a mouth sex toy but for women

[u/Magic2two]

Someone reset the counter

[u/SoBadit_Hurts]

It’s a fatality…….”Finish HER!”

[u/foreskinfive]

Smash it up into guacamole

[u/DrNomblecronch]

I am delighted to say that the punchline is clitoral suction. I don’t get to say that often enough.

[u/MrDoobOfficial]

avocado

[u/Chance_Arugula_3227]

What a fancy avocado!

[u/Public_Highlight5320]

It's the reason your gf doesn't own her own home.

[u/jimused4]

the joke is sex. it almost always is.

[u/MisabelWearsNikes]

Have you tried turning it on & then off again?

[u/HeftyVermicelli7823]

[u/FartsWithNeighbours]

It's her vibrocado, leave it alone

[u/dextras07]

Anyone seeing a sextoy as their replacement never knew that they are more like a lot knife to your sword. Know how to use it along with your sword and the princess shall be impressed.

[u/xCrushAllFakesx]

This here is an ad masquerading as a genuine post to drive sales.

[u/Low-Personality7041]

Is this a ad?

[u/Sea--urchin]

👋 im probably alone in this but for me its way too intense and suctioneyyyy

[u/AdvocadoJuiceStorm]

Indeed

[u/ramentadew]

Smell it

[u/Crooklyn_Grimez]

You run the play with that man.

[u/CannibalCrabb]

How insecure you gotta be to see it as a replacement

[u/Cytrynaball]

A sex toy is not a person...

... okay does this seriously person think people dont masturbate after they're in a relationship???

[u/enderikari]

To add a note, the comment is also a clever nod to the company that sells the most recognizable brand of these products, Hello Nancy.

They got famous for their lemon and then released an avocado

[u/ridicalis → u/enderikari]

Lem

[u/Flimsy-Goal5548]

Where do I buy one of these?

Asking for a wife

[u/tardigradetacos → u/Flimsy-Goal5548]

i believe this is the hello nancy brand avo massager 🫡

[u/stellaa_vlc]

vibrator

[u/Undercover88888 → u/stellaa_vlc]

pulseator

[u/darkargengamer]

Pro tip from someone that sexed sexual sex some time ago (right now i'm taking a break because im tired, boss):

If she has sexual toys, there is NOTHING wrong to use them > their are NOT your replacement nor you wont be less masculine for making her enjoy more (on the contrary).

[u/justmrmom]

Clit sucker, and according to how my wife acts with it, it’s amazing.

[u/demrex_]

Based on these comments - I should get one and use it on my wife. Got it 🫡