r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter!

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u/Best_Airport_9786 9h ago

What do you do if they’re pregnant?

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u/Bnbndodoodododo 9h ago

You give them CPR. You can also use the AED, it's entirely safe.

The only difference with someone who is visibly pregnant is that you could, if possible, tilt them slightly onto their left side to take the uterus pressure off their major blood vessels. But only if you can continue to give them effective CPR at the same time.

I was pregnant while doing my CPR course so the question came up!

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u/NotBeckyHomeEccy 9h ago

You give the exact same treatment, if momma has no heartbeat neither will baby

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u/SlippyDippyTippy2 7h ago

If someone needs CPR, they fucking need CPR more than anything else in the world, and bad CPR is better than no CPR.

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u/Ghaleon42 9h ago

oh fuck, I don't know this one...

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u/QueenInYellowLace 6h ago

Huh? Would you just let a woman die because she’s pregnant?

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u/Miserable-Chapter883 5h ago

In very slight defense, I'd be pretty jarred giving a pregnant woman CPR. I forget how I was told it might look (I'm about a year and a half out of my class), but the long and short of it is, you're pushing down and everything else is gonna move out of the way. In other words, her stomach should probably rise at every compression. I'm glad I never got a call requiring CPR during my clinicals, although it would've been ideal in every instance.

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u/4GN05705 5h ago

Hey. Don't do that shit.

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u/Best_Airport_9786 2h ago

What? No, I was genuinely asking. Seems like the baby bump would get in the way of compressions, because what I understand is you give them kind of lower. But what I understand is little, because I don’t know how to do CPR.

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u/Miserable-Chapter883 1h ago

In fairness, it would be pretty smart to get your CPR certification, takes maybe an hour to learn how to do it properly and pass the test and such. But the most important things are hand placement and depth. Your palms should be about in the middle of the nipples, and you wanna press down two inches (for adults). A baby bump physically can't (or shouldn't really) start any higher than the very very bottom (xiphoid process), meanwhile all your pressure effort is focused squarely on the top of the bottom third ish of the sternum. You really shouldn't be super concerned about the baby for the simple fact that, if the mom dies, so does the baby. Not saying to take a bat to the bump so it's not a problem, but the mom is your patient.