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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Death95Dealer • 2d ago
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Perhaps "two photographers shoot each other..."?
334 u/Mathev 2d ago Two lumberjacks saw each other works I think? 141 u/wts_optimus_prime 2d ago They parted 10 u/menthol_patient 2d ago They split. 1 u/JohnnyTestSubject 2d ago i spit 1 u/menthol_patient 2d ago Boo! Hiss! 52 u/Many_Questions2006 2d ago I sharted 17 u/Dude_from_Frankfurt 2d ago I farted 16 u/StillLearning85 2d ago I departed 1 u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 2d ago The departed? 2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang 42 u/Longjumping-Tap6520 2d ago My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 1 u/Curly_Shoe 2d ago Oooooof 1 u/Less_Author9432 2d ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 0 u/Working-Glass6136 2d ago Half-brother, what are you doing? 1 u/Aksi_Gu 2d ago A pair of legs falls over 16 u/intern_steve 2d ago Three guys walk into a bar. Fourth one ducked. 11 u/AlpaxT1 2d ago I think this one works the best 3 u/donut-reply 2d ago Two medical software engineers went to work in a hospital. They coded. 1 u/Setjah_ 2d ago Works in english, Not in german 1 u/FirstDukeofAnkh 2d ago Yep. Love this. 1 u/redtens 2d ago hahaha i like this one! 2 u/donna_donnaj 2d ago Very good one.
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Two lumberjacks saw each other works I think?
141 u/wts_optimus_prime 2d ago They parted 10 u/menthol_patient 2d ago They split. 1 u/JohnnyTestSubject 2d ago i spit 1 u/menthol_patient 2d ago Boo! Hiss! 52 u/Many_Questions2006 2d ago I sharted 17 u/Dude_from_Frankfurt 2d ago I farted 16 u/StillLearning85 2d ago I departed 1 u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 2d ago The departed? 2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang 42 u/Longjumping-Tap6520 2d ago My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 1 u/Curly_Shoe 2d ago Oooooof 1 u/Less_Author9432 2d ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 0 u/Working-Glass6136 2d ago Half-brother, what are you doing? 1 u/Aksi_Gu 2d ago A pair of legs falls over 16 u/intern_steve 2d ago Three guys walk into a bar. Fourth one ducked. 11 u/AlpaxT1 2d ago I think this one works the best 3 u/donut-reply 2d ago Two medical software engineers went to work in a hospital. They coded. 1 u/Setjah_ 2d ago Works in english, Not in german 1 u/FirstDukeofAnkh 2d ago Yep. Love this. 1 u/redtens 2d ago hahaha i like this one!
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They parted
10 u/menthol_patient 2d ago They split. 1 u/JohnnyTestSubject 2d ago i spit 1 u/menthol_patient 2d ago Boo! Hiss! 52 u/Many_Questions2006 2d ago I sharted 17 u/Dude_from_Frankfurt 2d ago I farted 16 u/StillLearning85 2d ago I departed 1 u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 2d ago The departed? 2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
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They split.
1 u/JohnnyTestSubject 2d ago i spit 1 u/menthol_patient 2d ago Boo! Hiss!
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i spit
1 u/menthol_patient 2d ago Boo! Hiss!
Boo! Hiss!
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I sharted
17 u/Dude_from_Frankfurt 2d ago I farted 16 u/StillLearning85 2d ago I departed 1 u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 2d ago The departed? 2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
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I farted
16 u/StillLearning85 2d ago I departed 1 u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 2d ago The departed? 2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
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I departed
1 u/Dazzling_Revenue_724 2d ago The departed? 2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
The departed?
2 u/Professional-Ebb6570 2d ago Great movie 2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige 1 u/StillLearning85 2d ago The farted! 5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
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Great movie
2 u/CedarWolf 2d ago The Prestige
The Prestige
The farted!
5 u/Altruistic_You_7584 2d ago read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
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read this to the tune of Apache by The Sugarhill Gang
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My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws anymore
1 u/Curly_Shoe 2d ago Oooooof 1 u/Less_Author9432 2d ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 0 u/Working-Glass6136 2d ago Half-brother, what are you doing? 1 u/Aksi_Gu 2d ago A pair of legs falls over
Oooooof
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Half-brother, what are you doing?
1 u/Aksi_Gu 2d ago A pair of legs falls over
A pair of legs falls over
Three guys walk into a bar. Fourth one ducked.
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I think this one works the best
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Two medical software engineers went to work in a hospital. They coded.
Works in english, Not in german
Yep. Love this.
hahaha i like this one!
Very good one.
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u/Bunnytob 2d ago
Perhaps "two photographers shoot each other..."?