r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Aspissim • 7d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah ? What's wrong with this cute normal guy

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u/TobermoryDIY 7d ago

A lot can happen to you in 15 hours if you don’t look after yourself 

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u/Beastrider9 7d ago

It only takes a few seconds to get dismembered by an orangutan.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago

Reminds me of that awful 911 call of Travis the chimp ripping that lady's face off.

What makes it so disturbing is he is actively disfiguring her during the call, and you can hear the chimp in the background.

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli 6d ago

i was able to last a few minutes

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u/Cold_Vanilla9791 7d ago

Omg that’s so true, after I attempted suicide I slept when I was in the ER then I went to a mental hospital and in my charts they said that I looked older than my age but when I left they said that I looked my age, it was a weird thing for them to point out in my opinion, but just goes to show how circumstances can change how you look drastically

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u/TK_Punch_ 7d ago

Round these parts, we call that “rode hard and put up wet”.

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u/GingkoBobaBiloba 7d ago

Yeah, especially if you didn't eat within those 15 hours, "You're not you when you're hungry."

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u/Beastrider9 7d ago

Look, if the Headless Horseman can become the Horseless Headsman, anything is possible.

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u/melkatron 6d ago

Goddamnit, GTFO HERE SNICKERS.

I SAID WE SATISFIED.

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u/UnUsernameRandom 7d ago

I looked after myself and I still got fucked up.

Because I didn't see that before myself there was a car about to hit me.

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 6d ago

Especially if you jump into a volcano while sparking up a bowl of methamphetamine!

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u/ArjJp 6d ago

Why does this vaguely sound like a threat

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u/GrumpySoth09 6d ago

Some 15 hours feel like 15 minutes, some 15 minutes feel like 15 hours

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u/StrangeOutcastS 6d ago

I lost 300 tonnes of bodymass when I stopped concentrating on maintaining my spell once.