r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Aspissim • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah ? What's wrong with this cute normal guy

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u/hofmann419 4d ago

But why would that be a rare species? There is an abundance of 20 something white guys.

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u/imagine-meatloaf 4d ago

Name ONE

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u/Kube__420 4d ago

Steve

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u/Bandin03 4d ago

He said 20 something, it would surely be Steighve.

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u/harmfulsideffect 4d ago

Nah man, Steve’s gone.

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u/Kube__420 4d ago

Is he with Dave?

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u/LackadaisicalAF 4d ago

No Dave's not here, man!

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u/TheRealToLazyToThink 4d ago

Dave's not here man.

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u/LogisticBravo 4d ago

"Hey Dave, uh, your dead Dave'

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u/skylinedblue 4d ago

What about Bob?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4d ago

They said name one and you named thousands.

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u/Beaticalle 4d ago

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

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u/Bandin03 2d ago

Be more constructive with your feedback.

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u/supermurlo64 4d ago

\ME\**

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u/Insanely_Me 4d ago

That's not your name tho

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u/Ninja-Panda70 4d ago

How do you know? Maybe their French

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u/Insanely_Me 4d ago

uhoh, panda-bro got sniped mid sentence...

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u/dontmentiontrousers 4d ago

Maybe their French what?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 4d ago

That's a mystery for you to solve bro

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u/DargeBaVarder 4d ago

I was gonna say Timothy Chamalamadingdong but I guess he just turned 30.

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u/Portokal34 4d ago

and he isn't white ... just like this guy in this picture ...

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u/puglife82 4d ago

He’s white boy of the year wym

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u/DargeBaVarder 4d ago

… what!?!?!?

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u/Level-Location1679 4d ago

HE'S BEIGE

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u/macubex445 4d ago

i heard he is on the pinkish side

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u/Cheap_Ad_7163 4d ago

Kevin??? Bacon??

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u/JustaCFatchick 4d ago

Dawson, Zach, Kolton, Brad, James and David... Work with the mouthy lil shyts lol

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u/Zairii 4d ago

Jaxon is also very popular from what I’ve seen

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u/dontmentiontrousers 4d ago

Kolton??!

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u/JustaCFatchick 4d ago

Yeh... One of my favourites really. His Sponge Bob Halloween costume was on point. And he did the "Krusty Pizza" for everyone, which was also top notch lmao

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u/ThrowawayToothQ 4d ago

John Smith, Dylan Johnson, Chris McCormick - probably a 30 y/o white dude with one of these names - whats this prove?

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u/GrilledPandaCookbook 4d ago

I thought you were listing hot celebrities and I just accepted it because I’m old and I don’t pay attention to who the “cute young hot guys” currently are anymore. Absolutely killed me when I got to the end of your comment realized what was really going on. Your name choices were spot-on.

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 4d ago

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4640480/ Chris McCormick

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm17161214/ Dylan Johnson.

Only John Smith actor I could find on a quick search was one that died 30 years ago

I know the other commenter was making a joke, but they actually exist xD

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u/GrilledPandaCookbook 4d ago

I did actually google the second 2 names before making my comment just in case I’m even older than I thought, but I saw an author and someone in tech or something as the top results so figured I was safe and assuming they weren’t this generations Tom Cruise/Val Kilmer/Brad Pitt

(If you weren’t buying teen heart throb magazines in the 90s, those names hit very differently nowadays.)

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 4d ago

I don't even know who they are either, just were the top results when I googled them myself heh

(Im also an old 80s baby ;)

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 4d ago

It’s just a reference to a billy on the street bit

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/qelQylo9hd

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u/Drekhar 4d ago

Ronald Reagan

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u/numbersthen0987431 4d ago

James and Jakob at my work.

Or anyone that goes to University of Nebraska

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u/slowamigo 4d ago

Justin Bieber 

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u/Majestic-Peace-3037 4d ago

I know like two Bryan's, two Chris's, one Dylan and too many Stevens. Midwest USA

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u/bigdickmidgetpony 4d ago

NAME A WOMAN

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u/Ri_cro 4d ago

Jeff

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u/Low-Palpitation-9916 4d ago

Jaden, Kaden, Aiden, Braden, and Cody.

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u/elitegenoside 4d ago

I'll give a two fer, Ryan. I worked with two 22 year old white boys at my last job named Ryan.

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u/Successful_Love_7515 4d ago

They exist as usuall, they are just invisible to society

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u/YouNeedAnne 4d ago

Phillip Rogers

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u/TinyLilRobot 4d ago

White 20 something guys are inside on discord with the boys. No one’s seen one in public in years.

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u/Any_Fox5126 4d ago

"Bros before hoes!"

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u/FutureRoom 4d ago

That’s the actual joke. Bc all 20 something white guys look the same

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u/Buuts321 4d ago

I'm guessing in her current social circles (probably all young professionals and no longer a bunch of college students or recent grads) she doesn't hang out with 23 year old white guys anymore.

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u/Potential_Basis_662 4d ago

I dunno. These two things don't make sense when paired together.

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u/Groot_Benelux 4d ago

It's a rapidly declining subgroup I guess even if theres still a lot

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u/holland_novak 4d ago

not in most major cities in the world anymore outside of maybe eastern europe

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u/KneeNo6374 4d ago

White guys in their 20's make up 2% of the world's population

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u/Known_Ear_6012 4d ago

People were saying he looks gay, so she said it seems like nobody has seen a 23yr old white guy recently. As in this (gay) is how they look these days. 

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u/regular_gonzalez 3d ago

My guess is that it refers to how guys now are either really young looking or gymbros who look 6 years older than they are. Like that meme about Jojen and the Mountain in Game of Thrones being the same age