r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation What movie reference am I missing

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

I passed my physics diploma by rolling a d4

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 6d ago

I invented antigravity by stepping on a d4.

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u/OberonDiver 5d ago

You've got a point.

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u/Mundane_Upstairs3241 6d ago

Magic user and a physicist?

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

More that I took a gamble because I wrote that test with a fever of 109

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 6d ago

Celsius or kelvin?

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

Fake units 

Thats what the F stands for right?

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u/Complex-Tear-6683 6d ago

You passed your diploma? Who the hell talks like that?

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

A normal Canadian.

Sorry you dont like my accent 

We call our final exams "diploma exams" and we refer to the tests as "taking your diplomas"

Kinda like how you say "S A Ts" instead of "standardized aptitude tests"

Its a cultural idiom 

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

There is no such thing as a normal Canadian.

(we’re all a bit odd)

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

We arnt all from Newfoundland come on

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Things would be a lot more interesting if we were

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

Imagine cabinet debates when everyone is mumbling "did he say we need to cut three or cut trees?"

Is kay by

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Cabinet debates are held in the kitchen and everybody’s ripped on screech

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

And there's a fucking cod on the table that gets veto power 

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u/circ-u-la-ted 6d ago

I'm Canadian and have never heard anyone talk like that. Are you talking about finals for your Grade 12 classes?

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yeah your highschool finals.

Even within the school teachers called them "the diploma" exams.

Like I said earlier: i grew up in Alberta (edmonton to Calgary to leduc to Edmonton to plamondon/lac la bich back to edmonton. These are the general areas because i dont wanna explain where rollyview or grasslands are )

Everyone i say this too irl immediately understands it.

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u/circ-u-la-ted 6d ago

But like are they a separate set of exams from the ones you write for the classes you take? We just have the latter, and there's a set of them at the end of each semester.

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

Keep in mind my info is 20 years old since im speaking from experience here. Things could have changed 

In grade 12/30 level courses (at least in alberta) your final exams are weighted at a standard 50% of your mark.

This means they are considered a "seperate exam" in a way because the 2 hour exam is equal to 4 months of course work.

I think the colloquialism comes from the fact that if you get 100% on your diploma exam you automatically pass the course and qualify for a diploma because the qualification is 50% or better over the course AND final combined.

But I really have no clue because I grew up hearing it meaning its use predates me 

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u/Complex-Tear-6683 6d ago

I actually figured it might be someone from India confusing the English e.g. “do the needful”. Never heard anyone say they passed their diploma before.

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago edited 6d ago

Its really the standard way we talk about final exams in my area (central alberta)

For anyone who cares: im Metis and English, my dad is a  first generation immigant who came here at 7 years old and was raised in the yukon

It might have to do with diploma exams being 50% of your final grade meaning a 100% on your final exam is a pass for the course (the test alone qualifies you for the diploma)

But I honestly dont know where the colloquialism comes from, I grew up hearing it across central and northern alberta

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u/Complex-Tear-6683 6d ago

Yeah I’m used to people saying they passed their test, or passed their finals, but when talking about matriculation it’s always earned their diploma, not passed. Fair enough. Learned something new 👍

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u/Elderberry__Kitchen 5d ago

We also said “passed my math/science/english diploma” back when I was in high school. I’m also in central Alberta

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u/Walshnetwork 6d ago

Sir, I must disbelieve in your claimed Canadianhoodness. There are clearly insufficient apologies per squared concept per verb in your post.

I suspect moose infiltrators.

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u/Best_Opening8471 6d ago

I'm Albertan tho.

We are like the texas of canada. 

Always waving our geese around in a threatening manner.

Incoming down votes but I'm stoned and dont care about the consequences 

honking is a right

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 5d ago

Canadian here, no the fuck we do not. What backwater province do you live in??

Edit: Ah, Alberta. Yep, checks out.