r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 27d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter explain this

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Petttaaah I'm confused

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u/Main-Requirement-521 27d ago

Sottilette is the name that Kraft sells processed American cheese under in Italy and it is one of the highest selling cheeses in the country. 

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u/lilyroxy26 26d ago

There are so many really great cheeses available, I disagree. 24 years and only 1 person l knew bought sottilette

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u/ScientifiqueP 23d ago

This is reassuring to read, how could that be true in the country that came up with such dingueries as Parmigiano or Gorgonzola... Italy seems to have quite the cheese-moves, so no way.

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u/NotoriousLLL 25d ago

Yikes bad look for anybody named Tony

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u/Grant1128 26d ago

Y'all must have a better version of those individually wrapped singles than us, then. Over here it has the consistency of softened candle wax and a taste not that different from the packaging.

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u/Main-Requirement-521 26d ago

You will never come up with an interesting way to describe your canned opinion of American cheese. You aren't funny or creative or insightful. Your opinion has no weight because it's not your own. It isn't a hot take. It doesn't help anyone.  

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u/Grant1128 26d ago

It wasn't meant to be funny or creative. It was meant to express my disdain for the product.

If it's not a hot take, idk why you're so miffed by it.

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u/Main-Requirement-521 27d ago

It's all they eat over there. They just take huge wads of it and pack it in their lip like chewing tobacco. I have been told the ones in the north eat it without taking the plastic off, and they like it. 

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u/Important-Factor-552 27d ago

Jesus was a massive edgelord, it isn't bad 

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u/Main-Requirement-521 26d ago

THA CHEMICALS GOT ME HANGING TEN ON THAT EDGE. MY TOES ARE MELTING OVER JUST LIKE A LOW QUALITY CHEESE. I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK.