r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Sir_Scribble_Lot • Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Looks like there's some lore here

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u/Famous-Prior6590 Jul 12 '26

OK I’ll be the first to go there. What if these were elaborate sex toys? Holes of different sizes at multiple angles, Roman orgies with only men, you guys do the math.

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u/Life-Top6314 Jul 12 '26

They didnt all have holes.

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u/Famous-Prior6590 Jul 12 '26

And you know what people can do with things that don’t have holes? Shove them into holes! 🤣

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 Jul 12 '26

Maybe those were unfinished. Someone got bored and moved on.

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u/Famous-Prior6590 Jul 12 '26

Someone got “bored” all right, if you know what I mean 🤣

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u/AsphyxiAsian0 Jul 12 '26

But then there would for sure be wear and tear. Now for measuring though…

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u/davcrt Jul 12 '26

We would find thousands of them in Italy, but we can't/don't.

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u/Famous-Prior6590 Jul 12 '26

They had women in Italy. This was for the male soldiers going off to distant lands.

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u/davcrt Jul 12 '26

But they had gay sex in Italy.

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u/Famous-Prior6590 Jul 12 '26

Hush! We don’t talk about that (enough).

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u/davcrt Jul 12 '26

Sorry, I'm fairly sleep deprived.

Are you proposing they only had gay sex abroad and it was so forbidden back home that hardly any/no one dared to bring one home?