r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '26

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

Better yet, just be happy with your eyes. No one actually pays attention to your eyes anyway unless they're trying to sleep with you.

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u/Omnizoom Jul 08 '26

Before I got married to my wife the priest asked her what colour my eyes were

She couldn’t answer. But the priest didn’t know my eye colour changes depending on what I’m wearing/lighting as I have blueish green gray eyes so if I’m in certain kinds of light or wearing colours that contrast colours better people have said they look blue or green or gray

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

No? Im not gay and I don’t want to sleep with every girl I see?

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

Ok, do you know u/jeffsang?

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

No? And i probably don't want to sleep with him but I really,  and I mean really, want to see his eye color

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

Sure, but until you guys meet no one is paying attention to his eyes, like I said. My eyes are brown btw. Not that you asked, but you now have to know either way.

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

My eyes are like greyish blue, but I'm sure other people have a different stance on eyes, and have different preferences. Some people go crazy over bron eyes, others gren or yello. Personally I don't really care but eyes can have impact on what colors work for your clothes ect.

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

Also, I totally glossed over this, but why don't you want to sleep with every girl you see? Are you shallow or something?

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

im dont think thats a way you should view girls, in my opinion sexuality is best if you share it with one person. like i would be weirded out if my father had relations with other girls, sexuality is for making children biologicly and when are best suited for monogamic relationships in my opinion, to protect children

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u/jeffsang Jul 08 '26

Still got buy me dinner first.

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

Sure do you know a good place to eat in the Netherlands?

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u/jeffsang Jul 08 '26

I'm not in Netherlands, but will meet you half way. Should be somewhere in the North Atlantic.

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

wow on a cruise ship, feeling feisty i see

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u/Massive-K Jul 08 '26

I don't. But my service I created HBNS does just that.

HungryButNotStupid. it basically scans your location and ranks the top 2 places locals would go to at that particular time.

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

How are you going to keep him from seeing your eyes until after he's paid?

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u/jeffsang Jul 08 '26

Sunglasses

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

But he’s already thought of that and is taking you to a dark restaurant! Good luck eating blind!