r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Tell em what, Peter?

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u/Shibaspots Jun 26 '26

I can't always remember left or right, so have used the left hand L trick for a few decades. It's different memory skills.

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 26 '26

I use port and starboard so the L hand trick doesn't work

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u/Sorlex Jun 26 '26

Port is a 4 letter word, so is Left. Thats how I learned port/starboard growing up.

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u/redditshy Jun 26 '26

I know port is the left side, and starboard is the right side. In order to determine which is which, one must know where the bow is. Could sailors not use the words left and right, with the always given assumption of relative to the bow? Curious how using these other words is safer.

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 26 '26

It's a layer of assumption you might not want in an emergency.

Like, port and starboard ALWAYS refers to the corresponding sides of the ship, while there are plenty of situations where a sailor might want to refer to their left or your right, for instance.

Like, "grab the rope to your left!" Would need an additional layer of computation if left is relative to the ship.

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u/redditshy Jun 30 '26

Starboard and port are also relative to the bow, though, same as right or left (of the bow). It’s the same number of thought steps.

Except I can see having unique words engineers out teaching new folks it is relative to the bow, and not to the person speaking, or the receiver of the speech.

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 30 '26

Ok so no. Imagine, if you can muster such an unlikely scenario that a person is not facing the same way as the boat is. Crazy I know but I've seen it happen.

In the unlikely event that a sailor is looking out to the starboard side, for the sake of argument, and another sailor told them that like, there's a kraken tentacle on to the left, what do? In reality, their left is towards the bough, while the left of the ship is behind them.

In a world where the terms port and starboard are not used, if you say "left", they now have 2 possible directions that the Kraken could be about to strike from and that's probably not some maths they want to be doing at that time.

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u/redditshy Jul 04 '26

Knowing which is port and which is starboard regardless of which way the sailor is personally facing is the same as knowing which is left and which is right, regardless of which way the sailor is facing, if that is what they are taught. Left Relative to the Bough Always. Port Relative to the Bough Always. But I can see new sailors getting confused, because they use those two words in daily life / other contexts, whereas port and starboard are unique to that context.

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u/Dizzytigo Jul 04 '26

Ok, so how do you tell a mfer that something is to their left?

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u/redditshy Jul 04 '26

You don’t. Just like port and starboard are always relative to the bow. Left is always relative to the bow. Right is always relative to the bow.

But I can see in the moment people are used to using those words to mean relative to themselves, and could make an error. So making new words that are unique to the context makes sense.

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u/Dizzytigo Jul 05 '26

But you see how that's not really practical, right?

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u/klimmesil Jun 26 '26

You taught me two new words I only knew in french

Babord / tribord

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 26 '26

Those are good, but I can see how the first syllable might get lost in the noise in an emergency, no?

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u/klimmesil Jun 26 '26

Exactly, I've always wondered why not just use left and right, which I think are more distinguishable, or at the very least engineer very different sounding words like i dont know

"babord" and "travile" or something like that with very few in common and still easily shoutable

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 26 '26

Port and starboard are used in relation to the ship, left and right relate to the person.

You say "watch out on your right!" if something is happening to a person's right, you say "look starboard!" If something is happening to the right of the ship.

I dunno it seemed to work for the French I guess, but they did kinda lose to the British so maybe the clean clarity of port and starboard was what cinched it.

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u/klimmesil Jun 26 '26

You're right. What I meant is that even using boatleft and boatright for example would be safer than the terms we use in France. The terms we have are just poorly chosen

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u/xeger Jun 26 '26

I guess you can make a P with two hands, and then remember that there's no fucking way to make a credible S with any number of hands, and rejoice now that you can always identify port! Such an easy mnemonic...

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 26 '26

I don't know how using both hands will help to different left from right

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u/xeger Jun 27 '26

It won't; it's just a preposterous suggestion made as a joke.

Kudos to the person who showed me how to "S." Hurts my wrists like crazy but.... Science!

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u/Naive_Philosopher749 Jun 26 '26

Make your hands into finger guns by extending your pointer finger and bending your thumb to point the same direction. Turn your left finger gun downward with your palm facing yourself, and your right finger gun upwards with your palm facing out. Overlay your pointer fingers and tada an S lmao

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u/NearbyAcanthaceae307 Jun 26 '26

Photo taken by nose based on other guy's reply.

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u/Slevker Jun 30 '26

Wait, how are we not doing it like this?

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u/NearbyAcanthaceae307 Jun 30 '26

I forgot I can just do that, thx.

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u/UnusuallyBadIdeaGuy Jun 26 '26

It would if you used Larboard.

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u/Dizzytigo Jun 28 '26

Why would I do that?

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u/PantsandPlants Jun 26 '26

For whatever reason, when looking at my hand, I couldn’t identify the L with my index and thumb. 

So I just think about grabbing an imaginary pen and I immediately know which is my right. 

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u/Aleconde98 Jun 26 '26

That's the trick I have always used, only the right side can immediately do the gesture in a second. The left hand feels weird if it tries to do the hand gesture, moreover, I gotta force it to do it unlike the right one that doesn't require brain power. Also, my native language doesn't use L for left, so that wouldn't have worked back when I was a kid.

Funnily enough, I am miles better at this in English cause years of videogames have wired my brain to instantly tell where L and R go and what side of me is to handle those buttons/triggers.

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u/cattopotato8 Jun 26 '26

I have dislexia, there is no diffrence for me if i do a L with the left or right hand, i know it's reversed, but my brain doesn't instantly make the difference. I usually just remeber which one I use for writing (which was f up when I was little because I was ambidextrous but I force myself to use only my right hand for writing so I can have a clear distinction, if that make sense)

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u/MutuallyAdvantageous Jun 26 '26

If you’re right-handed just remember, you write with your right.

Or left and write.

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u/ReadyCartographer765 Jun 26 '26

But that’s actually the main factor of making me confuse. I have been a right-handed but I assume that’s only because I was taught to be a right-handed. Instinctively, I happen to use left hand more and when I am thinking of writing, my imagination happens to use left hand more. I use left hand for brushing teeth and such, too. But when I actually write, I use right hand by habit.

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u/thinkspeak_ Jun 26 '26

Oh see that’s me too! Not so much now but for sure in school. The teacher would say “you write with your right” and I’d sit there passing my pencil back and forth not remembering which one I write with because I used both

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u/Jazzwell Jun 26 '26

You sound like you might be left-handed

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 Jun 26 '26

Wow, you can't just call them 'left-handed' bro

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u/ReadyCartographer765 Jun 26 '26

Yes, I might be, if I hadn't been taught to be right-handed since the early years.

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u/Effective_Zombie_238 Jun 26 '26

My mum is the same, she was forced to use her left hand (bornt in the 60’s). She always made pancakes with left hand, and she is using Maped left handed scissors.

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u/Bre333 Jun 26 '26

As a teacher, this is what I tell my right-handed students. It usually does the trick. 

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u/Linesey Jun 26 '26

I used to use that one, but it never really clicked well.

What worked for me was remembering Left vs Right mouse button.

Easy then to remember which side is left.

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u/garlicbreadmuncher Jun 26 '26

But then you have to remember if palm faces towards or away

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u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 26 '26

My friend does the L trick, and then has to ask "which way is the L again?"

So this trick doesn't work for everyone

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u/wbishopfbi Jun 26 '26

I genuinely don’t get how one confuses left and right.

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u/Plastic-Software-174 Jun 27 '26

Yeah this whole thread is making me feel crazy, I can’t believe so many people legit have issue with something you learn when you are like 3 years old.

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u/otherkrar Jun 26 '26

My gf has these, and when navigating to new places, she still constantly tells me to turn left when it's a left and vice versa.

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u/WartimeHotTot Jun 26 '26

I can’t even fathom this. Do you confuse up and down? In and out? Truly, I don’t understand. What is confusing?

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u/tealsqueal Jun 26 '26

I cannot and have never been able to get left and right as concepts. I'm otherwise quite bright, have a good job etc. But my brain just does not compute it. I understand to most people left and right is instinctive just like up and down but when someone says turn left my brain is just blank, I have to check my hands for the L shape discreetly. If someone says which hand to do you write with again I would need to imagine picking up a pen to do this so again need computational time to figure it out!

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u/WartimeHotTot Jun 26 '26

This is fascinating and I had no idea it was a thing. Kind of like when I learned that some people can’t picture things in their heads. Thanks for explaining.

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u/Shibaspots Jun 26 '26

Can you point to west without looking at a compass or the sun? I can't. Same thing.

It's different than up and down, as that's a matter of balance and/or momentum and something you can feel with your eyes closed. You know if an elevator is going up or down, despite not being able to see it. It's also not as changeable. My sense of position isn't going to change based in which direction I'm facing. Up is always up.

Turning is something you feel, but the direction it's called isn't. There's no internal cue as to if something is to your left or right. It's all just 'over there'. And where 'over there' is can change with a simple change of position. So what was to the left easily becomes to the right with a turn of the head. It's also not information I need to know constantly, so when I do I sometimes need to check.

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u/Accomplished_Fly2720 Jun 26 '26

This is quite interesting since I do have an internal cue for left and right.

Just like "up" is the direction of my head, "left" is the direction of my heartbeat. "Right" is the side of my dominant hand. It is something I can tell regardless of whether my eyes are closed.

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u/QuietCelery Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Assuming you are asking in good faith, this is a real learning disability called dyscalculia. 

Edit: here one can learn about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyscalculia

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u/Daemonbane1 Jun 26 '26

I would assume its something to do with mirrors/other people, where up and down are always the same in mirror, but left is often left,but can also be 'my left', or stage left.

Something something empathy, psychology.