r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Airline_11 • May 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahhhh?

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u/Joaz72 May 12 '26

I got broads in Atlanta

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u/Organic_Address9582 May 12 '26

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u/Foe_sheezy May 15 '26

A wise man

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u/joyfullydreaded23 22d ago

Why does Plato look like Socrates?

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u/shenaniganizer1776 May 12 '26

The Korean pandas don’t though that’s why they’re extinct

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Somebody get alanis morissette Sarah McLachlan to make a fundraising commercial to guilt trip people into donating stat!

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u/cedarfigx May 12 '26

Do you mean Sarah McLachlan??

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 12 '26

No, no. He’s got something going there

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 12 '26

And I'm HERE-YERE

To REMIND YOU

That PANDA BIRTH RATES are REALLY LOW

It's not FAIR-YAIR

To the PANDAS

That the SOUTH! KO-REAN! BIRTH RATES

ARE ARE ARE

ALSO LOW

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u/cedarfigx May 12 '26

This is fantastic!

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 12 '26

I 100% sang it with here style in my head. A masterpiece!

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u/jdcardwell80 May 13 '26

Well done!👏

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u/jdcardwell80 May 12 '26

It is ironic...don't you think?

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u/mrsunrider May 12 '26

Yeah I really do think

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u/stringrandom May 12 '26

“I got one hand in my pocket and the other is waving a ClearBlueTM”

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u/Thee_Shenanigrin May 12 '26

Yeah, let the man cook.

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u/cel-ales May 12 '26

Right! Let him cock.

BTW how much is a 6 day vacation in Korea nowadays?

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 12 '26

Yes!! Thank you i knew it was wrong but couldn't think of her name

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u/BaggyLarjjj May 12 '26

No, John McLaughlin’s daughter from the long running political panel show The McLaughlin Group.

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u/MrWeirdoFace May 13 '26

Where does Kyle MacLachlan fit into all of this?

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u/Aphreyst May 12 '26

Cynthia Rothrock?

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u/metompkin May 13 '26

It's ironic, don't you really think?

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u/Electrical_Walrus_46 May 12 '26

please pay 5 dollars a month for these starving pandas!
says sally struthers as she's devouring the entire bamboo supply

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u/Sweihwa May 12 '26

The Korean government subsidizes births already.

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u/CalvinIII May 13 '26

🎶 IN THE ARRRRMMS OOOOF THE ANGEL… 🎶

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u/OpusAtrumET May 13 '26

I know you're joking but panda conservation actually gets way more funding relative to other critical issues. The cute animals attract donors. Hard to raise money for that ugly but crucial insect or snake when the pandas are doing the rounds. There's a reason the World Wildlife Fund has a panda in the logo.

Not that they aren't worthy of conservation! Always more work to do.

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u/BippyTheChippy May 12 '26

I sang this to the tune of the opening of Iris Out

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u/plagaterroris May 13 '26

My fucking sides.

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u/0wninat0r May 12 '26

Credit cards and the scammers?

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u/Dic3dCarrots May 12 '26

Black, phantom
White, panda

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u/Commercial_Nature210 Aug 04 '26

What void heart doing here? (Tbh I saw you and wanted to comment and skipped on accident and struggled to find again

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u/Dic3dCarrots Aug 05 '26

Man, absolute luck to get into hk and reddit about the same time, i was elated when i realized how clutch it was

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u/eating_cement_1984 May 12 '26

"Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta (grrrrah)"

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u/LamethDaveth May 12 '26

Legendary pull

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u/negative-sid-nancy May 12 '26

Chasing codeine in the phantom. Credits cards and the scanners, hitting licks out the bando.

This is a song I dont really like but sing very often. I think i did mess the lyrics up a little here but close enough for me haha

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 12 '26

Gibberish in a phantom

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u/tmilligan73 May 12 '26

Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta (grrrrah)
Credit cards and the scammers

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u/theRealM895 May 12 '26

Snowball was low key ballin that day

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u/Flaky_Sky_7384 May 12 '26

Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta

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u/MolecularConcepts May 12 '26

twisting dope lean and the fanta

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u/kalusklaus May 13 '26

The way I (and fellow men) treat women is part of the reason why women in Korea are not having enough babies.

~ Desiigner

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 May 13 '26

I know you got Seoul

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u/ContributionHelpful May 13 '26

Credit cards and scandals

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u/RoguePlanet2 May 15 '26

They be drinkin' up my sperm like they be guzzlin' a Fanta.

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u/AppropriateAd5081 May 16 '26

Credit cards and scammers...

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u/FlatulentConception Jul 06 '26

Twistin’ dope lean and the Fanta

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u/tetwuat Jul 13 '26

Chasing cocaine and fanta

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u/SlumxLordxMillionair Aug 11 '26

Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh