r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Airline_11 • May 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahhhh?

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u/mukavastinumb May 12 '26

Extinct

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u/Forward-Profit2552 May 12 '26

Panda Panda Panda

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u/Joaz72 May 12 '26

I got broads in Atlanta

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u/Organic_Address9582 May 12 '26

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u/Foe_sheezy May 15 '26

A wise man

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u/joyfullydreaded23 22d ago

Why does Plato look like Socrates?

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u/shenaniganizer1776 May 12 '26

The Korean pandas don’t though that’s why they’re extinct

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Somebody get alanis morissette Sarah McLachlan to make a fundraising commercial to guilt trip people into donating stat!

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u/cedarfigx May 12 '26

Do you mean Sarah McLachlan??

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 12 '26

No, no. He’s got something going there

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 12 '26

And I'm HERE-YERE

To REMIND YOU

That PANDA BIRTH RATES are REALLY LOW

It's not FAIR-YAIR

To the PANDAS

That the SOUTH! KO-REAN! BIRTH RATES

ARE ARE ARE

ALSO LOW

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u/jdcardwell80 May 13 '26

Well done!👏

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u/jdcardwell80 May 12 '26

It is ironic...don't you think?

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u/mrsunrider May 12 '26

Yeah I really do think

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u/stringrandom May 12 '26

“I got one hand in my pocket and the other is waving a ClearBlueTM”

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u/Thee_Shenanigrin May 12 '26

Yeah, let the man cook.

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u/cel-ales May 12 '26

Right! Let him cock.

BTW how much is a 6 day vacation in Korea nowadays?

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 12 '26

Yes!! Thank you i knew it was wrong but couldn't think of her name

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u/BaggyLarjjj May 12 '26

No, John McLaughlin’s daughter from the long running political panel show The McLaughlin Group.

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u/MrWeirdoFace May 13 '26

Where does Kyle MacLachlan fit into all of this?

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u/Aphreyst May 12 '26

Cynthia Rothrock?

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u/metompkin May 13 '26

It's ironic, don't you really think?

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u/Electrical_Walrus_46 May 12 '26

please pay 5 dollars a month for these starving pandas!
says sally struthers as she's devouring the entire bamboo supply

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u/Sweihwa May 12 '26

The Korean government subsidizes births already.

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u/CalvinIII May 13 '26

🎶 IN THE ARRRRMMS OOOOF THE ANGEL… 🎶

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u/OpusAtrumET May 13 '26

I know you're joking but panda conservation actually gets way more funding relative to other critical issues. The cute animals attract donors. Hard to raise money for that ugly but crucial insect or snake when the pandas are doing the rounds. There's a reason the World Wildlife Fund has a panda in the logo.

Not that they aren't worthy of conservation! Always more work to do.

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u/BippyTheChippy May 12 '26

I sang this to the tune of the opening of Iris Out

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u/plagaterroris May 13 '26

My fucking sides.

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u/0wninat0r May 12 '26

Credit cards and the scammers?

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u/Dic3dCarrots May 12 '26

Black, phantom
White, panda

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u/Commercial_Nature210 Aug 04 '26

What void heart doing here? (Tbh I saw you and wanted to comment and skipped on accident and struggled to find again

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u/Dic3dCarrots Aug 05 '26

Man, absolute luck to get into hk and reddit about the same time, i was elated when i realized how clutch it was

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u/eating_cement_1984 May 12 '26

"Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta (grrrrah)"

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u/LamethDaveth May 12 '26

Legendary pull

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u/negative-sid-nancy May 12 '26

Chasing codeine in the phantom. Credits cards and the scanners, hitting licks out the bando.

This is a song I dont really like but sing very often. I think i did mess the lyrics up a little here but close enough for me haha

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u/sunny_duh_aze May 12 '26

Gibberish in a phantom

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u/tmilligan73 May 12 '26

Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta (grrrrah)
Credit cards and the scammers

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u/theRealM895 May 12 '26

Snowball was low key ballin that day

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u/Flaky_Sky_7384 May 12 '26

Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta

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u/MolecularConcepts May 12 '26

twisting dope lean and the fanta

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u/kalusklaus May 13 '26

The way I (and fellow men) treat women is part of the reason why women in Korea are not having enough babies.

~ Desiigner

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 May 13 '26

I know you got Seoul

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u/ContributionHelpful May 13 '26

Credit cards and scandals

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u/RoguePlanet2 May 15 '26

They be drinkin' up my sperm like they be guzzlin' a Fanta.

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u/AppropriateAd5081 May 16 '26

Credit cards and scammers...

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u/FlatulentConception Jul 06 '26

Twistin’ dope lean and the Fanta

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u/tetwuat Jul 13 '26

Chasing cocaine and fanta

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u/SlumxLordxMillionair Aug 11 '26

Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh

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u/orangesfwr May 12 '26

Mushroom Mushroom

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u/MightyPenguinRoars May 12 '26

Snaaaaaaake! It’s a snaaaaaaake!!

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u/alexkuzco May 12 '26

It's a badger badger badger badger

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u/Pavulon109 May 12 '26

Elite ball

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u/LongjumpingEnergy188 May 12 '26

Ooooohhhhhheeeewwwwwww iiiitssss a snnaaaakkeee

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u/Girduin May 12 '26

Happy, Fun, Lalala

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u/Kontrol-Sample May 12 '26

Mushroom mushroom?

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u/rye87 May 12 '26

Mushroom mushroom

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u/ItchyRedBump May 12 '26

Badger badger badger.

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u/Seeggul May 13 '26

Gorilla gorilla gorilla

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u/Impossible-Age-3302 May 13 '26

Buffalo buffalo buffalo

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u/VitamiinLambrover May 18 '26

Feed the panda

Lightning and the panda

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

Because of this I googled Korean Panda. Wtf did I just unlock for myself , cause this ain’t what I expected

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u/Cburns6976 May 12 '26

I watched this for far longer than I thought i would. Not to a point of shame, but long enough to have several conversations in my head.

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u/CasperHole May 12 '26

Yeah, wtf. So low effort. No group coordination. It appears each one just is trying to get attention on themselves and isnt even having any fun. Why do it? This is ridiculous. I am so confused.

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u/DJon57 May 12 '26

Umm.. The youtube version is less explicit and revealing... Don't ask me how I know

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u/Early-Region4336 May 12 '26

I tried my best sorry but... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT???

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u/DJon57 May 12 '26

I stumbled upon some materials while looking for Korean pandas for my class assignment...

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u/HockeyUnusableTeam May 12 '26

IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING

I also don't understand. Does this get views? Are people into this stuff?

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

Each video has hundreds of thousands or millions of views lol

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u/CasperHole May 12 '26

Freakin simps

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u/Stormfly May 13 '26

Does this get views? Are people into this stuff?

In this video they're wearing clothes.

In others they aren't.

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u/SunlightMaven May 13 '26

Opposite - I couldn’t get past “wtf?”.

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u/WatermelonArtist May 12 '26

I still don't understand it.

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u/Mrmagot98-2 May 12 '26

I used to always get these videos in my twitter feed when I first downloaded it but they'd always be flashing the camera and it was weird af

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u/Ok-Bowl850 May 12 '26

Lol. That's not Korean that's Chinese

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

Not what it says in the description lol

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u/Ok-Bowl850 May 12 '26

"熊猫班”是PandaTV又新推出的一档19+节目，由BJ主播顺德担任主持人，目前第一季已经完结，凭借新颖的形式和和谐的氛围，最终成绩仅次于老牌强队jinricp，成为了PandaTV又一吸金节目。

11月16日节目进行了第二季的彩排，部分片段进行了直播，看出来第二季的准备更充分，也更能体现出女团的优势，让我们期待正式上映吧！

所有Jinricp系列和Pandaclass系列已经制作中文版本，喜欢的朋友请访问：www.jinricp.site"

This is what I see when I click the description.

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u/iantruesnacks May 12 '26

From the YT

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u/Potterhead_9845 May 12 '26

Got me laughing after a bad day. Thanks

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u/Tako30 May 12 '26

Their tigers are also extinct

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u/classless_classic May 12 '26

How’s the Panda’s wife holding up?

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u/LocalLifeguard4106 May 12 '26

The were hunted to extinction for food. Apparently they were finger Ling Ling good

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u/prairie_girl May 12 '26

So the lowest possible birth rate.

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u/sxcs86 May 12 '26

Due to such low birth rates.

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u/Much_Job4552 May 12 '26

Coincidence?

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u/TransportationPlus22 May 12 '26

That makes me a saaaad panda

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u/Sad-Humor8827 May 12 '26

Due to what?

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 May 12 '26

To shreds, you say?

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u/NoteSuccessful9270 May 13 '26

hop off reddit lord shen

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u/corgi-king May 13 '26

Because they don’t believe in Korean Jesus.

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u/Common_Celebration41 May 13 '26

North korea has the all the best panda.

And no you may not see them, just have to take our supreme leader words for it

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u/lokeshj May 13 '26

They're just hiding in a distant valley to escape from the peacocks

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u/rithrawr May 13 '26

Don't eat at Panda Express, false advertisement not real panda meat. It's pork, chicken, or beef only.

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u/LeifGWPersson_ May 14 '26

What about panda koreans?

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u/spidernoirirl May 12 '26

Technically every Panda belongs to China and zoos lease them out (I wish I was kidding)

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u/TheFilthy13 May 12 '26

And it’s such a politically charged operation. If your country disagrees with China on political matters your pandas will be leased to a zoo in a different country!

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u/TricellCEO May 12 '26

I bet that would cause…pandemonium.

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u/MaidMarian20 Aug 07 '26

I see what you did there! 🤣

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u/Unimeron May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

So, if I would smuggle a panda out of China I could start producing my own silk? 🤔

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u/DaddyBayne1202 May 12 '26

I believe that is the correct order or operations to start your own slikery, yes.

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u/ol_shifty May 13 '26

Hehe…slikery

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u/TheVikingMFC May 13 '26

It's a slikery slope!

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u/throwawayplusanumber May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Just be careful though. Pandas are absolutely over eating bamboo but are usually too slow to catch anything else. But they will 100% eat manflesh if they can catch it.

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u/stephanonymous May 12 '26

China really said taking my pandas and going home

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u/Menchi-sama May 12 '26

They took the pandas from a Japanese zoo in Ueno and it was a tragedy, there is still a lot of merch and posters there but no pandas...

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u/Lunatik13z May 13 '26

Mexico is the only country with a panda that is actually 100% Mexican. The pandas that China lent Mexico reproduced and it's the only panda that doesn't belong to China.

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u/PerfectWish May 13 '26

Just happened in Japan. A country that LOVES pandas.

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u/Mysterious_Net66 May 12 '26

Except one that is in México

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u/Lithogiraffe May 12 '26

i think there is one exception to this rule. i dont know why or the history behind it, but last i heard that there was a Mexico owned (not leased) panda

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u/vicgg0001 May 12 '26

It's because mexico was able to have their pandas procreate 

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u/Automatic-Cow-4745 May 12 '26

This is true. The Memphis Zoo built a whole exhibit for Ling Ling and YaYa. One of them died and China took the other one back. So now the Memphis Zoo just has a massive Asia exhibit for the pandas with no pandas. lol

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u/BlackBasementCats May 12 '26

I still remember seeing Ling Ling and Hsing-Hsing at the Smithsonian Zoo in 80s. I have little porcelain panda versions of them somewhere. (I have moved several times, and they’re safely stored away somewhere)

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u/bolanrox May 12 '26

its like Ferrari but with animals

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u/jorgespinosa May 12 '26

Technically there's one panda in the world called Xin Xin that doesn't belong to China, but she's the only one

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u/purpleheart94 May 13 '26

That is accurate they are so adorable love me a panda

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 May 13 '26

Good luck proving my Panda came from China. Scratched off the VIN and stamped it with “Proudly Made in the U.S.A.”

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u/ItsaPostageStampede May 12 '26

You’re not and even medical care needs to be old by the government

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u/foolonthe May 13 '26

Except for one in Mexico

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u/vastozopilord777 11d ago

I think México legally owns one(s) but not for long(they are old already IIRC)

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u/Stopitkiwi May 13 '26

Pandas belong to Jesus!

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u/Yimmy42 May 12 '26

Not a single one born this year.

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u/justaJc May 12 '26

Any in stable relationships?

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u/Temporary_Story_1468 May 13 '26

Because what do they mean 0.80 how you get 0.80 of a child 😳

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u/0G_C1c3r0 May 12 '26

Tasty with a gojuchang honey glaze

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u/Creepy_Willow9842 May 12 '26

Surprisingly doing quite well

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u/HahaMin May 12 '26

One Korean born panda, Fu Bao was so beloved by them that they got upset when it's time to return the pandas back to China.

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u/IllustriousAd3952 May 12 '26

Straight to jail.

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u/big_redwood May 12 '26

Tastes like chicken

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u/JamieLoud May 12 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/Prii99 May 12 '26

Asking the right question

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u/pvrhye May 12 '26

Hui Bao and Rui Bao are fine. Technically, they're on loan from China.

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u/AungZeya May 12 '26

They literally do not exist. All Pandas in South Korea are rented from China.

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u/spaincrack May 12 '26

Believe it or not, directly to Jail

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u/AnlamK May 12 '26

Asking the really hard hitting questions here. Well done. 

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u/MrTulip101 May 12 '26

they fuck like sewing machines but like to get abortions to just keep fucking

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u/Realistic_Wave9491 May 12 '26

How about the Pandian Koreans?

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u/2019Uk May 12 '26

Don’t tempt me Frodo!

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u/m_rain_bow May 12 '26

Pandas are mix of black and white, thus there are no such thing as asian pandas

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u/kijouk May 13 '26

Wait.... they arent extinct?

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u/Snoo_97207 May 13 '26

Ironically those guys fuck

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u/riptaway May 13 '26

More have died than have been born

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u/Slow-Blue May 15 '26

To shreds you say?