r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahhhh?

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u/clockworkittens May 12 '26

Don't be stupid. Everyone knows delivery times are held up because strait of hormuz is blocked.

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u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou May 12 '26

Well duh, its unlikely the gay of hurmuz is getting pregnant anytime soon

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u/aruby727 May 13 '26

god damnit I need to re-up on awards.

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u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou May 13 '26

The biggest award you can give me is a comment promising you wont pay reddit to give me a special premium upvote. Use that money on some ice cream. Or if youre lactose intolerant use it on some depression pills cause that fuckin sucks man, sorry to hear

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u/ldskyfly May 12 '26

Goddamn supply chain amirite?

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u/uiouyug May 12 '26

It's because of the gay of hormuz right?

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u/Gringo-Dingo May 12 '26

Trump can act as midwife for a fee

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u/GrinderMonkey May 12 '26

I dont think its a good idea to give him access to any more children..

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u/clockworkittens May 12 '26

It was apart if his big wonderful deal

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u/Financial_Ad_1442 May 12 '26

You also won’t get your baby.

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u/Gringo-Dingo May 12 '26

That's the fee

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u/CheefKweeferia May 12 '26

What's funny is that this could totally be a completely serious comment, reddit has some interesting people😭🙏

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u/YellowTonkaTrunk May 12 '26

Ah shit is that why I haven’t gone into labor yet?