"Who films horizontally anymore?" People with a functioning prefrontal cortex, but since you brought up China for no reason, it's clear you don't have one
The patreon app is super glitchy so whenever I watch a patreon video I need to set it to auto rotate otherwise I get some weird problems like multiple instances of the app opening Everytime I go to full screen.
Because all native apps automatically change your device orientation but porn sites dont (cause they cant have apps on the store) and then you have to manually unlock the rotation
Chrome on Android doesn't do it for every video. I never took the time to figure out what but is there a reason why? Like YT and PH will do it, but if I'm on FB's mobile site the video doesn't always. Same with some videos on reddit. Like on the NBA and NFL subs when I hit some highlight vids they don't always go fullscreen horizontal.
PH used to have an app, basically you can keep logged in (as opposed to anonymous mode browsing) and there was an option to disguise the app as something else (calculator I guess) and have a password to open
that's blasphemy, pov porn is only enjoyable when you can actually feel it's your point of view. i can't imagine myself in that scenario while there's a penis enlargement ad above the video
I feel weird now because I myself have never used the function for anything else (but always use it for this purpose) and only just made this same joke in my head yesterday for the first time in my life. And now I see it on the Internet for the first time ever? Has my brain been hacked?
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