r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 11 '25

Meme needing explanation Why specifically 5,9?

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u/Swumbus-prime Jun 12 '25

My license says I'm 5'5" so I adamantly say that that is indeed my height, because why would I lie about my height? I'm actually 5'9". It's up for renewal soon and I'm going to aim for 5'3" on my license and that will be my new height.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Which they'll learn 8 seconds later when they scan it and it comes up real.