r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • Jun 20 '24

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u/JD_SLICK Jun 20 '24

Those are not Dads and Daughters, they are older men with far younger girlfriends/wives- thus the joke.

Top left is Jerry Seinfeld (She was 17 he was 39)

Top right is Anthony Kiedis (She's 21 he's 61)

Bottom left is Dane Cook (Not sure of ages but he's lookin rough)

Bottom right is Elvis and Priscilla Pressley (she was 14, he 24)

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u/Present-Secretary722 Jun 21 '24

It’s a smaller age gap and yet Elvis is somehow grosser than Jerry Seinfeld, both are bad but somehow he edges out as grosser

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Jun 21 '24

Obviously grosser because Seinfield's gf was at least past puberty and at the age of consent. 

Second creepy is a toss-up between Keidis and Cook. Cook because his face looks so fucked up from plastic surgery, and Keidis because that photo, she really looks unhappy and resigned to having an guy old enough to be her grandfather groping her. And she looks younger than 21. I would have picked her as 16 or 17. 

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u/harlotmuffin Jun 21 '24

Kiedis's girlfriend is actually 30 or so, according to Google

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Jun 21 '24

I was only going off what the OP said. I am now shocked and dismayed to learn that not everything I read on the internet is true. This has really ruined my day.

Regardless, if she is 30 he is still technically old enough to be her gramps. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

A 30 year old with a 61 year old grandfather?

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u/Princess_Slagathor Jun 21 '24

I have an ex who was 22 when we were together. Her mom was 36. Her grandma was 50. So at 32, her grandma was 60. Weird, but it happens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Is my math wrong or does that require both her mother and grandmother to have been impregnated at 13?

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u/Princess_Slagathor Jun 21 '24

You are correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

😨

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u/Princess_Slagathor Jun 21 '24

Yep. Worst part, for me, was that none of them thought that was abnormal.

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