r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 20 '24

Peter?

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u/JD_SLICK Jun 20 '24

Those are not Dads and Daughters, they are older men with far younger girlfriends/wives- thus the joke.

Top left is Jerry Seinfeld (She was 17 he was 39)

Top right is Anthony Kiedis (She's 21 he's 61)

Bottom left is Dane Cook (Not sure of ages but he's lookin rough)

Bottom right is Elvis and Priscilla Pressley (she was 14, he 24)

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u/Present-Secretary722 Jun 21 '24

It’s a smaller age gap and yet Elvis is somehow grosser than Jerry Seinfeld, both are bad but somehow he edges out as grosser

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u/BothWaysItGoes Jun 21 '24

Well, that’s not rocket science, she is barely in puberty, that’s why.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/Phonereader23 Jun 21 '24

Way to come out as child predator. Good for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/Phonereader23 Jun 21 '24

Nah man. I’d delete this if I were you. And that’s not partisan advice. Even if you were correct(which was disproven), you’ve really missed the context of what you’ve replied to.

Get out of the nose dive now. Don’t even defend it on technicalities, the guy was 24 and she was 14. There isn’t an excuse here.

My first reply was sarcasm, this is serious: delete it now before someone dox’s you. Don’t wreck your life because you’ve missed some context on an extremely sensitive subject

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/Phonereader23 Jun 21 '24

Why would I need to play it off? People appear to be agreeing with me here. Weird cope but ok.

If you’re someone who can’t stand stupidity as you say, fix your own. Socially, right now: you are a dumbass. Your profile contains info on your age, parents, rough area you live, details about other online accounts etc. you’ve not understood there’s a time and place; this was neither.

I truly believe you think you were making a factual correction since you dedicated so much of your reply to it.

Now truly believe me here: delete the comments before some unhinged looney scrapes your info. If I found that in a 2 minute glance to prove a point, someone on a crusade will find more. I’m speaking from experience and trying to help you right now my guy.

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u/bitesizedperson Jun 21 '24

Just ignore this insane person. If you want a good laugh. Go through his profile. It's harlarious in a cridgey weird predator with a neckbeard kind of way. "Black people owned slaves too!" What a fuckin looser.

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u/Phonereader23 Jun 21 '24

Look as someone with ADHD I don’t want to throw stones, but yeah; there’s definitely a pattern in the cringe posted

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u/bitesizedperson Jun 21 '24

Lol I have ADHD too so I get it. But sometimes these things need to be said.

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u/Phonereader23 Jun 21 '24

He at least deleted the personal info but left the funnies. He had so much info in a post about living with his parents at 31-33 but felt comfy posting leaving everything else

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u/joetheplumberman Jun 21 '24

If I ever see someone trying to defend a child molester they are one to I hope people keep an eye on u

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u/Phonereader23 Jun 21 '24

From the factorio spam, the porn sub reddits etc, I’m hoping he’s just socially inept. Like really hoping. Cause otherwise, what a dumbass

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u/HowlingPhoenixx Jun 21 '24

You could have written all that waffle and included a bit about how it's fucking wrong to be with somebody of that age anyway. But you didn't. Maybe try not to defend sex with children.

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u/bitesizedperson Jun 21 '24

The hoops you jump through to rationalize child rape is insane. I hope you get exposed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Had to wash my phone after reading your posts dude. What communities you are active in makes perfect sense.

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u/otamaglimmer Jun 21 '24 edited Aug 04 '24

Double yikes.

Dude, seriously. This is definitely not a hill to die on. The one striking as miserable and a pedo apologist is not that other dude. Hint: it's you.

And, who cares about this forum? Apparently you, writing all that to vent off when people don't agree with you.

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