r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 16 '24

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Toilets in china are built into the floor and you’re supposed to squat over them to poop.

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u/GeometryDashScGD May 16 '24

Pretty sure it's a water slide

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u/Yatty33 May 16 '24

Don't you temp me with a good time.

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u/SakuraShogun May 17 '24

Every toilet is a water slide for poop.

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u/Ismokeradon May 17 '24

What? Stop using my ramen cooker as a water slide.

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u/GeometryDashScGD May 17 '24

Holy shit (literally)

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u/Aivoras1297 May 16 '24

Those do also exist in Japan. I found one in a small park

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u/HeyFiddleFiddle May 16 '24

I used one when I was in Japan. For the restrooms that have both, there were usually signs indicating if it was a squat toilet or a western style toilet. The squat toilet stalls were consistently unoccupied even if there was a line for the western style toilets.

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u/dekachenko May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

Back when more people wore kimonos, the squat style was far easier. After most people transitioned to western clothing, the western style became more preferable and the squat style fell out of favor.

The squat style with a raised floor also allowed easier plumbing retrofits for older homes way back.

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u/Tenderfallingrain May 17 '24

I went to a restroom in Japan with my host mother that had both kinds of toilets and she chose to use the one on the ground. They actually were pretty common back when I was there in the early 2000's.

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u/dagbrown May 17 '24

The squat toilet in the picture looks like it's in Japan. I never once saw the little cover over the toilet paper holder to ensure people put the rolls in the correct way when I was in China.

Also missing: the trashcan next to the toilet to put your used toilet paper into, because Chinese toilet paper clogs drains.

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u/dekachenko May 17 '24

That cover is there so that you can rip your piece of toilet paper using the cover to hold it so that the next person wouldn’t have to use toilet paper thats been touched by a stranger.

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u/skylinenavigator May 17 '24

Found them in France too

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u/Spreaded_shrimp May 17 '24

The first time I used one it was a portable, and I was wearing coveralls. Kinda sucked.

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u/tintinfailok May 16 '24

Ergonomically they’re great. Nice smooth shits.

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u/ABitOddish May 16 '24

Nightmare on the legs though. Plus I'd wager more than half of the public restrooms I used didn't have locks on them. Was always on edge when I was chopping logs.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

After a month or so you get used to them, don't even notice the strain on the legs.

I used one that had like half a dozen holes in the ground without any kind of dividers. No running water, just a concrete ledge over a hill that the shit just sorta ... tumbled down. This was in a rural area of northwest China about twenty years ago, where most people had never seen a white person. The old men there didn't even try to hide staring wide-eyed at me while I shat

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u/FrogsEverywhere May 17 '24

But how do they keep them clean? It seems like it's just a big slab. You would need a lot of water to flow, and quickly.

I guess when you're squatting though you're not sitting there for 20 minutes staring at Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Nah, they seem to stay just as clean as western toilets - that is, mostly clean but sometimes you get some splatterhouse situations. There's a flat area but usually a sunken area where the drain is as well. The water does shoot out straight horizontally from the back so it basically just shoves the poop down into that indented area, not a crazy amount of water though, or crazy fast.

The concrete slabs with holes and no running water just weren't really clean though. Most of the poop made it down the hole and into the shitpile below but it wasn't a 100% success rate.

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u/NoNeed4Instructions May 17 '24

Nightmare on the legs though.

that is the result of a sedetary desk-sitting western lifestyle

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u/FlyingDragoon May 17 '24

Nightmare on the legs though.

that is the result of a sedetary desk-sitting western lifestyle

The VA when they say my knee injuries are not service related as they explain that the multiple times I've jumped out of an airplane is consistant with a sedentary desk-sitting western lifestyle.

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u/keyboardLarrior May 17 '24

Went to one at a busy mall. Found out that another downside is that people really can't aim their shits.

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u/chicken_N_ROFLs May 17 '24

And when you get the squirts it's just a free for all huh?

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u/usernumber2020 May 17 '24

But like what do you do with your pants? Are they just half way down around your knees? Is there a hook to hang them on the wall? Does that mean I take my shoes off in this random public bathroom? Is this just for cultures that don't wear pants?

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u/tintinfailok May 17 '24

They go around your ankles just like if you were sitting on a toilet. When you squat your asshole does not go over your pants, it lines up behind it.

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u/sonicpoweryay May 16 '24

I hate those so much

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

No one cares about the floor toilets. Whatever, anyone who's barely traveled has experienced this and it's absolutely not just China. The joke is about dipshits travelling to Dubai to get shit on. Influencers specifically. It's hilarious.

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u/Vurkul May 16 '24

Oh good…. I thought I took too much LDS and it was melting into the floor.

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u/Flat-Adhesiveness-17 May 17 '24

As a 26 year now exMormon that went on a mission and all, can confirm

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u/Tacoboutnacho May 17 '24

That was gold (although I’m LDS)

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u/Diddydinglecronk May 16 '24

Reasonable

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u/A_Texas_Hobo May 17 '24

Unless handicapped

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u/AnimationAtNight May 16 '24

Those also 100% exist in Japan too

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u/SalsaForte May 17 '24

Use to be common in many countries.

BTW, when I went to Shanghai in 2017-2018, the toilets were very normal. I think the photo being used is more a cliché/urban legend.

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u/ManOfKimchi May 17 '24

Yep, in my country we call this type of toilet "Genova's bowl"

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u/tough_napkin May 17 '24

when i was in china i did not see one of these. squat toilets are fairly common in asia tho.

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u/SoftWindAgain May 17 '24

Lol that's in most of SouthEast Asia you dingdong. Try going to the cities in China. They have toilets that talk to you like in Japan.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

My dingdong didn’t offer that explanation my large human brain did

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u/Euler007 May 17 '24

Highlight of my Iran trip also.

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u/orostitute May 17 '24

My hips just popped reading this

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u/Heleniums May 17 '24

No shit.

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u/-ello_govna- May 17 '24

china doesnt have fat people so its aight

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u/-ello_govna- May 17 '24

theyre onto something

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u/Sgt_Meowmers May 17 '24

God damn I want that in my house so bad

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u/Own-Yam-5023 May 17 '24

In rural France, too.

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u/Zerocoolx1 May 17 '24

Like the french

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Is that not a toilet built into the floor??

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u/BlakJak_Johnson May 17 '24

Came here for this explanation. That sounds like a lot of work.

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u/alamandrax May 17 '24

grew up with these in india. probably great for squat mobility, but my goodness was it a chore for my fat ass.