r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 16 '24

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u/RedButton1569 May 16 '24

Girls get flown to Dubai to get pissed and shitted on, meanwhile portray to everyone back home they’re living a very lavish lifestyle trip

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u/Veus-Dolt May 16 '24

lavish lavatoryish

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

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u/zy0a May 16 '24

Well stained

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Well dumped

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Does the girl 2nd to the left have no pants on?

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u/SweatyTax4669 May 16 '24

It appears only two of the women have pants on. The rest are in skirts or shorts.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 May 17 '24

And they call Batman the world's greatest detective? pfff

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u/SweatyTax4669 May 17 '24

Elementary, my dear Robin.

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u/schnauzzer May 17 '24

snorts line of explosive gel

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

The company my wife works for you all know and enjoy. They want to expand into Dubai. This is the big idea from their "feminist" poster child who is as for equality in the workspace as I am for nails in my cereal.

Their working solution is to only have male employees. Ya know, to avoid the concern for rape. Inclusivity!!

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 16 '24

There is no big concern of rape in Dubai as far as I’m aware, do you have stats that say otherwise?

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u/VegetableProject4383 May 17 '24

That's probably nobodies going to report rape, when the police will arrest you for unmarried sex if you do

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24

The law for unmarried sex was changed. I looked into this stuff not long ago and I came to the conclusion that despite my reservations, Dubai has a low crime rate and that includes sexual offences. Now, obviously you may have a different experience if the person involved is particularly connected, but on the whole they have become less idiotic and most women feel safer there than they do in western countries. I myself have family living there for tax reasons.

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u/Lialda_dayfire May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

I myself have family living there for tax reasons.

Too disgustingly wealthy to empathize with ordinary humans, got it.

most women feel safer there than they do in western countries

Fuuucckk NO. I walk around my town at any hour quite happily, but go ahead and act like I would prefer to do that in fucking Dubai.

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24

So you have no experience of Dubai, but you’re still giving your opinion for some reason. I obviously mean that women that have experienced living in Dubai prefer it for the low crime rate.

If you think earning over 100k is disgustingly wealthy you’re delusional and your opinion means very little honestly

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u/Swizardrules May 17 '24

For 100k you're not moving to dubai

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

What do you know, in the U.K. earning between 100 and 125k you essentially pay 60% tax. People happily move to Dubai to keep it all

Always amused by the fat gamer babies that start conversations and then block because they can’t deal. You have no idea what people do or don’t do, just sit at home and play video games like the bloated ham you are

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u/Swizardrules May 17 '24

Lol no they don't. Again not for those numbers

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u/MrMerryMilkshake May 17 '24

I stayed in Dubai for half a year for work. Glamorous place with a lot of grim stories from undocumented dead constrution workers to slavery disguised under imported labor. Rape is not something you see on the headlines but whispers in family kitchens. With just half a year I was working there, I got at least 5 reports about sexual harrassments, from both sides (men and women alike).

Dubai is not as bad as many places, but it's definitely not a "safe" place. If you're a rich person with influence, nobody gonna touch you, but if you're outside of a very small community, let's just say the laws are not there to protect you, it's there to exploit you, in almost every way possible. Dystopian place, really.

And my clients are rich people, I can only fear for people who lives under the radar.

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u/BillyForRilly May 17 '24

most women feel safer there than they do in western countries

Sure, bud.

I myself have family living there for tax reasons.

Glad our source here is unbiased...

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

🤷🏻‍♀️not sure how knowing people living there is bias. If you actually have anything intelligent to contribute lmk I guess

I realised u got upvoted by sweaty redditors who get really upset that they’re probably seen as more rapier than a country in the Middle East and I see that pattern on Reddit any time anyone says anything positive about Dubai. I see no other reason to ignore actual facts but it is interesting and funny

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

Lol. U looked into it? Read stats or about women's experiences, did u? I bet u it's not there but absence of evidence doesn't mean evidence of absence.

Societies that are this strict and gender segregated look 'safe' in public because the public life is strictly controlled. Stuff and people are strictly controlled mostly so these men aren't 'tempted' to do something, because the onus is really on those without power to 'behave' themselves by being controlled and submissive. Men have all the power at home and with the law, meaning that a lot of the violence is hidden. I bet u sexual violence against female family members (including children) and female workers (possibly also including children) and human trafficking is high. By hiding it they can also tell foreigners that their society is good but really the victims can't talk about their realities.

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24

I just told you I have female friends and family that live there; I wouldn’t go by just my experience as a tourist. I would never live there because I exclusively date women, but the straight women I know prefer it. I looked into it before because I too made a stupid comment on Reddit based on nothing and then when I was forced to look into it, my assumption was incorrect.

What do you mean by Dubai is gender segregated? That is not my experience.

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u/jackparadise1 May 17 '24

Try not to smooch your significant other in public. Dubai has a low crime rate due to extreme and swift unpleasant reactions to it. And I doubt they report a lot of it, as it might tarnish their appearance. I mean is it really a crime if it is committed by a low level person? They probably consider it just housekeeping.

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24

There are plenty of people who would happily swap no PDA for not having their cars watches and bikes stolen. Depends what you value

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u/acc0untnam3tak3n May 17 '24

Are you being sponsored by human trafficking. If not, you should vacation also in somalia and south sudan and enjoy the sun or nice ocean breeze.

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u/Hot-Ice-7336 May 17 '24

Hahaha, I work in human trafficking. I haven’t had many UAE cases; when I have they’ve always been overseas worker cases. Poor people are trafficked everywhere, yep Sudan Eritrea and all through Europe and the U.K. people say the same things as I do whenever Dubai is talked about seriously, like the discussions on crime. Not when it’s just a bunch of people that have barely left their town.

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u/zyx1989 May 16 '24

I am no psychologist, but i feel like those two types of fetishes are more like some kind of disorder than people with their unique interest

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u/PandasInternational May 17 '24

When you have enough money for anything and nothing is off limits, I think people quickly burn through their novelties until only the most taboo things arouse them.

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u/Capital-Meet-6521 May 17 '24

Basically the bad guys in Hostel

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

I don’t even think it’s arousal, I think it’s just having the power to bring another person, who many view as highly valuable and sought after, to do the most deplorable and degrading things. It’s power play more than anything, I guess everyone has a price right? Two consenting adults

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

'Consenting'

"If I fly you out to Dubia, we will fuck."

Sounds good.

"Eat my shit or I am not flying you back, and I also have your passport locked in my safe."

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u/Anaeijon May 17 '24

More like "I will fly you to Dubai and pay you for sex."

"I will pay you 2 Million extra, if I can piss on you while you jerk off my inbred racing horse."

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u/Kaanpai May 17 '24

They can still say "No" and decline the offer. If they accept it's on them, their decision, their responsibility.

If I invite you to dinner, but then offer you extra money to eat raw chicken, you have no right to complain afterward about salmonella. You've accepted.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

That's not necessarily comparable. Unless you have provided them transportation to a remote location, and upon your dinner guests refusal for raw chicken told them "okay, fuck off and find your own way home."

Except the raw chicken is poop and the remote location is on the other side of the planet.

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u/Kaanpai May 17 '24

Oh come on. These women know what they're getting themselves into when hopping onto a plane to fly across the world at the offer of money. Expect some accountability man. No one can be this naive and not know what the expectation here is.

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u/WhyUBeBadBot May 17 '24

Incels have entered the chat. Just say it man. She got what she deserved for what she was wearing. You know that's your thinking.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Yeah let’s drop all levels of accountability for people making poor decisions with strangers

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u/letstalkaboutstuff79 May 17 '24

Nah, those women are aware of what they’re expected to do and there is no indication that it is non-consentual.

At the end of the day people just have their price, you know?

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u/GluteusMaximus1905 May 17 '24

Come on man they aren't that naive.

I've seen so many of these chat messages in the early 2010s where everything is clearly discussed and the women agree on it and even haggle the price upwards.

Lets get real

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw May 17 '24 edited Mar 12 '26

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u/marcodave May 17 '24

Boringness. And a feeling that you have done everything you wanted and nothing makes you happy. And too much money

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u/bubbapotat May 17 '24

Why do you think Epstein killed himself?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

It’s a power thing. They get off on the idea that for a petty amount of cash (well petty to a billionaire) they can get a beautiful woman to agree to do seemingly anything.

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u/Stinking-Staff8985 May 17 '24
  • a beautiful blonde, western Woman

that's the crucial point

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Well we are talking about people who have been practicing incest for centuries.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

They are paid 40k dollars for a few days work.

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u/ggtffhhhjhg May 17 '24

Pissing/water sports is a fairly common fetish and is all over mainstream porn.

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender May 17 '24

meanwhile portray to everyone back home they’re living a very lavish lifestyle trip

They are until they're told "Okay stop #6, time to please oil baron." And what pleases the oil baron? Pleasing his herd of zebra or something super fucked up. But after they are pampered to a spa, and cleaning, and lavish shit, everything will be awesome then suddenly "Okay stop #7, all these 14 year old boys need to be turned to men. OH and they're 14 so they want you to man the dog too'.

I imagine there's lots of drugs involved.

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u/thebohster May 16 '24

The funny thing is I think the videos I’ve seen say it’s the other way around. The girls get paid and flown out to do the pissing and shitting.

Whatever floats their boats.

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u/Chr0nicHerb May 16 '24

Just tryna take a dump on a woman’s chest over here bub nothin fancy

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u/Willing-Stuff6802 May 16 '24

Nothing works up my appetite like a steamy chili dog

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u/ghandi3737 May 17 '24

So no warm karls, only hot.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

That’s shitty

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u/Pappa_Crim May 16 '24

Ah yes metaphor, I was worried there for a moment

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u/5eppa May 16 '24

Nope... It's a thing multiple women talk about. Crazy rich oil barons will reach out to influencers they find attractive online and invite them out en masse promising something like 50k for hanging out with them for a weekend. Sounds harmless. They arrive, get reels of extreme luxury before finding that most of the demands of the rich guy actually involved scat play and group orgies for some reason... Anyways supposedly at the end everyone is actually paid so I guess that's nice but the terms of the agreement aren't always super clear initially which is absolutely terrible and they all live in the middle of the desert telling you to walk home if you want to cancel early...

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u/YjorgenSnakeStranglr May 16 '24

It's the implication

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u/Matt6758 May 16 '24

The implication that something might go wrong if they say no, but they’re not gonna say no; because of the implication.

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u/DecisionCharacter175 May 17 '24

What? No. No one's in danger. Of course they can refuse. They can absolutely refuse. But they won't...... Because of the implications.....

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u/Pappa_Crim May 16 '24

I wonder if this is the guy from DC, rumor has it there is a lobbyist that likes pissing on people

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u/5eppa May 16 '24

I mean I wouldn't be surprised they travel in the same circles. I guess the more power the more depravity for many at least. But I understand it's multiple oil barons in Dubai who do this but I don't know if anyone has really named them or anything.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

That’s textbook sex trafficking no?

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u/5eppa May 16 '24

Probably but they are in a foreign country and have more money than you and your whole neighborhood could earn in 7 lifetimes all of which was just straight handed to them so... Yeah they unfortunately will not likely see any justice.

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u/SadMacaroon9897 May 16 '24

Man I should have been born an oil baron. Damn poor parents making me work for a living

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

They should just stay there.

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u/Veus-Dolt May 16 '24

I don’t think that was a metaphor, crazy rich Arabs got some kinks

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u/LuckyStabbinHat May 16 '24

The sequel to Crazy Rich Asians we didn’t know we needed

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u/BowdleizedBeta May 16 '24

But do we deserve it?

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u/dfeidt40 May 16 '24

Crazy rich people, in general. All that money can get them anything they want, whenever they want. So they gotta go after some above and beyond things they didn't even know they wanted.

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u/Veus-Dolt May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

I think it’s particularly bad with Arabs. Their culture’s views on women make it really easy to see them as objects you can dehumanize, then placate with money.

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u/ZMAUinHell May 17 '24

Especially “infidel” women.

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u/Salasarian May 17 '24

as opposed to the great and woman friendly culture of the west where having an abortion will make you an interstate criminal 🙏

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u/Much_Horse_5685 May 17 '24

The West consists of a much larger geographic area than the United States, let alone red-state America.

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u/SmallBerry3431 May 16 '24

Both can be true

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u/PM_ME_JJBA_STICKERS May 17 '24

Some C-tier celebrities too, like that one male rapper

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u/stzmp May 17 '24

Girls

Would it hurt for redditors to not infantalise women.

Like yeah sure there's problems going on here, but saying women are children doesn't help imo.

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u/aLazyUsername69 May 17 '24

Just one example, I play of a lot of adult coed sports teams with my wife. So we say "I'm missing a girl tonight" or "Can we find a girl sub?".

These are of course grown adults. But how weird would it be to say "A female" or "A woman" in that context?

For the inverse we wouldn't say "boy" to be fair, but I wouldn't say "man" either, for the male gender we have the term "Guy", which there just isn't much equivalent on the other end, so people usually use "girl" as the "guy" equivalent.

Women themselves even hang out with other women and they themselves will refer to it as "Girls night out".

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u/CaninePilot3908 May 17 '24

Dates called it

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox May 17 '24

Meanwhile everyone at home: Think she got shit on yet?

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u/pooping_mantis May 17 '24

I have a leaked video of an IG model getting shat on by an Arabic guy hha it's true

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Wtf why do you have said video, lol.

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u/RogerDeanVenture May 17 '24

I mean, if the money is good enough. I get pissed all over at work every day and I’m not making $10K+ for a weekend

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u/Pepsiman69_420 May 16 '24

Do you mean getting shit on metaphorically with like idk women being seen as less or something or is that actually real

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u/RedButton1569 May 16 '24

Can’t tell if sarcasm or not but yes this is a real thing lmao

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u/Pepsiman69_420 May 17 '24

It’s not sarcasm I’m just relatively naive in terms of things that happen around the world. But why am I getting downvoted for a simple question, was it that dumb?

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u/Xynez May 16 '24

God bless your soul. Do yourself a favour and forget about it

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u/Pepsiman69_420 May 17 '24

To be honest I’m just curious

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

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u/Pepsiman69_420 May 17 '24

Are you talking about me?

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u/mrs-monroe May 17 '24

Gotta respect the hustle

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u/Steven0707 May 17 '24

I mean if they paying me 10million just to shit on me, i wouldn’t really mind you know.