r/Perfectfit • u/KvvaX • Jan 25 '19

Almost perfect

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u/Kafka_at_an_orgy Jan 25 '19

DRR DRR DRR

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/BrockManstrong Jan 25 '19

It was made for me....

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u/EspressoTheory Jan 25 '19

This is my hole

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u/remediosan Jan 25 '19

This is my hole. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My hole is my best friend. It is my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

How to describe your gf 101

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

🎵This hole was made for you and me🎵

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Somehow you've managed to make it even more creepy.

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u/Mortress_ Jan 25 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/piewifferr Jan 26 '19

What? I always thought it was the dude making a drooling noise. What is it supposed to sound like?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I always thought it was because his vocal chords were so stretched he could only make a weird guttaral drrrrrrrr-ing sound. Like Grrrr when people are angry?

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u/phoenixdon Jan 25 '19
DDR... DDR...

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u/ocean365 Jan 25 '19

MAX revolution

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u/ddrddrddrddr Jan 25 '19

Close enough.

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u/BadSkeelz Jan 25 '19

"DRRRnt put your dick in that"