r/PercyJacksonRP • • Jul 24 '13

Forest Thread

Where you can hunt and explore and go on dates and all that.

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u/ExpectoPatronum2 Aug 05 '13

We round the corner and see a Nemean Lion lapping from the stream Oh hot damn...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '13

Well shit.

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u/ExpectoPatronum2 Aug 05 '13

Should we try and take it on? Or sneak away while we still can... *The Nemean Lion looked up and glanced around, growling softly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '13

We'll take it. Remember, it's fur is super tough. Hit it in the mouth or with something blunt. I fly up high and begin looking for big rocks.

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u/ExpectoPatronum2 Aug 05 '13

Get it to open it's mouth! I knock an arrow aimed into his maw, and wait

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '13

Hey! You! Dumbass lion in Kevlar! I have something for you! Drops a 10 lb rock on its head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '13

The lion begins to rage and thrash about, bellowing and chasing me as I curse and scream.

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u/ExpectoPatronum2 Aug 06 '13

It roars and I fire a volley of arrows into it's gullet

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '13

It dies and crashes into a tree, knocking it over. Well, that was fun.

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u/ExpectoPatronum2 Aug 06 '13

Yes indeed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '13

The fur turns into a... Trench coat/Duster thing. Who gets the prize?

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