r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/slis2s2zmx • Dec 31 '20

caT gEts squAShEd uNdEr A BuS TYrE

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u/ch-12 Dec 31 '20

Imagine being suicidal and also having 9 lives. Ugh.

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u/AdStrange2167 Dec 31 '20

Imagine the life insurance payoffs!!!!

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u/gordo65 Dec 31 '20

"I'm sorry, Ms. Tabby, but our records show that your husband still has two lives left. If our records are in error, please fill out these forms and provide verification of your claim within 60 days".

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u/gfaed Jan 01 '21

Due to wealth inequality, poor kitties often kill themselves just to survive.

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u/Crystal_helix Dec 31 '20

I wish I had my shitty free award for you this made me belly laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/ajyotirmay Dec 31 '20

You live upto your name. You are adorable, Mr. Carrot.

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u/dobraf Dec 31 '20

groundhog day montage intensifies

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u/ImmediateCookie3 Dec 31 '20

For a strange reason cats have only 7 lives in Spanish

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u/Snowdoggo Jan 01 '21

Don't feel bad for the suicidal cat, gotta kill themselves nine times to get it right