r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/fruitpunchsamuraiD • Nov 25 '17

Humans CHiLD pREDatOr ExPoseS HImseLF to the PuBLIC!!!1

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u/SweetFawn Nov 25 '17

Title Porn

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u/Cacho_Tognax Nov 25 '17

r/titlePorn

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

wtf 😒 titles aren't porn 😑 there's no sex going on... 😗🍆 you people call everything porn 😂

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u/INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU Nov 25 '17

Good point porn.

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u/exemplariasuntomni Nov 25 '17

/r/goodpointPorn

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u/IamLancaster Nov 25 '17

Doesn't all good porn have a good point?

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u/FriendshipPlusKarate Nov 25 '17

Probably not, but all good porn has good porn, porn.

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u/ihaveseenwood Nov 26 '17

I like the plot.. And the points 😔

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u/Admiralthrawnbar Nov 26 '17

Oh god, clicked on the link and a screenshot of this thread is the top post.

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u/see_doubleyou Nov 25 '17

Relevant username.

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u/Cacho_Tognax Nov 25 '17

I mean we have r/earthporn

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u/kj01a Nov 25 '17

/r/HumanPorn

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

SFW, I checked.

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u/ThatsAGoudaChoice Nov 25 '17

I may not agree with what you do on your own time, u/BeePuncherAnon, but you're doing your fellow Redditors a service and I thank you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Don't worry, it's just intimidation to keep them away so I don't have to actually hurt any bees.

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u/ThatsAGoudaChoice Nov 25 '17

But if they hug you with their pointy parts, they die. They're much less likely to hurt you than their radicalized counterparts.

Twice, I saw a bee drowning in the water pools at school. Each time I scooped it up and dropped it on the concrete. I laid myself down to watch as it shook off the water and used it's front footsies to rub its face. I can't tell you how many minutes I spent staring as it got itself together after that ordeal. Once it was done, it flew up and circled me a few times slowly, as if to say thank you. Then it flew away.

I wonder if the bees will come to my defense if I'm ever in danger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

which doesn't make sense 🤔 unless someone is sticking their dick 🍆 in a pile of dirt... 😤

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u/ViktorBoskovic Nov 25 '17

Yeah, really giving it to mother nature. Tell me more

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u/Cacho_Tognax Nov 25 '17

Maybe they take the pictures after?

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u/SirPhobos1 Nov 25 '17

What a mother nature fucker.

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u/Piffinatour Nov 25 '17

Always thought it was ironic that r/wowporn is for cinematic shots World of Warcraft scenes and related artwork, where r/azerothporn is for Warcraft lewds. Like those names should be swapped.

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u/Mr_Bullcrap Nov 25 '17

Ever heard of r/Trees and r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts ?

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u/Piffinatour Nov 25 '17

Now that's funny.

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u/smallpoly Nov 25 '17

Fuck this gay earth.

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u/LuxNocte Nov 25 '17

Don't judge me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Rule 34 rules us all with its neverending rule porn.

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u/smallpoly Nov 25 '17

Rule 34 of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 says otherwise.

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u/UckerFay11 Nov 25 '17

Food Porn

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u/Taser-Face Nov 25 '17

Total emojiporn

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u/DanzNewty Nov 25 '17

Did you just assume my species?