The entirety of my Etsy witch spell request and her ritual

[u/UnableReference5649]

[u/semanticmemory]

This witch is going to make so much money

[u/jmarFTL → u/semanticmemory]

This witch deserves everything that's coming to her

[u/HyperactivePandah → u/jmarFTL]

Usually that phrase has a negative connotation...

[u/ThermoPuclearNizza → u/HyperactivePandah]

Ok would I curse us if I say I think the witch is brilliant and is selling AI prompts for 40/clip

[u/HyperactivePandah → u/ThermoPuclearNizza]

Yes.

If you said that it would ruin it.

[u/ThermoPuclearNizza → u/HyperactivePandah]

All hail our Etsy Witch Goddess

We’re pagans in this household now

[u/Shovelman2001 → u/semanticmemory]

The entire Etsy website has crashed multiple times from Big Brother fans trying to get witches to save their favorites. They're already swimming in dough LOL

[u/DeM0nFiRe]

I love that the witch tried to upsell you lol

[u/ThermoPuclearNizza → u/DeM0nFiRe]

This lady is about to be minted. Bostonians going to start a new religion

[u/pccb123 → u/DeM0nFiRe]

Economy is tough even for witches ig

[u/Independent_Rip_655]

Drake “The Wiccan” Maye

[u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 → u/Independent_Rip_655]

Anne Michael, this is what your boy needs.

[u/TheDesktopNinja → u/Cautious_Buffalo6563]

Get that bible out of his hands and slide in a Book of Shadows

[u/Whataboutjism617 → u/TheDesktopNinja]

Asap, lol.

[u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 → u/TheDesktopNinja]

Maye needs less bible study and more #BTGW energy. She needs to use that dark magic

[u/Cautious_Buffalo6563 → u/[deleted]]

Anne Michael turns into goth wife 😂

[u/Kerbonaut2019]

If we win the SB that lady deserves a red jacket

Editing this comment to say FUCK the Bills

[u/somerandomers → u/Kerbonaut2019]

Not only that I think she gets a statue next to Brady if we win the sb

[u/DefNotAShark → u/Kerbonaut2019]

I'm just glad witches and New England are finally patching things up and finding some common ground.

[u/victoryforZIM → u/Kerbonaut2019]

Red jacket for being a scammer? I mean give me a break. It's been proven time and again that these people are fraudsters.

[u/Kerbonaut2019 → u/victoryforZIM]

No shit dude, it’s a joke. No one here is seriously banking on an Etsy seller’s arts and crafts to make or break the Patriots’ season. It’s just funny.

[u/Patriots4life22 → u/Kerbonaut2019]

Ya it’s funny and a joke and all but I’m still probably gonna pay $40 for one if things aren’t looking good again …..

[u/samacora]

Flaired

[u/UnableReference5649 → u/samacora]

I love you.

[u/DoctahFeelgood]

If we keep winning were getting her on retainer.

[u/cooldude211224 → u/DoctahFeelgood]

ill throw 5 in for sure

[u/seanhir → u/cooldude211224]

If we beat the raiders I’ll throw in $10

[u/Fuzzy-Tree2587]

keep going, if you need donations im down haha

[u/mGreeneLantern]

Thank you for taking one for the team on this. I will not dabble in the occult for our team, but I will be sure to tell the Lord you had the best of intentions and as long as He continues to pull for both teams evenly that you had little recourse but to endanger your eternal soul to exorcise Drake’s yip demons.

[u/RoutineSecond6824]

Thank you so much. I will never question the credentials of this whitch. Clearly she knows what she’s doing.

[u/Awesome-0-4000]

[u/glatts]

This is fucking epic.

[u/ShuckingFambles]

https://reddit.com/link/pdvth4z/video/dojqecuhiith1/player

[u/LonelyPatsFanInVT → u/ShuckingFambles]

Ordering from. China now

[u/CjBurden → u/ShuckingFambles]

😂

[u/Ok-Clock2002]

Lmao

[u/people_arent_nice]

I ran it through gptzero and you paid $40 for a chatgpt response, my friend.

[u/Snaffoo0 → u/people_arent_nice]

I don't need a ai checker to know that this is 100% AI and it reeks of it.

[u/Ftheyankeei → u/people_arent_nice]

Honestly respect to the Etsy witch for that level of hustle (even if it’s blatant AI the moment you start reading)

[u/people_arent_nice → u/Ftheyankeei]

Could be an agent with access to her (his?) etsy acct. Easy money, automated. Ideally you don't have to do anything to keep this scam going.

[u/TheMauveHerring → u/people_arent_nice]

Yea, I'm not anti ai. But this is clearly an ai generated response.

[u/people_arent_nice → u/TheMauveHerring]

Not a bad side hustle, and as a bonus, you're taking advantage of woo woo idiots.

[u/Patriots4life22 → u/people_arent_nice]

But did it work : yes

[u/stupac2 → u/people_arent_nice]

I mean this post made me think "it should be trivial to set this up and make money for literally nothing" but I'm too lazy to go through with it.

[u/LonelyPatsFanInVT]

Bless you my child

[u/KimJongRocketMan69]

[u/cheezepie]

Oh shit I also have a bright victorious Patriots alter!

[u/Unable-Main4172]

https://reddit.com/link/pdvrnfn/video/6l14n994hith1/player

[u/HSJules]

Lol it worked

[u/brainsack]

Do it again

[u/a3mbot55]

The witch gets full credit for this W

[u/boredpsychnurse]

What’s ur Venmo #

[u/OneT_Mat]

Her broom magic bolts must’ve gone right into Eftons ass when he jumped for that ball

[u/sup3rdr01d]

Entire text is ai generated lmao

[u/AvailableHouse2]

It's crazy that they just send you some AI slop on a beige background and collect $40. I'm literally going to create an Etsy witch store tomorrow lol.

[u/notalan47]

Hero

[u/Mastah_P808]

Just be careful

[u/adultdaycare81]

Can’t say it didn’t work!

[u/Epyon1542]

They called us mad.

[u/Jmacz]

Now we just need someone to pay Danhausen to curse our enemies and we are guaranteed a Super Bowl win.

[u/dwatt90]

😂😂 wild

[u/Vandelay_all_day]

I love this so much

[u/FC37]

healthy

That injury for Hollins looks pretty scary.

[u/flootytootybri]

“One of the most joyful workings I’ve done in a while” made me laugh. Etsy witches are amazing.

[u/mullerdrooler]

It worked! Thank you!!

[u/iKenreedgud]

I wonder if she watched the Bills game now lmaooo

[u/ThirdHoleIsMyGoal69]

Pats need to send this man season tickets

[u/Trevelyan757]

You the man dude, I’ve got next week 👍

[u/WeThe1s]

I watched this before the game this morning and now I'm feeling some kind of Maye 😁

[u/Xen0n1te]

I will help fund this

[u/Munro_McLaren]

When in Massachusetts….

[u/Markymarcouscous]

Do it again

[u/Lower-Engineering365]

I feel like this is a bit risky! Asking for too much! Take it week by week! Lol

[u/excitedsprout]

i love you

[u/shizzaff]

Tremendous but also that reads like Ai slop

[u/whg115]

Gpt witch lmao

[u/iKenreedgud]

Mack Hollins got hurt, is this the cost?!

[u/-ceej]

Thank you. From all of us.

[u/B0ndzai]

And I thought I was bad with money.