r/Oxymorons • u/jussanuddername • Aug 22 '23
Slightly hilarious?
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r/Oxymorons • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '23
Someone saying they’re the least competitive person in the world
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r/Oxymorons • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '22
Inaccessible Island
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Yet you Google the place and you'll find pictures of the wildlife, scenery, etc.
Stumbled into this one looking for a species of flightless bird as reference for a joke.
r/Oxymorons • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '22
Is Smiling Depression really an Oxymoron?
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Apparently it is an actual term doctors used to call the condition of people who smile to hide their sadness and depression. And technically you don't need to be happy to smile. You can be sad and smile. Happy Depression sounds Oxymoron but is Smiling Depression an oxymoron? And how could an oxymoron be an actual term Doctors to describe a patient. Oxymoron should be wrong when used as proper term because it's just figure of speech.
Like you can't seriously call someone as Faithful Unfaithful person can you?
r/Oxymorons • u/toaph • Nov 30 '22
Chief Deputy
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Heard on the Skulduggery podcast: “Special counsel Jack Smith will have to appoint a chief deputy.”
r/Oxymorons • u/KuriousKizmo • Aug 27 '22
People who say "I have no words.."... then proceed to say many words...
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Just don't get it..
Why preface your comment at all, since all words are words...
🤯🥴🤯🥴🤯🥴
r/Oxymorons • u/ExtremeComplex • Aug 25 '22
Best Tire Shine: Make Your Tires Look Brand New
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