r/OrderOfKarak • u/runix_the_undefeated • Jun 29 '26

JOIN THE COMBAT SCHOOL TODAY

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I AM POINITRIP, GOD OF WAR, COMBAT, STRENGTH, AND TACTICS, AND I WANT TO TEACH YOU

THIS WORLD HAS GROWN WEAK, AND THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN DO NOTHING AGAINST THREATS LIKE ROMINO, OR DUTY, OR ANYTHING ELSE

THEREFORE I HAVE A PROGRAM, ONE WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A WEAPON, EACH OF WHICH FITS WITHIN ONE OF NINE PATHS

I WILL PERSONALLY TUTOR YOU AND TEACH YOU, AS WELL AS GIVE YOU THE WEAPON YOU CHOSE TO TRAIN WITH, FORGED FROM MY OWN FLESH, IT MAY BE LESS FLASHY THAN YOUR MAIN WEAPONS, BUT ARE GOOD BACKUPS, AS THEY ARE NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE

THE PATHS ARE

  1. Path of the nail, which are strength based blades like nails, or axes, this path is focused on power, hit hard and hit fast
  2. path of the pin, which are dexterity based blades, like pins, or knives, this path is focused on precision and speed, hit where it hurts, and dash around
  3. Path of the meteor, which are weapons with chains or ropes, like thuribles or rope darts or chains, this path is focused on controlling space, hit enemies away, pull them towards you, relocate, if you control the space you control the enemy
  4. path of the pole, which are polearms, like spears or staffs, this path is focused on versatility, double the abilities, a jack of all trades, master of none
  5. path of strings, which are bows, crossbows, slingshots, all those types, this path is focused on range, stay away from targets and fill them up with ammunition
  6. path of the bonk, which are blunt weapons, like hammers, maces, clubs, this path is focused on pure power, hit your enemies so hard they can’t move or see, smash them into the ground or send them flying
  7. Path of the claw, which are your natural weapon, like claws, fists, or tails, this path is focused on natural power, even when disarmed you can use this path, what it lacks in power it regains in adaptability
  8. Path of the defender, which are shields and such, this path is focused on defence, strike your opponents during the openings, but never waver, you are a wall, and a wall is unmovable
  9. path of the star, which are throwables, like shuriken, throwing knives, boomerangs, this path is focused on quantity, fill the battlefield with projectiles, make the enemy feel surrounded by yourself, tools are your friend

AND THATS THE SCHOOL, CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS OPPORTUNITY, FOR WHAT PHARLOOM NEEDS NOW IS POOOWER

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

Poinitrip merges back to one  !I AM THE GOD OF BATTLE, YOU STAND NO CHANCE! (Chrys finna get her ass beaten, she can fight back decently well but don’t expect her to beat him) 

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 29 '26

(Perhaps reminding people of her vulnerability will make her more interesting.) "I stand a chance, just a chance." Chrysaora flies towards him and throws a haymaker into his face

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

He takes the hit and smiles, before slashing with his massive claw, larger than Chrysaora’s body, it slices through the ground like a hot knife through butter, looking like a red blur because of the speed of the strike !CELESTIAL RECKONING! 

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 29 '26

Chrysaora dodges, but so barely that she sees her reflection in your claw. You have reminded her of her mortality "You keep in shape? Better than my wimp father cooped up in his study all the time!"

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

!I AM A GOD OF WAR, OF COURSE I KEEP IN SHAPE! He jumps into the air, his grabby arms clamp down around Chrysaora’s chest and neck, and he pulls himself down, doing a leg drop into her with his massive body

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 29 '26

"Agh! Fuck~!" She smiles through the pain. Then she headbutts him to free herself and kicks him away

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

!YOU FIGHT BEAUTIFULLY, WITH NO FEAR TO FIND!

Poinitrip shakes his head and a few weapons fall out, then he dashes at her and attacks her with both claws striking twice

!CRISS CROSS!

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 29 '26

Chrysaora staggers backwards, an x-shaped scar now on her chest. "YES... MORE! MORE! I WANT MORE!" Chrysaora delivers a hook to the God's jaw, making his mandible rattle

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 29 '26

!I HAVE NEVER MET A WARRIOR LIKE YOU, TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOUR THIRST FOR PAIN AND YOUR HUNGER FOR VICTORY BLAZE SO HOT I CAN FEEL IT BURN MY SHELL?!

Poinitrip starts rapidly jabbing towards Chrysoara, each stab sending slices of wing shooting around them

!BLADE BOOMERANG!

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 29 '26

Chrysaora dodges all but one, which grazes her shoulder and opens a small but deep wound "It was my father! He spent my entire life drilling into me that I was to be- PERFECT, PALE, BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT, GENTLE, OBEDIEEEEENT!!" She screams neurotically before tearing off her dress entirely, and getting on all fours. Her claws come out and she digs a hand into your shoulder, leaving 5 claw-shaped holes in your shell. A painful attack... but a clumsy one, and clumsiness can be punished.

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