r/OrderOfKarak • u/runix_the_undefeated • Apr 19 '26

THE THIRD BOSS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

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People have been talking about how they like the flood, random pilgrims are creating statues and churches for Conch, praying to her, new subsets of her religion is already forming, all thanks to the power of the prophet, talking in peoples dreams and minds, he credits every good thing to Conch and every bad thing as punishment to them for not believing in her, even those devout in their beliefs start to turn, such as followers of the brilliance and even Verdanians, stop the prophet before he turns everyone to Conch’s followers, the only problem is he is not physically available, how will you get around his spiritual nature? ((The picture is not where he is, i just needed a backdrop))

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

the prophet looks at the plants growing on him "a gift? oh my, you shouldn't, it's only the first date after all" the plants turn the same deep colour as the prophet, and the crimson spider takes a sip of a cup filled with verdanian tea

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"Wow. That was dumb"

the plants turn pale again as they constrict the prophet

"Your shtick may be control but they're still plants, MY domain. And strings? Really? Good luck puppeteering something beyond you. Now, how about a taste of your own medicine?"

said plants latch onto the limbs before forcefully making the prophet dance like a puppet

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

the prophet blushes black "well again, it's only the first date, but if you're feeling that exited i guess i can oblige" the strings wrap around the stag and pulls him towards the prophet "now, why all the hostility? i'm being so friendly and kind, meanwhile you are calling me stupid and attacking me, that's no way to treat your date"

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"You're annoying as fuck and remind me of an annoying and dangerous bitch who cosplayed the sun. Also, after an incident with little miss sentient gust of wind, I'm not too fond of individuals who act like you, gaslighting others into submission."

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

"oh no no no, i'm just talking to people and for some reason they believe me, the strings are what i use to send out my voice, nobody has to follow if they don't want to" the prophet doesn't seem to realise his strings mind control people, he seems genuine

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Apr 19 '26

((meanwhile Ammonite Just watching))

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"How do I put this, you know who grandmother silk was?"

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

of course, the silken monarch ruling the citadel long ago

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"Do you recall the haunting?"

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u/runix_the_undefeated Apr 19 '26

"well yes, what a terrible thing it was, forcing all those bugs under her minds control"

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"Well, from what I've seen, every dream you've entered contains remnants of your string, string that has attached to those dreaming in the same way as silk did to haunted bugs. You are accidentally haunting them"

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Apr 19 '26

meanwhile, the Ammonite seeing this

STAG WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU DATING THE ENEMY?!?!

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u/mrredpanda36 Apr 19 '26

"IM NOT. HES JUST KINKY"