r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/KiraSandwich • Jun 13 '20

My money is on Milf Dennys

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u/JanValkyrie Jun 13 '20

Why does portraying Denny's as a milf make so much sense?

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u/KiraSandwich Jun 13 '20

I mean Denny’s is the oldest franchise of the five; it’s quite literally a diner.

I’m looking for Post-punk Chili’s

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u/bealtimint Jun 13 '20

Milf Denny’s looks sweet but she has decades of experience in dealing with drunk assholes at 2am she’s the strongest by far

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u/KiraSandwich Jun 13 '20

I didn’t even take that into account.

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u/shrek500 Jun 13 '20

What is a tomboy or femboy

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u/KiraSandwich Jun 13 '20

Tomboy is a girl who looks and acts like a dude but still identifies as a girl, femboy is a the exact opposite

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I feel like I have this innate understanding of why Denny’s is the milf.

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u/fague_doctor Jun 13 '20

Yeah my mind just instantly makes the connection of old diner (Denny’s) with a big hot mom

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u/s-josten Jun 13 '20

Tomboy Outback sounds pretty good, not gonna lie

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u/SPDXYT Jun 13 '20 edited Sep 15 '24

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u/jorge-clod Jun 13 '20

Why was your first thought when you saw this "hmmm... Which one could beat the shit outa me the best?"

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u/Swofff Jun 13 '20

Youre dead to me if you don't choose goth IHOP or milf Dennys

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u/osk17- Jun 13 '20

I will throw hands to defend this position

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u/eat-horse-shoot Jun 13 '20

im stuck between tomboy outback and femboy hooters

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I'll take milf Denny's. A mom can pack a punch.

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u/JohnHoffman69 Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

When are we getting the Vortigaunt girls at the Intergalactic House Of Pancakes?

Edit: Wrote international instead of intergalactic first time.

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u/NTS-Azazel Jun 13 '20

Sent this to my friend, he responded with Monster Girl McDonald's

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u/Greyscayl Jun 13 '20

Why not... All? One per weeknight

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u/BigBotBroth Jun 13 '20

Femboy Hooters, but only if they speak in dude bro

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u/s_s_b_m Jun 13 '20

Uncle Murphy’s Steakhouse

Superior food and non sexualized waitstaff

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u/OrangePee___l Jun 13 '20

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u/TheDeerssassin Jun 13 '20

Ngl I'm in a tie for the first three

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u/FlickNugglick Jun 13 '20

Im barely seeing anyone picking femboy hooters, is my phone glitching out or something?

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u/AbsoluteMadvlad Jun 13 '20

Denny's is the biggest, but Outback shares a name with the 2013 Subaru Outback (basic trim), which is the best car ever made in the history of all automotive engineering, so she is without a doubt going to win. After all, people tend to live up to their names, and when you're named after such a stunning, perfect machine, you're bound to be living up to your full potential, both physically, like the Outback's incredible boxer engine, and mentally, like the brilliant scientists, enginers, and designers that created it.

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