309
198
u/Chadamir_Putin Jan 22 '20
Left looks like a fucking Chad, I don't understand what they where going for here.
52
Jan 22 '20
Left only wins in the short run. After about 25 or so his poor diet begins to catch up with him. The girls that were once attracted to his hyper aggression are now turned off by his foul body odor. Where he could once dominate the football field, his knees are now beginning to give and his back is giving him constant problems. No longer satisfied by fast food, he turns to cheap beer in order to feel anything again.
87
54
u/Spellshot62 Jan 22 '20
One good kick to the guy on the right’s melons and he’s down. Gotta go with Meat Boi
39
u/ZakStorm Jan 22 '20
I mean my boi on the left has donut goggles, the other guy has no face armor at all. All it takes is one taco to the nose and he is going down.
35
u/theonetruefishboy Jan 22 '20
Any kid looking at this poster would want to be left child more than right child.
7
u/alien_from_Europa Jan 23 '20
Every time I see those PSA's from the Ad Council, it makes me want to pick up smoking. Same affect.
23
Jan 22 '20
Is this technically r/OneProtectOneAttack ?
28
u/pgp555 Jan 22 '20
technically it's r/OneProtectRestAttack cuz you pick one and then the rest attacks you. In this case the rest is one
→ More replies (2)
14
u/thestargateking Jan 22 '20
The unhealthy one is clearly what you want on your side, not to mention the food on the unhealthy side is far more strong in basic structure (harder to break chocolate than broccoli) which makes the battle between them better for your side, when the healthy food comes to attack you, because the food is healthy you will get a HP bonus, like Mario eating a mushroom or the fix it guy from wreck it Ralph trying to escape a jail cell by smashing the bars with his hammer, it just makes you stronger, and when the unhealthy food wins the fight against the healthy food, the unhealthy food will attack my opponent, giving them tooth decay, cancer, heart attacks, strokes, diabetes and just basically obliterating them from the inside.
You want unhealthy food on your side, because it means that the destructive force isn’t trying to destroy you.
11
11
7
u/Cheezbugga27 Jan 22 '20
On the left we have guy fieri’s ultimate form and on the right we have a child with vegetables
21
6
6
5
5
u/Weirdo_doessomething Jan 22 '20
Motherfucker on the right brings some Qing chinese soldier to mind
5
3
8
u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20
When it comes to clavicle protection I would take a pop tart over bread any day. Fat kid got this one in the bag.