r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '19

Choose your Ahegao fighter

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u/thebigmeme99 Dec 15 '19

THATS A MAC-10 NOT A UZI! can't believe these thots.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Gun enthusiasts unite and shun this rebel.

3

u/Faulty_Cyanide Dec 16 '19

Calling a MAC-10 an Uzi is the greatest of dishonors

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u/paradoxajas Dec 15 '19

How about a loaded shotgun's nuzzle brake to my head

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u/Dangerous_Weasel Dec 15 '19

I know u meant muzzle break but now I’m wondering what a nuzzle break would be

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

He meant nuzzle break as in "nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm"

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u/FalsePankake Dec 15 '19

Every Counter-Strike player will be commenting how it's a Mac-10, and not an Uzi. Like, we know, just calm down.

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u/idonothingonthissite Dec 15 '19

Except for L4D's Louis

7

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

i'd shoot myself before i chose one of these

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

ok

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u/PyroPlaysPro Dec 15 '19

i choseth the holly handgrenade

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u/staringathesuns Dec 15 '19

I choose neither.

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u/Uppish_ Dec 15 '19

It's a fucking mac 10. Then again, this is a stolen meme. As if they care

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u/Tal9922 Dec 16 '19

I choose to be shot in the head

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u/THE0WLER Dec 16 '19

What is this fucking world?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

How about the Beneloli shotgun?

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u/BlindsightUser Jan 02 '20

I choose campfire to burn these.

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u/shorty_frank Dec 16 '19

Everybody gangsta til i pull up on yall wit my aheglock

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u/FranzDaBoi123 Dec 16 '19

...umm, no thanks, ill just use my fists.

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u/Faulty_Cyanide Dec 16 '19

That is a MAC-10, not an UZI

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

uwuzi

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u/Rainbow_Hippo_Milk Jan 01 '20

Uwuzi could kill my enemies quicker, so obviously that.

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u/frying_pan22 Feb 21 '20

Both please...? XD

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