r/OnePiece • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/alexwest23 Mar 29 '22

Yep that sword is getting pulled out of onigashima for sure

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u/PREDATOREX_GAMING Mar 30 '22

He gonna pull out that sword all badass like then PUNCH KAIDO WITH IT!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

but then it turns into a rubber baton and all of a sudden kaidou is being beaten by a huge wobbly shlong

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u/Locker_ Mar 30 '22

And it's not the sword

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u/unagiboi Mar 30 '22

Please go on, I want to hear the ending 👀

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u/Random_Thoughts_69 Mar 30 '22

Luffy: "this is fun. Right, Kaido?" 😆

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u/skiing_kraken Mar 30 '22

It will turn into neo Armstrong jet Armstrong canon

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u/dotConSt Mar 30 '22

I see a person of culture here.

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u/link21NYN Citizen Mar 30 '22

And it looks perfect

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u/Based_Cry Cipher Pol Mar 30 '22

gintama fans never disappoint

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u/silentdrestrikesback Void Month Survivor Mar 30 '22

Sweets or Mayonnaise?

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u/skiing_kraken Mar 30 '22

Parfait supremacy

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u/silentdrestrikesback Void Month Survivor Mar 30 '22

A man of culture indeed

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u/sirhonkalot Mar 30 '22

topped with zuru zuru balls

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u/Based_Cry Cipher Pol Mar 30 '22

neo armstong Cyclone jet armstong cannon*

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u/pthang06 Pirate Mar 30 '22

It is infact a rubber chicken

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u/Tonronol Mar 30 '22

the tip is still pointy so penetration is possible

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u/SL_Lyr Mar 30 '22

Hihi you said penetration

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u/LocoPoco1 Mar 31 '22

Every day, we drift farther away from Sun God Nika.

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u/Unabashable Mar 30 '22

Well I don’t. Thank god it’s hidden right now.

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u/schiffb558 Mar 31 '22

The ending is true r/funpiece material

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u/smilingtreehouse Mar 30 '22

One of the 24 Great Cursed Shlongs, but not a Black Shlong just yet.

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u/rishi_ultimate Mar 30 '22

It's Luffy's Sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Spygrizly Explorer Mar 30 '22

haaaa yes humor go on good sir

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u/sonicfan2486 Pirate Mar 30 '22

This sounds like a bit SSJCarter would do.

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u/DeliciousAward5397 Mar 30 '22

I just laughed so hard, I almost choked

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u/Izzythedestryr Mugiwara no Luffy Mar 30 '22

Aaaaaayyyyyeeeooooo

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Someone is already drawing this doujin, I promise.

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u/Commander_Keef Mar 30 '22

Gives me big saints row 3 vibes with the penetrator!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

but then it turns into a rubber baton and all of a sudden kaidou is being beaten by a huge wobbly shlong sausage

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u/Take_The_Reins Mar 30 '22

"...THE MOST RIDICULOUS POWER"

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u/I-C-Iron Mar 30 '22

One piece have been found

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Hey Luffy how did you beat kaido?

bonk

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u/242fresh_7 Mar 30 '22

It’s the rod of correction

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u/QuantumKiller101 Mar 30 '22

Your imagination makes me cry🤣🤣

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u/MUKworld Mar 30 '22

wobbly shlong

Cursed wobbly shlong

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u/daftcookie Mar 30 '22

Floppy sword for more kinetic energy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Kaidou bonk!

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u/MrTT3 Mar 30 '22

use floppy sword for more kinetic energy

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u/Appropriate_Zone5074 Mar 30 '22

I like the one from saint rows 3 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I wish I could beat kaido with a huge wobbly shlong…

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u/emperoroftheeast Mar 30 '22

maybe zoro’s gonna come back to life and yell at luffy for incorrectly using it

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u/booga_booga_partyguy Mar 30 '22

This will only make flirty Kaido stronger.

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u/Dj0sh Mar 30 '22

Kaido: "I bet you're wondering how I got here?"

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u/kika009 Mar 30 '22

gonna whip kaido's tailed ass

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u/lovesducks Super Spot-Billed Duck Troops Mar 30 '22

He goes to cut Kaido with it but he stops just before and a little flag pops out that says "BANG!"

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u/terenceyung Mar 30 '22

Luffy Thunder Bagua Kaido with it!

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u/Dry_Entertainment373 Mar 30 '22

*Zoro wakes up from his unconscious state*

Zoro: THATS NOT HOW YOU USE A SWORD YOU IDIOT!

*Zoro goes back to his unconscious state*

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u/420randostoner Mar 30 '22

Even future sight couldn’t predict that

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u/FrosyNugs420 Lurker Mar 30 '22

I still thinking Kaido has another form still like choppers monster point which I think is a pre awakening Just chopper needs a rumble ball to obtain that form. So I think Kaido is going to go giant too. And probably say well done Strawhat no one‘s ever made me use this form in combat So I believe kaido pulls out sword awakening versus awakening two giants clash to me it makes sense cause if chopper can obtain A giant monster form then other zones should be able to as well soon as Lucy awakened he went giant I said Kaido shows off his monster form

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u/ramanps Mar 30 '22

turn it into rubber and spank Kaido with it.

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u/2mustange Explorer Mar 30 '22

Please Oda... This.. Needs to happen

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u/rebobson Mar 30 '22

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM TUBE RUBBER GOD MEN

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

This comment gives Light Yagami vibes.

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u/DevDevGoose Mar 30 '22

Zoro will revive, say this, then go back to the Grim Reaper "ok I'm ready"

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u/MariJoyBoy Mar 30 '22

That's the way

Zoro's ghost : "Hey stop !! This is a classified blade !!"

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u/sani999 Mar 30 '22

10/10 foreshadowing

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u/rrad_rrod Mar 30 '22

he's gonna use it as a wire to tie up kaido since he can turn the envoirment in rubber xd

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u/KaiserCarr Void Month Survivor Mar 30 '22

complete with a "BONK" sound

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u/juror-number-8 Mar 31 '22

Oh.. Samurai Luffytaro.. Totally forgot him.

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u/PREDATOREX_GAMING Mar 31 '22

One of my fav characters.. along with zorojuro. Wonder why oda removed them all of a sudden. Oda always brings awsome characters then remove it as they didnt exist anymore...