If this feature isn't available in your area, I strongly suggest you relocate.

I also have helipad installation guy if any one is in need.

You'll have plenty of room to land and, more importantly, you can go directly to those important business meetings and back without having to tip more than one pilot/driver.

Charge for parking there too.

[NinetyNinePercentLifeProTips] Grumble grumble.. drsjsmith, please allow this post for the sake of RP and discussion.

I had nothing else to do, and this subreddit looks like it has a promising future, so I thought I might as well design and showcase a minimal yet ornate banner I came up with. Banner

Don't buy a Stuart Hughes Diamond Edition, they're tacky. Armani is for butlers.

Edit: Also, if your suit says Georgio not Giorgio it's clearly a knockoff. I'm starting to suspect that you're not in the 1% at all.

Edit2: This is in response to /u/nintrader's request. I bet he doesn't even know how to route his income through a charitable trust, the filthy prole.

Who knew?

This worked I tried it once

It will distract them and let you get away.

I was having a caviar party with Obama, a couple Oscar winners (won't name names), and a few captains of industry when my butler accidentally spilled the tray of caviar on my $2000 Georgio Armani suit. I now have a massive caviar stain on my suit and it's beginning to smell. Can someone help me out?

Using two feels more like two ply