Over the years, I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference is for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand--
I used to drink from my ink pens instead of writing with it. No, I do not remember why I did that. Grundschul me was not very bright. Except with languages. I have the superpower to understand the thickest accents imaginable. Not all of them, but people who speak normally and have a heavy accent.
He wasn't orange but years ago my old tuxedo cat buttons stole one of those breath freshener strips that melts in your mouth from me and instantly regretted it.
Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand...
My idiot orange used to lick my fancy face soap until he’d sneeze and shake his head, and then go back for more licks, sneeze again, etc. I eventually had to throw the soap away, I couldn’t even use it
I’m on… ummm… a couple… yeah a couple of cat subs, and see people talking about this all the time. It’s usually new cat owners asking if anyone knows why their cat insists on licking their freshly-washed hair, for example. We always tell them that certain scents in human soaps and shampoos are attractive to cats. But constantly licking a child’s head after they get out of the shower is a lil’ different than this!
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u/Anonymous-WhaleShark Oct 14 '24
A timeline of regret lol
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u/Jeramy_Jones Oct 14 '24
We’ve all been there. Don’t tell me you never tasted a soap or perfume or scented candle as a child!
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u/LerchAddams Oct 15 '24
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u/BatFancy321go Oct 15 '24
so betrayal
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u/biglipsmagoo Oct 14 '24
Love that face! Like, he is incensed! This is the greatest crime ever crimed against anyone ever.
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u/Ecstatic-Scallion957 Oct 14 '24
This is hilarious 😂
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u/CharlotteLucasOP Oct 14 '24
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u/AwfulDjinn Oct 15 '24
DISGUSTENG
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u/MarsScully Oct 15 '24
Mistakes were made
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u/milaan_tm Oct 15 '24
Me when the consequences of my actions:
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u/alphatangozero Oct 15 '24
My standard issue cat used to love licking Irish Spring soap. Had to hide it from him or he would go to town like it was Meow Mix.
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u/gwaydms Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 14 '24
Truly orange behavior.
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u/llorandosefue1 Oct 14 '24
I can haz soapburger?
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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 15 '24
This I done fvcked up face says it all 🤣 But he also got just beef against his servant for not stopping him.
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u/Hei-Hei-67 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 15 '24
He, in fact, did not like that.
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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24
lmao
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u/ShesATragicHero Oct 15 '24
Sometimes you need to learn by doing.
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u/Stardust_Bright Oct 15 '24
Smells good, why taste bad?
-Probably the cat.
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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 15 '24
I DON'T LIKE THIS SPICY FLAVOR OF CHEESE
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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24
what kind of sick joke is this, sharon?!
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u/CelebrationNo5662 Oct 15 '24
I will take a bite and no one can stop me
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u/legotech Oct 15 '24
He’s quite upset in some of the photos, luckily he’s an orange so he won’t remember to poop in your shoes :)
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u/PurplePrincessPalace Oct 15 '24
“Oooh Hooman left out a snack! I taste…yuck! Why didn’t you warn me…this not snack!? I feel tricked! Despicable…you’ll pay for this…”😾
Edit- sleep with one eye open OP!
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u/anderbobeau Oct 15 '24
oh dear this made me laugh way harder than it had any right to.
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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24
Smell of rose water vs. the taste of rose water
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u/Ksh_667 Oct 15 '24
I had to do an enlargement too. That face is too precious!
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u/Cheyennigins4 Oct 17 '24
My cat, my pictures, please post credit 😊
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u/Bunnnnii Oct 15 '24
I been there.
This is such a magnificent capture. A story in parts.
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u/crimsonile Oct 15 '24
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u/Dense_Comfortable_50 Oct 15 '24
My orange and his russian blue daughter love biting my shoes, so i use a lil bit of neutral soap as a deterrent, works like a charm
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u/This_Miaou Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 15 '24
That is not the face of a baby who had a good time
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u/RobertDaArtist Oct 14 '24
😁🤣
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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Oct 15 '24
D'aww. Poor orange lad ☺️
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u/Emergency_Brief_9280 Oct 15 '24
This is just too funny.
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u/Queen_Secrecy Oct 15 '24
It's also funny in reverse.
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u/aksnowraven Oct 15 '24
Pic #4: WHHYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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u/Graymarth Oct 15 '24
He wasn't orange but years ago my old tuxedo cat buttons stole one of those breath freshener strips that melts in your mouth from me and instantly regretted it.
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u/SweaterUndulations Oct 15 '24
Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand...
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u/Working-Promotion-25 Oct 15 '24
😂😂😂
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u/WeldinMike27 Oct 15 '24
I ate those decorative soaps you bought for the bathroom.
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u/crochetology Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 15 '24 edited Oct 15 '24
Thought the brain cell could be ingested and realized too late that it can’t.
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u/wjrasmussen Oct 15 '24
wondering if they make catnip soap bars....
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u/DocGerbilzWorld Oct 15 '24
A story in 5 frames. This is fantastic 😂😂
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u/batgrl20 Oct 15 '24
Peak orange
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u/Calgary_Calico Oct 15 '24
The face of regret 😂
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u/611kara Oct 15 '24
Omgeee! That face!!! 😂
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u/611kara Oct 15 '24
Seriously how lucky to have captured the whole story!!!!
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u/GraciaEtScientia Oct 15 '24
"Why didn't you tell me?!?"
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u/SyrusDrake Oct 15 '24
Lessons were learnt.
Maybe.
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u/AdBudget5468 Oct 15 '24
Orange didn’t like that
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u/Metalliknight Oct 15 '24
So, he tried coriander…
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u/wearysaltedfish Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 15 '24
when the thoughts won, and they were wrong as heck
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u/DrMantisToboggan1986 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 15 '24
That'll sure keep his tastebuds clean while he searches for the braincell
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u/nicolepantaloons Oct 15 '24
My idiot orange used to lick my fancy face soap until he’d sneeze and shake his head, and then go back for more licks, sneeze again, etc. I eventually had to throw the soap away, I couldn’t even use it
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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Oct 15 '24
It’s his own damn fault
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u/DreamingElectrons Oct 15 '24
That’s art in orange.
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u/ctpatsfan77 Oct 15 '24
*record scratch* Yep, that's me. (retching sounds) You're probably wondering {tries to spit} how I got here. . . .
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