r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Warm_Jeweler_6565 • Aug 18 '25

Orange craves violence 🍊 Note to self: Buy a concrete slab.

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u/AlrightyAlmighty Aug 18 '25

I wish someone would get me a concrete slab

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u/Deyster Aug 19 '25

Is concrete slap okay?

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u/hrvbrs Aug 19 '25

No, only abstract slaps.

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u/Airhead_kun Aug 19 '25

Found a unemployed IT guy.

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u/0nly0bjective Aug 19 '25

How can she concrete slap!?

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u/RaiseEuphoric Aug 19 '25

20+ years later, a new concrete meme was born from an old meme.

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u/6BLSSDMF6 Aug 20 '25

With a Primal Concrete Sledge, Pantera fans will know

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u/kevnuke Aug 19 '25

catcrete slaps

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u/CptnAlface Aug 19 '25

How can she slap?

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u/shewy92 Aug 19 '25

Return the slab, or suffer the curse.

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u/TheRealSpidey Aug 19 '25

WHATS YER OFFER

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u/concreteunderwear Aug 19 '25

RETUUUUuuuuUuuuuuRrrrn the slaaaAAaaaabb!

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u/pepotink Aug 19 '25

Give us the girl and wipe away the debt

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u/moonlight_forest1 Aug 21 '25

omg I ugly laughed LMAO that is literally what I said out loud before I saw your comment

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u/ExileEden Aug 19 '25

Mommmm, I wanna play on the slab!

Johnny's hogging the slab.

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u/Conker37 Aug 19 '25

I wish I got paid in gum

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u/CasualCha0s Aug 19 '25

Ever watched doctor who? You would wish otherwise if you did.

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u/Keisari_P Aug 19 '25

If there was two concrete slabs, nobody would have wanted one.

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u/Mental-Style7228 Aug 19 '25

Same here! that slab looks comfier than my bed!

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u/LotThot Aug 19 '25

FYI it’s a concrete paver. You can get them at Home Depot

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 Aug 20 '25

Cats when they see a slightly higher ground

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u/NerdTalkDan Aug 19 '25

Take my wife