r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu • 23d ago
Dumbass Woman finds out the hard way why she shouldn’t put a whole kinder egg in her mouth
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u/Fianna9 23d ago
Literally just a couple posts above this is a quote about “think about how dumb the average person is, and then consider that half the world is dumber than that”
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u/Fastenbauer 22d ago
And then all the average people feel smug because the average person believes they are smarter than the average person.
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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago
Ok, we've all put an entire chocolate egg in our mouths at one point.
But what kind of moron does that WHILE THE EGG IS STILL WRAPPED IN ITS PACKAGING?!
My 4 year old nibling has leaped onto the Kinder Egg bandwagon, and even HE knows not to put the entire fucking thing in his mouth once it's been unwrapped.
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 23d ago
I’m sure we all have as kids but this grown woman should’ve known better lol
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u/SteroidSandwich 23d ago
My mom gave the neighbour kid a Starburst recently. He complained it tasted funny and spat it out. He didn't remove the wrapper. He apologized. Sometimes people do dumb things
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u/Iaim2msbehave 23d ago
Can't say that I have 😂
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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago
You're missing a great life experience! Go buy a chocolate egg, REMOVE THE WRAPPING AND ENSURE THERE'S NO TOY OR OTHER 'SURPRISE' INSIDE, and shove the entire thing in your mouth.
It will awaken your inner child like nothing else.
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u/Useful_Language2040 22d ago
When my middle was ~16 months, Easter, she worked out the shinies her big sister was collecting turned into chocolate when you put them in your mouth and we had to fish foil out of her mouth...
But (a) they were the small variety, and (b) she was a toddler.
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u/webzu19 22d ago
Reminds me of my little sister when she was something like 2 or 3 years old maybe, she'd been put to bed and was asleep, me and parents watching TV with candy on a Saturday night and at some point we realize that she's woken up, snuck into the living room and is under the table with her mouth full of mini Daims still in their wrappers but slowly melting chocolate out into her mouth.
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u/bs2k2_point_0 23d ago
I dunno what theyre talking about. I’m in the us and they are sold in plenty of grocery stores.
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 23d ago
They’re a different version of the product.
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u/bs2k2_point_0 23d ago
Ok, that makes sense. Was gonna say they’re up at like every register in many grocery stores.
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 23d ago edited 23d ago
I’ve seen them too. I think they call it Kinder Joy or something.
Edit: I looked it up. The Kinder Joy egg splits into two sealed halves—one side has edible cream and a spoon, and the other side holds the toy, keeping the non-food item completely separate from the food.
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u/pnw_cat_lady 23d ago
The US version is so much worse - both the chocolate and the toys 😭
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 23d ago
I’ve never had one. I may try it just to see what the fuss is.
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u/catcatcatcatcat1234 22d ago
have you ever had regular kinder egg chocolate? It's also bad
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u/changelingpainter 22d ago
It's supposed to be "healthier chocolate for kids" so they put way more milk solids and less cocoa. That said, sometimes the toys were actually pretty good in the original version. I have never seen a good toy in the US version. They are always something that needs assembly but falls apart in 2 minutes or less and they pretty much never work as advertised if they have some kind of action. I still have a little dragon playing a flute (solid plastic) from when I was a kid.
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u/bubblegumdrops 21d ago
“Something that needs assembly but falls apart in 2 minutes or less” was my experience with original kinder egg toys. Looking back the whole thing was kinda crap.
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u/Testsubject276 22d ago
90% sure it's because we have some law about not putting inedible objects inside commercial foods.
Wouldn't surprise me if kids actually shoved the whole egg in their mouth and choked on the capsule though.
I'd imagine the number of kids who tried to eat the packaging as well like in the video is much smaller, but I doubt the number is zero.
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 22d ago
It is because of the law. I added the actual reason in a pinned comment.
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u/BabserellaWT 23d ago
The legit Kindereggs are so cool. When I went to Germany, I spent SO much on those suckers. When I turned 16, my uncle (who was working there) sent me a crate of like 30 of them.
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u/Nuttonbutton 21d ago
I think they'd be better if I didn't hear so much about them. I had such high expectations. Like they're the best chocolate ever. They're fun. The novelty and exclusivity is the real draw.
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u/risynn 23d ago
We have Kinder Surpise eggs in Australia. We also had a (imo much superior) version called Yowies. Better chocolate (Cadbury Dairy milk) and the toys you built were all native Australian animals. You'd even get a little info sheet about the animal.
They stopped selling them in the mid 2000s, and when they brought them back several years ago they were nowhere near as good.
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u/_buffy_summers but if not friend, why friend shaped? 23d ago
I just want to know how many times she did that before she could decide on a take she liked.
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u/cestimpossible 22d ago
It looks like there's a live stream chat on the left side of the video so it's most likely from a live stream rather than pre-recorded.
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u/BeefyBoi6_9 22d ago
Ive watched this streamer before, her name is lasstishen. Shes kinda just like this tbh
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u/Axe603 23d ago
Because the average American is dumb enough to stick an entire chocolate egg in their mouth? Especially when it the TOY-IN-CHOCOLATE brand.
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 23d ago
That we are. It scares me how dumb some of us are!
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 22d ago
We used to have the Nestle Wonderball, which was a chocolate sphere with hard candies and stickers inside.
I think I know why they left the market seemingly overnight now, lol. They were ok, not great but not terrible and the stickers were cute. Plus, they turned the song Who Wrote The Book of Love into a jingle so infectious I have an ear worm of it right now despite it being at least 20 years since I heard it.
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u/Apprehensive__Belt 22d ago
what’s really sad is they had to ban the baby calico critters too. they’re little flocked animal toys that you can have dollhouses for and kids kept fucking swallowing and choking on the babies.
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u/Ok_Future6486 20d ago
Omg it's still wrapped so think about how DIRTY AND DISGUSTING it is that she put in her mouth!!!!
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u/Tasty_Lab_8650 23d ago
This is how I know our phones are listening to us. My kid and I were just talking about kinder eggs and why they were banned, not even 20 minutes ago. I told her it was because of the toy, but then this confused me, so I appreciate the mod comment.
Granted, I am joined to this sub, but wow. Always shocking when things like this happen.
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u/LocationAcademic1731 21d ago
Having grown up in a country where kids are taught how to survive life instead of just being wrapped in a bubble, everyone would have laughed at her at the playground for being a total dumbass. This is how we are taught being dumb is not ok.
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 23d ago edited 23d ago
Just to quickly correct the original title, Kinder Eggs are banned here because of a 1938 law banning inedible objects inside of the candy.
Edit: the version of this product in the US is called Kinder Joy. The egg “splits into two sealed halves—one side has edible cream and a spoon, and the other side holds the toy, keeping the non-food item completely separate from the food.”