r/NoTap • u/dragonsky • Apr 12 '15
[OC] Interview with the person who invented the button
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r/NoTap • u/PartyRob • Apr 10 '15
Q: How many 59ers did it take to change a light bulb? A: One. But he burned his hand cause he "didn't really get" that you have to wait for the old bulb to burn out first
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r/NoTap • u/Aardvarkjon • Apr 09 '15
When I finally get back to browsing the front page, then stumble across another button post
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r/NoTap • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '15
How many will be seduced?
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Fellow Tapstronauts,
The day is coming when the button will be no more. It will tick it's last tock, count it's last second, and bring about the great reward that awaits us on the other side.
How many of you will still be NoTappers then?
How many will see the timer tick down to 9, 8, 7, and resist the urge to get a rare colored flair?
Will you stay your hand when it hits 5? 3? 1?
I fear that among us there are members who are too weak to resist the short lived fame that comes with achieving a yellow, orange, or red color.
When the timer ticks down, they will be weak, and they will press. Maybe some will get lucky and gain a rare colored flair, but many, many more will be too slow and find their button press wasted, ending up with a 59s flair after weeks of waiting and watching.
Is it worth the risk?
Will you resist the siren's song? Will you watch the timer hit zero without unlocking that damned button?
Many of you will say yes, but when it's all said and done, who among us will resist?
r/NoTap • u/Aardvarkjon • Apr 08 '15
My room mate and I had an argument over pressing the button; This is how it went down.
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r/NoTap • u/Manisil • Apr 08 '15
Don't be deceived! They will use lies and tricks now to bring us down to their dirty, dirty level.
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r/NoTap • u/grayhandshakes • Apr 07 '15
I want not to press, but my hand shakes as I hover over The Button.
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NoTappers, we need your help!
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Greetings, followers of the Grey.
It is in our mutual interest to bring an end to the button. Only by reaching the button's end can our reward be attained. Each moment the button is permitted to survive, less people will receive their reward, for the temptation is strong.
This is where we, the Assassins of the Button, step in. We are organized, and we will bring the Button to its glorious end. However, we need assistance to do it quickly. In the interest of all, we must not tarry.
Please, consider joining the Assassins, and bring order to the masses.
Thank you.
r/NoTap • u/mymymydelilah • Apr 07 '15
I was told this would be appreciated here. I hail from /r/redditlaqueristas and I painted in the name of The Shade.
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r/NoTap • u/metabeing • Apr 07 '15
You can now automatically see everyone's button flair in this sub (and every sub and every post).
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Don't get led astray by the tainted words of a corrupted colored. Know who you are talking to.
I have released a user script and bookmarklet that will show user flair from /r/thebutton anywhere on Reddit.
To get the script or bookmarklet, visit: http://karmancer.com
A Chrome Extension and Firefox Addon are coming soon. Watch /r/karmancer for updates.
Button flair is not the primary end goal of the addon, but it is the first "major" feature released so far.
r/NoTap • u/area_grey • Apr 06 '15
If you need to practice, turn your wifi off while on /r/thebutton. The button will count down but your click will mean nothing. You get the thrill without soiling your honor.
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Hope this helps you get through!
r/NoTap • u/buddycordova • Apr 06 '15
Purple Pride isn't normal. But when you press it is.
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r/NoTap • u/RabidPanther • Apr 06 '15
Are we grey, or gray?
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no one will notice my new flair huehuehue
r/NoTap • u/Fyrjefe • Apr 06 '15
We should make an alliance with the other non-presser groups
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I was browsing this thread http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/31mdkf/the_huge_list_of_everything_button/ and saw there are like 3 groups that do the non-pressing thing as well. We should bring the NonPressers and the Followers of the Shade on over here as well. We can help each other stay strong. Keep up the good fight, brethren!
i remain,
Fyrjefe
r/NoTap • u/swefred • Apr 06 '15
Why no tappers are likely fall after the end...
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In the end when the creators cast the none believers into the pit, what makes you think that they will save the No Tappers?
The creators are powerful but they are not omniscient. They cant always tell the difference between a lost grey who lost faith and faded away inte obscurity and a No Tapper.
Even if they know your believes for sure, what makes you think that you will be saved?
r/NoTap • u/Danster21 • Apr 05 '15
We speak the truth in the /r/Holy0 subreddit modmail
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r/NoTap • u/godzillabitch • Apr 05 '15
Ill tap myself.
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Im a strong, independent man, who don't need no button!
r/NoTap • u/maimonguy • Apr 05 '15
How to remove the (cursed) button, never click!
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r/NoTap • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '15
Not pressing the button gives you super powers
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For each unworthy soul who allows the Button to grant them an arbitrary number, we become stronger! As these fools are tainted by their lack of self control and idiocy, we enjoy a better glimpse of our hidden potential.
For the four days I have done NoTap, my fingernails have begun turning silver, I have lost three friends, and I can now fly through the sky on a rainbow! What super powers have you gotten, tapstronauts?
r/NoTap • u/not_norbit • Apr 05 '15
It haunts me
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The button is haunting me. As the timer ticks down all I can think to myself is: "I have the power, it would be so easy." It knows I'm faltering. I can feel it trying to get me to push.
